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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think having eyes, a nose and the inability to scare little children are acceptable demands though, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think having eyes, a nose and the inability to scare little children are acceptable demands though, OP."

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think having eyes, a nose and the inability to scare little children are acceptable demands though, OP."
I do hope there isn't any children here to scare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think having eyes, a nose and the inability to scare little children are acceptable demands though, OP."

You sir are the king of witty retorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie."

I'm fat and going bald. Yet there are women on here want to have sex with me. (Some guy's too apparently.) I can't relate to your perception I'm afraid.

Everyone is allowed to have standards. Everyone is allowed to be picky and choosey. You have standards too. So why can't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think having eyes, a nose and the inability to scare little children are acceptable demands though, OP."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh boo hoo OP. Time to blame all the women on fab just cos you're not getting any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie."

Simplzs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie.

I'm fat and going bald. Yet there are women on here want to have sex with me. (Some guy's too apparently.) I can't relate to your perception I'm afraid.

Everyone is allowed to have standards. Everyone is allowed to be picky and choosey. You have standards too. So why can't they?"
Good for you.Maybe your rich thats another deal breaker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie.

I'm fat and going bald. Yet there are women on here want to have sex with me. (Some guy's too apparently.) I can't relate to your perception I'm afraid.

Everyone is allowed to have standards. Everyone is allowed to be picky and choosey. You have standards too. So why can't they? Good for you.Maybe your rich thats another deal breaker. "

Meowwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie.

I'm fat and going bald. Yet there are women on here want to have sex with me. (Some guy's too apparently.) I can't relate to your perception I'm afraid.

Everyone is allowed to have standards. Everyone is allowed to be picky and choosey. You have standards too. So why can't they? Good for you.Maybe your rich thats another deal breaker.

Meowwwww"
Woof woof woof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeak Squeak says the mouse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeak Squeak says the mouse..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeak Squeak says the mouse..."
Now we have a mouse cat and a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie.

I'm fat and going bald. Yet there are women on here want to have sex with me. (Some guy's too apparently.) I can't relate to your perception I'm afraid.

Everyone is allowed to have standards. Everyone is allowed to be picky and choosey. You have standards too. So why can't they? Good for you.Maybe your rich thats another deal breaker. "

who the hell are you looking at?

No one has ever asked me about money. I'm a factory worker.

But do you know what IS a deal breaker?

Whining.

That right there is the opposite of a leg opener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think having eyes, a nose and the inability to scare little children are acceptable demands though, OP."

I totally concur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie.

I'm fat and going bald. Yet there are women on here want to have sex with me. (Some guy's too apparently.) I can't relate to your perception I'm afraid.

Everyone is allowed to have standards. Everyone is allowed to be picky and choosey. You have standards too. So why can't they? Good for you.Maybe your rich thats another deal breaker.

who the hell are you looking at?

No one has ever asked me about money. I'm a factory worker.

But do you know what IS a deal breaker?

Whining.

That right there is the opposite of a leg opener."
Watch the blood pressure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think having eyes, a nose and the inability to scare little children are acceptable demands though, OP.

I totally concur "
Thats my happy face.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Which one do you prefer op?

A crunchy tasty perfect size baguette or a to short doughy heavy baton?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie.

I'm fat and going bald. Yet there are women on here want to have sex with me. (Some guy's too apparently.) I can't relate to your perception I'm afraid.

Everyone is allowed to have standards. Everyone is allowed to be picky and choosey. You have standards too. So why can't they?

Good for you.Maybe your rich thats another deal breaker.

who the hell are you looking at?

No one has ever asked me about money. I'm a factory worker.

But do you know what IS a deal breaker?

Whining.

That right there is the opposite of a leg opener.

Watch the blood pressure. "

nah. I'm not stressed. Why would I be? These forums have seen much better troll jobs that this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies don't ask for much on fab.As long as you're tall not to tall but not short.slim not to thin but not fat.wellhung but not to big and defiantly not small.Must have hair on head but not one hair on your body.must look like a model but not to girlie.

I'm fat and going bald. Yet there are women on here want to have sex with me. (Some guy's too apparently.) I can't relate to your perception I'm afraid.

Everyone is allowed to have standards. Everyone is allowed to be picky and choosey. You have standards too. So why can't they?

Good for you.Maybe your rich thats another deal breaker.

who the hell are you looking at?

No one has ever asked me about money. I'm a factory worker.

But do you know what IS a deal breaker?

Whining.

That right there is the opposite of a leg opener.

Watch the blood pressure.

nah. I'm not stressed. Why would I be? These forums have seen much better troll jobs that this one. "
I don't think you're a troll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which one do you prefer op?

A crunchy tasty perfect size baguette or a to short doughy heavy baton? "
Im not fussy but I do like pussy.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Which one do you prefer op?

A crunchy tasty perfect size baguette or a to short doughy heavy baton? Im not fussy but I do like pussy."

I'm fussy if you want to call it so, I like to feast with style

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which one do you prefer op?

A crunchy tasty perfect size baguette or a to short doughy heavy baton? Im not fussy but I do like pussy.

I'm fussy if you want to call it so, I like to feast with style "
You can feast on me anytime you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which one do you prefer op?

A crunchy tasty perfect size baguette or a to short doughy heavy baton? Im not fussy but I do like pussy.

I'm fussy if you want to call it so, I like to feast with style "

So no little chipolatas in a basket for DH.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which one do you prefer op?

A crunchy tasty perfect size baguette or a to short doughy heavy baton? Im not fussy but I do like pussy.

I'm fussy if you want to call it so, I like to feast with style

So no little chipolatas in a basket for DH."
Lol

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