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By *ionman OP   Man
over a year ago

Strabane

Hey, I've been toying with the idea of doing a home made film, anyone any thoughts if it is a good, bad idea?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Well you're gonna have to think about:

Locations

Casting

Crew

Lighting

Best Boy

Key grip

Dolly grip

Editing

Craft Services

Marketing

Promotion

What's your budget? Any big names attached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, I've been toying with the idea of doing a home made film, anyone any thoughts if it is a good, bad idea?"

Dunno? What's a good bad idea?

Have you lost the plot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea have you thought about a name..Fucked in Strabane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you'll be a lead actor.....ahem ahem

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Well you're gonna have to think about:

Locations

Casting

Crew

Lighting

Best Boy

Key grip

Dolly grip

Editing

Craft Services

Marketing

Promotion

What's your budget? Any big names attached?"

Director

Release Date

Funding

Projected Box Office Sales

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By *ionman OP   Man
over a year ago

Strabane

A good, bad idea? Is it a good idea or a bad idea

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By *ionman OP   Man
over a year ago

Strabane

Haha yeah, that's an awful name if I'm honest

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Well you're gonna have to think about:

Locations

Casting

Crew

Lighting

Best Boy

Key grip

Dolly grip

Editing

Craft Services

Marketing

Promotion

What's your budget? Any big names attached?

Director

Release Date

Funding

Projected Box Office Sales"

Fluffler

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By *ionman OP   Man
over a year ago

Strabane


"Of course you'll be a lead actor.....ahem ahem "

No, not necessarily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course you'll be a lead actor.....ahem ahem

No, not necessarily"

He meant ...need...

Kaiser ain't backward about coming forward

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"

Projected Box Office Sales"

Both foreign and domestic!

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By *ionman OP   Man
over a year ago

Strabane


"Of course you'll be a lead actor.....ahem ahem

No, not necessarily

He meant ...need...

Kaiser ain't backward about coming forward "

Haha sorry read that wrong, quite forward, well played

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Well you're gonna have to think about:

Locations

Casting

Crew

Lighting

Best Boy

Key grip

Dolly grip

Editing

Craft Services

Marketing

Promotion

What's your budget? Any big names attached?

Director

Release Date

Funding

Projected Box Office Sales

Fluffler"

Rent an apartment in Hollywood for when he hits the big time.

Buy a private jet

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By *ionman OP   Man
over a year ago

Strabane


"Well you're gonna have to think about:

Locations

Casting

Crew

Lighting

Best Boy

Key grip

Dolly grip

Editing

Craft Services

Marketing

Promotion

What's your budget? Any big names attached?

Director

Release Date

Funding

Projected Box Office Sales

Fluffler

Rent an apartment in Hollywood for when he hits the big time.

Buy a private jet"

I just got the last 2 haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course you'll be a lead actor.....ahem ahem

No, not necessarily

He meant ...need...

Kaiser ain't backward about coming forward

Haha sorry read that wrong, quite forward, well played"

And the Oscar goes to.......Kaizer in the amazing home made thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could call it fuck'em at the fir trees

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Could call it fuck'em at the fir trees "

...or even "Fuck 'em in the free state!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the plot?

How about this....

A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.

But the island holds many secrets.....

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"What's the plot?

How about this....

A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.

But the island holds many secrets.....

"

They've been living on a diet of chopped liver and crave some sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the plot?

How about this....

A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.

But the island holds many secrets.....

They've been living on a diet of chopped liver and crave some sausage"

And have extremely long clits

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

is this just you using your phone to record yourself having a wank..?

bad idea..

watch the 3rd episode of black mirror... then think again..

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"What's the plot?

How about this....

A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.

But the island holds many secrets.....

They've been living on a diet of chopped liver and crave some sausage

And have extremely long clits

"

They've put their pics on 10 sites and still nobody came to save them

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By *ark the manMan
over a year ago

dublin. meath louth areas

Its starting to sound like Del boy and Rodneys attemp at movie making !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PA here if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost ( the sequel )

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I think u want to think about it in case someone that u did not want to see it got to see bye accident . What would happen ???

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..


"Well you're gonna have to think about:

Locations

Casting

Crew

Lighting

Best Boy

Key grip

Dolly grip

Editing

Craft Services

Marketing

Promotion

What's your budget? Any big names attached?

Director

Release Date

Funding

Projected Box Office Sales"

& then youl have the reviews & the criticks , thats the best part what the GP think of it.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Well you're gonna have to think about:

Locations

Casting

Crew

Lighting

Best Boy

Key grip

Dolly grip

Editing

Craft Services

Marketing

Promotion

What's your budget? Any big names attached?

Director

Release Date

Funding

Projected Box Office Sales

Fluffler

Rent an apartment in Hollywood for when he hits the big time.

Buy a private jet

I just got the last 2 haha"

I see your wearing your suit for the Oscar's in your profile pic too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the plot?

