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"One guy we met said he was hung and looked big in the photos but had clearly mastered camera angles to the extreme. He was average and couldn't keep it hard. Fucked Mia for about 5-10 minutes and stopped." We might have met the same man He said he was well hung and looking at the pics he sure looked it . But when he showed up for the meet he was at least a foot shorter in height then what he had said So he had a average size cock on a very short guy This by the way was one of my firsts meets on here a few profiles ago | |||
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"So id had a coffee with this guy and decided to meet again for fun. I had told him i liked it a bit rough.Before anything happened, he clattered me across the jaw!! I gave him such a kick in the balls he went flying across the room screaming like a bitch. So i stepped over him and left him there " This gave me a good laugh I'd have stood on them as I stepped over him | |||
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"I puked on a guy's cock once! To this day I don't known how or why it happened as he was much smaller than my partner whom I was very used to deepthroating!" He mustn't have been washing it! | |||
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"Once hooked up with a woman at her house, was great fun actually until the morning when someone had thrown paint over the front of the house and written "your next" on a window. Turns out her brother was a bit of a dealer and was stepping on a few toes. Fair to say I was disgusted...I mean "your"? It should have been "you're"!!!!!!" Brilliant! | |||
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"So id had a coffee with this guy and decided to meet again for fun. I had told him i liked it a bit rough.Before anything happened, he clattered me across the jaw!! I gave him such a kick in the balls he went flying across the room screaming like a bitch. So i stepped over him and left him there " . At least he was swollen after you left!! | |||
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"So id had a coffee with this guy and decided to meet again for fun. I had told him i liked it a bit rough.Before anything happened, he clattered me across the jaw!! I gave him such a kick in the balls he went flying across the room screaming like a bitch. So i stepped over him and left him there " I'm too frightened to even reply to this post | |||
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"Once hooked up with a woman at her house, was great fun actually until the morning when someone had thrown paint over the front of the house and written "your next" on a window. Turns out her brother was a bit of a dealer and was stepping on a few toes. Fair to say I was disgusted...I mean "your"? It should have been "you're"!!!!!! Brilliant!" | |||
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"Was chatting with one lady on here for a few days, she wouldn't send me a face pic but the body pictures looked decent, asked me to meet up with her and assured me she was "really good looking" - went to her apartment block, buzzed me in.. came to the door.. Boom!- full blown junkie, Didn't step foot in the door, turned right around and ran Ha ha... least she has a great body One of my first meets, learned my lesson on always getting a face pic too " | |||
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"Met a local guy about a year ago, looked cute and everything, he came to ours it didn't even get to fun as he came in 30 seconds!! Needless to say I wasn't impressed but then a week later he called by uninvited asking for sex and where I was.. Then told everyone on fab we were timewasters and horrible people. " now that was a complete gobshite. | |||
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"Phew no stories about me on here so far lol " After that statement I had to check your pics and profile... | |||
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"Met a lady from fab once.... She opened the car door looked ... Said Oh God No... Shut the car door and drove off.. Wonder if anyone ever had a shorter meet! " That's terrible behaviour. | |||
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"Our first time to bring a couple to ours. They guy mistook our closet under the stairs for the downstairs toilet, he got sick all over the coats and in the laundry basket, never told us. We wondered why they left in a hurry. We didn't realise till the next evening when our daughter went to get her coat!! VILE!!!! " Oh noooooo! | |||
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"First guy I ever met from here, arranged a drink, he said hello when I arrived then proceeded to ignore me for the next 20 mins while texting on his phone. I just got up and left, not sure he even noticed! " He must have had a cane and a white stick not to notice you | |||
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"Our first time to bring a couple to ours. They guy mistook our closet under the stairs for the downstairs toilet, he got sick all over the coats and in the laundry basket, never told us. We wondered why they left in a hurry. We didn't realise till the next evening when our daughter went to get her coat!! VILE!!!! Oh noooooo! " Poor Mrs Kink had to wash everything on a Sunday evening Not good at all.... | |||
