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By *ockhard and Sweetcheeks OP   Couple
over a year ago

City

Was in a taxi on the way home the other night and the taximan started rolling out these jokes!!!

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?!

One you cum in, one you go in!!!

Why are condoms and coffins the same?

They both carry stiffs!!

What bad jokes have you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son says to father " dad I'm not a virgin anymore ".

Dad says " sit down and we will have a drink to celebrate ".

Son says " I'll have the drink but I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a while yet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you've seen one Freudian slip, you've semen all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in bed last night pulling my boxers off when my girlfriend walked in and said "You really spoil those dogs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles` club and talking about another guy sitting at the other end of the bar. "I don`t get it," complained the first guy, "He`s not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car, yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"

"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He`s not even a very good conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in bed last night pulling my boxers off when my girlfriend walked in and said "You really spoil those dogs"

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