How about this....

A man lost at sea after a failed attempt to circumnavigate the globe. He washes ashore a mysterious island to discover it's sole inhabitants are all female.

But the island holds many secrets.....

They've been living on a diet of chopped liver and crave some sausage

And have extremely long clits

"

No that's a bit odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians "

Which is why all the guys came to the island!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!"

...and then became frustrated when they discovered that real lesbians are different to the porn lesbians that they had grown up watching in Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!"

Please re read the damn plot

These never knew a man's touch, until that day......

Everything changed

(Note standard clitorises will be in use)

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!

Please re read the damn plot

These never knew a man's touch, until that day......

Everything changed

(Note standard clitorises will be in use)

"

The Manbeast sure does talk purdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!

Please re read the damn plot

These never knew a man's touch, until that day......

Everything changed

(Note standard clitorises will be in use)

The Manbeast sure does talk purdy "

Ohhh has the man beast cum to change their wicked ways

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!

Please re read the damn plot

These never knew a man's touch, until that day......

Everything changed

(Note standard clitorises will be in use)

The Manbeast sure does talk purdy "

He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!

Please re read the damn plot

These never knew a man's touch, until that day......

Everything changed

(Note standard clitorises will be in use)

The Manbeast sure does talk purdy

He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman "

There's a danger that he'll turn us all..

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet


"Well you're gonna have to think about:

Locations

Casting

Crew

Lighting

Best Boy

Key grip

Dolly gripgaffer and teaser

Editing

Craft Services

Marketing

Promotion

What's your budget? Any big names attached?

Director

Release Date

Funding

Projected Box Office Sales

Fluffler"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!

Please re read the damn plot

These never knew a man's touch, until that day......

Everything changed

(Note standard clitorises will be in use)

The Manbeast sure does talk purdy

He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman

There's a danger that he'll turn us all.. "

Apologies about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing show

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!

Please re read the damn plot

These never knew a man's touch, until that day......

Everything changed

(Note standard clitorises will be in use)

The Manbeast sure does talk purdy

He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman

There's a danger that he'll turn us all..

Apologies about that "

Finally the day had come.

It was a day they had waited for for many years.

They checked all 10 dating sites but still no reply.

Then in the distance they saw a figure...

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"And all the girls on the island with long clits were lesbians

Which is why all the guys came to the island!

Please re read the damn plot

These never knew a man's touch, until that day......

Everything changed

(Note standard clitorises will be in use)

The Manbeast sure does talk purdy

He's starting to sound like Morgan Freeman "

You can tell a lot about a manbeast by the shoes he wears. (apologies for the poor Morgan Freeman impression)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing show"

It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.

But it's kinda along the lines of...

Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits

all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...

And by turn he means about face and reverse.

Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....

Its weak but the subliminal estate is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing show

It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.

But it's kinda along the lines of...

Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits

all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...

And by turn he means about face and reverse.

Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....

Its weak but the subliminal estate is there

"

Estate? Should Read *message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing show

It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.

But it's kinda along the lines of...

Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits

all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...

And by turn he means about face and reverse.

Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....

Its weak but the subliminal estate is there

"

You've got issues buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing show

It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.

But it's kinda along the lines of...

Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits

all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...

And by turn he means about face and reverse.

Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....

Its weak but the subliminal estate is there

You've got issues buddy "

Hey don't blame the messenger OP put me in the promotion dept.

I'm just trying to sell this baby

I think people would pay to see it

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

'Once more with feeling' is a hilarious true book about 2ppl who decide to make a porn that has a real story. It's a light hearted yet educational kinda love story that is full of vulgarity & humor. A definite read if anyone gets a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Once more with feeling' is a hilarious true book about 2ppl who decide to make a porn that has a real story. It's a light hearted yet educational kinda love story that is full of vulgarity & humor. A definite read if anyone gets a chance. "

But why read when you can watch!! Now available on wide-screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing show

It could be but OP is struggling for funding and the lads have lost the plot.

But it's kinda along the lines of...

Kaiser stranded on an island with a bunch of bearded laddies (not a typo) with cock sized clits

all the while Kaiser is trying to turn all the other guys trying to get onto the island...

And by turn he means about face and reverse.

Meanwhile the laddies (not a typo) are being hidden by Kaiser to save the laddies from the guys he's trying to turn ....

Its weak but the subliminal estate is there

You've got issues buddy

Hey don't blame the messenger OP put me in the promotion dept.

I'm just trying to sell this baby

I think people would pay to see it "

Your perception of the plot is somewhat worrying

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Hey, I've been toying with the idea of doing a home made film, anyone any thoughts if it is a good, bad idea?"

What are you thinking of filming?

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By *ionman OP   Man
over a year ago

Strabane

Holy shit, just reading all these replies, have a PA offer and a few good ideas, cheers

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Happy to help if I can.

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