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"Our first time to bring a couple to ours. They guy mistook our closet under the stairs for the downstairs toilet, he got sick all over the coats and in the laundry basket, never told us. We wondered why they left in a hurry. We didn't realise till the next evening when our daughter went to get her coat!! VILE!!!! Oh noooooo! Poor Mrs Kink had to wash everything on a Sunday evening Not good at all...." Hmmmm? I bet that verification changed sharpish! | |||
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"Our first time to bring a couple to ours. They guy mistook our closet under the stairs for the downstairs toilet, he got sick all over the coats and in the laundry basket, never told us. We wondered why they left in a hurry. We didn't realise till the next evening when our daughter went to get her coat!! VILE!!!! Oh noooooo! Poor Mrs Kink had to wash everything on a Sunday evening Not good at all.... Hmmmm? I bet that verification changed sharpish!" Verification??????? | |||
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"Good lord that is all sorts of messed up stories in this thread." I agree.... Have to say it's making my bad ones sound silly | |||
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"Good lord that is all sorts of messed up stories in this thread. I agree.... Have to say it's making my bad ones sound silly " Yup. Had a few bad ones,but then they pale in comparison to some here. Generally I want to do what some people here do - run a mile when the person at the door doesn't resemble the person in the photos......but by Jesus,it's either fear or my stoopid manners that keeps me there, while I desperately want to leave. I feel pretty ick for days afterwards. I had one guy stalk me for a few weeks. He'd sit outside my house and try to get my attention. I felt I couldn't tell anyone or go to the police as I'd met on this site. Thankfully , I managed to put an end to it when I spotted his very nice wife and kids in town one day. I unblocked him and mentioned that I had worked out where he lived and would pay a visit to his house to see his wife. As if by magic, he fell off the face of the planet. I now insist on a dude accomodating the first time we meet to ensure they're not married. Or less likely to be! | |||
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"I met a lad for a coffee. He said he was 24 but he lied about his age. He was only 19. Anyhoo he shook like a leaf from head to toe and got himself into an awful state. We chatted and before we parted he asked would I meet him again. When I said I thought he was far to young he began to cry. Definitely a beam me up Scotty moment. So awkward, cringy and uncomfortable " loo I remember it well | |||
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"I met a lad for a coffee. He said he was 24 but he lied about his age. He was only 19. Anyhoo he shook like a leaf from head to toe and got himself into an awful state. We chatted and before we parted he asked would I meet him again. When I said I thought he was far to young he began to cry. Definitely a beam me up Scotty moment. So awkward, cringy and uncomfortable " Ah heeeeere! That's mental! | |||
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"I met a lad for a coffee. He said he was 24 but he lied about his age. He was only 19. Anyhoo he shook like a leaf from head to toe and got himself into an awful state. We chatted and before we parted he asked would I meet him again. When I said I thought he was far to young he began to cry. Definitely a beam me up Scotty moment. So awkward, cringy and uncomfortable Ah heeeeere! That's mental! " I offered to buy him a brandy when really I should have offered a bag a Tayto and a mineral with a straw in it. | |||
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"I met a lad for a coffee. He said he was 24 but he lied about his age. He was only 19. Anyhoo he shook like a leaf from head to toe and got himself into an awful state. We chatted and before we parted he asked would I meet him again. When I said I thought he was far to young he began to cry. Definitely a beam me up Scotty moment. So awkward, cringy and uncomfortable Ah heeeeere! That's mental! " Or do you mean menthol | |||
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"I met a lad for a coffee. He said he was 24 but he lied about his age. He was only 19. Anyhoo he shook like a leaf from head to toe and got himself into an awful state. We chatted and before we parted he asked would I meet him again. When I said I thought he was far to young he began to cry. Definitely a beam me up Scotty moment. So awkward, cringy and uncomfortable Ah heeeeere! That's mental! Or do you mean menthol " | |||
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"Good lord that is all sorts of messed up stories in this thread. I agree.... Have to say it's making my bad ones sound silly Yup. Had a few bad ones,but then they pale in comparison to some here. Generally I want to do what some people here do - run a mile when the person at the door doesn't resemble the person in the photos......but by Jesus,it's either fear or my stoopid manners that keeps me there, while I desperately want to leave. I feel pretty ick for days afterwards. I had one guy stalk me for a few weeks. He'd sit outside my house and try to get my attention. I felt I couldn't tell anyone or go to the police as I'd met on this site. Thankfully , I managed to put an end to it when I spotted his very nice wife and kids in town one day. I unblocked him and mentioned that I had worked out where he lived and would pay a visit to his house to see his wife. As if by magic, he fell off the face of the planet. I now insist on a dude accomodating the first time we meet to ensure they're not married. Or less likely to be! " I think stalking is one of the worser things that can happen and it's awful to experience and I'm sorry to hear you had to go through this. I have to argue though in this case it was to your advantage that the guy was married. Maybe the strategy should be 'think twice who do you bring to your place' | |||
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"If a kildare couple post a story here about inviting a local guy over and he has few drinks,faints in the kitchen and ends up being put to bed by mrs like a baby it's a lie. Never happened " Haha, I remember laughing at that story when you first told it! | |||
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"If a kildare couple post a story here about inviting a local guy over and he has few drinks,faints in the kitchen and ends up being put to bed by mrs like a baby it's a lie. Never happened Haha, I remember laughing at that story when you first told it! " Must have told it 100 times here. Was worth the humiliation. Almost | |||
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"If a kildare couple post a story here about inviting a local guy over and he has few drinks,faints in the kitchen and ends up being put to bed by mrs like a baby it's a lie. Never happened Haha, I remember laughing at that story when you first told it! " And I was like aww! | |||
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" I think stalking is one of the worser things that can happen and it's awful to experience and I'm sorry to hear you had to go through this. I have to argue though in this case it was to your advantage that the guy was married. Maybe the strategy should be 'think twice who do you bring to your place' " You're right on both counts. I don't know what I did wrong though as we chatted for weeks on kik and then by phone. I'd just no idea. Guess my filtering system needs an upgrade. It was a tough lesson but what doesn't kill you makes your stronger! | |||
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"Phew no stories about me on here so far lol After that statement I had to check your pics and profile... " Don't they say that there is no such thing as bad publicity? | |||
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"Met a lady from fab once.... She opened the car door looked ... Said Oh God No... Shut the car door and drove off.. Wonder if anyone ever had a shorter meet! " "Oh God no" lmao sorry | |||
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"Met a hot american girl off a chat line years ago. First meet at her place went fine. She was fun if a little odd She asked me around late for a second meet and I turn up and she's d*unk and obnoxious. So after bit I say I'm off and on the drive home my fone is hopping with texts. I don't stop to read them but I presumed she was apologising and begging hot Hal to come back I get home and read the texts and they are all "You stole my hash motherfucker. Get back here or I'm calling cops" And I most certainly didn't steal the crazy woman's hash btw " And you've been meeting crazies since x | |||
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"Met a hot american girl off a chat line years ago. First meet at her place went fine. She was fun if a little odd She asked me around late for a second meet and I turn up and she's d*unk and obnoxious. So after bit I say I'm off and on the drive home my fone is hopping with texts. I don't stop to read them but I presumed she was apologising and begging hot Hal to come back I get home and read the texts and they are all "You stole my hash motherfucker. Get back here or I'm calling cops" And I most certainly didn't steal the crazy woman's hash btw " I think I may have met this lady too....sounds familiar | |||
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"Met a hot american girl off a chat line years ago. First meet at her place went fine. She was fun if a little odd She asked me around late for a second meet and I turn up and she's d*unk and obnoxious. So after bit I say I'm off and on the drive home my fone is hopping with texts. I don't stop to read them but I presumed she was apologising and begging hot Hal to come back I get home and read the texts and they are all "You stole my hash motherfucker. Get back here or I'm calling cops" And I most certainly didn't steal the crazy woman's hash btw " What would she say to cops? | |||
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"Yuk omg I feel sick . That was horrible that lady probably knew she was due ." Not necessarily. I never got any warning signs | |||
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