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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's been a while

My father taught me many things here - he taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun-The Godfather

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh, this is too violent for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say nothing till you hear more.

They can take our lives, but they will never take our freedom..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Freedom isn't free, No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five.

Who will?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me the task is a loathsome one. I go, I go in the spirit of a soldier who acts against his best judgement at the orders of his superior.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill.

Smelled like … victory.

Someday this war’s gonna end.

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

LTJG Kaffee: Colonel Jessep! Did you order the "code red?!!"

Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!

Col Jessep: I'll answer the question. You want answers?

LTJG Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.

Col Jessep: You want answers?!

LTJG Kaffee: I want the truth!

Col Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved live

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By *red1972Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

e: No, I'm just gettin' warmed up. I don't know who went to this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell -- whoever. Their spirit is dead -- if they ever had one -- it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea goin' snitches. And if you think your preparing these minnows for manhood you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham. What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today. I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I'm here to tell ya this boy's soul is intact. It's non-negotiable. You know how I know? Someone here -- and I'm not gonna say who -- offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.

Trask: Sir, you are out of order!

Slade: Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' his SOUL!! And why?! Because he's not a Baird man! Baird men, ya hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU, too!

Mr. Trask: Stand down, Mr. Slade!

Slade: I'm not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words, "cradle of leadership." Well, when the bow breaks, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here; it has fallen. Makers of men; creators of leaders; be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here. I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong.

I'm not a judge or jury. But I can tell you this: he won't sell anybody out to buy his future!! And that, my friends, is called integrity! That's called courage! Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew. But I never took it. You know why? It was too damn hard. Now here's Charlie. He's come to the crossroads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle -- that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whoah, this is heavy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoah, this is heavy"

Hahaha its going that way alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is beyond my skills, he needs Elven medicine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin' like this -- and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha!"

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Listen, there's a bunch of people from the cemetery who are stark, staring, mad, and they'll kill you and eat you if they catch you. It's like a disease. It's like rabies, only faster, a lot faster. That's why you've got to come and get us out of here now...right now!

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By *lowlearnerMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"look at that....

favoritism.....

Oh what I'd give to be spat at in de face....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you like Phil Collins?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

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By *rian78Man
over a year ago

navan

Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining.

I thought I parked the car there, were the fuck is the car?

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

......I lied!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to build a snowman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oookay... We, we could take our wheelbarrow, build it into a little boat, and then we ride it across, and then build it back into a wheelbarrow again!

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By *elle de SoirWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used..... I was used! Cool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

You know when a girl's like, "Oh God, I got so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy!"

We can be that mistake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm so ronery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of choclates

You never know what your gonna get

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm too old for this shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am Vinz Clortho. Keymaster of Gozer... Are you the Gatekeeper?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Indeed you are powerful, as the emperor predicted....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey don't knock masturbation its sex with someone I love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

“take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace”

? Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't give reasons. I give orders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today is the first day of the rest of your life .....well thats true of one day .... the day you die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life moves pretty fast, if you dont stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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By *reatusernameMan
over a year ago

naas

I'm going upstairs... 'cause I'm gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! Okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you ever stop .... Fucckkking mmeeeeeeeeeee .... (Jerry Maguire)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if I told you wolverines would make good house pets would you believe me?"

"Those aren't pillows!!!aargh"

Planes Trains and Automobiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Sir,yes Sir.

Hell,they must have regretted that..You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name fat buddy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the matter, boy? I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now. Squeal.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Mother puss-bucket!!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I drive a Volvo ....a beige one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a rebellion, isn’t it? I rebel. #R1

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

This is not a test

This is rock and roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If I had a dick this would be the point I would tell you to suck it'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'get down on your knees and tell me you love me ''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have what she's having.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, I see your hobbies include drinkin', smokin' , and all kinds of ill shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'If I had a dick this would be the point I would tell you to suck it' "

Ohhhhhhh....#Betty love it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Recite the passages... dispel the evil... save my soul... and your own minds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been the high light of my day

Kevin spacey after he has a wank in the shower in American beauty

Not the best film I've seen with my granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That! Would be a waste! Of my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. get me a whiskey.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moo motherfucker, moo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I have a machine gun

Ho ho ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I have a machine gun

Ho ho ho!"

Wonderful! I can see you reading it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Look it up in a dictionary, Rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time moves slowly but passes quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe...women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary.

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why run down the hill to fuck one cow when we can walk down and fuck them all

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By *oumlacaMan
over a year ago

waterford

Do you hear that Dougal ?

Er,no, Ted.

That Dougal is the sound of silence.

I still don't hear anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

- "I always did like a man in a uniform. That one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evenin'."

- "Yeah, but I'm busy every evening."

- "Busy? So whaddya tryin' to do? Insult me?"

- "Why no, no, not at all. I'm just busy, that's all. You see, we're holding meetings in Jacobson's Hall every evening. Any time you have a moment to spare, I'd be glad to have you drop in. You're more than welcome."

- "I heard ya, but you ain't kiddin' me any. You know, I met your kind before. Why don't you come up sometime, huh?"

- "Well, I..."

- "Don't be afraid. I won't tell."

- "But uh..."

- "Come up. I'll tell your fortune. Aw, you can be had."

Mae West to Cary Grant (she done him wrong) 1933

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No problem. And while you're at it, why don't you go climb that pole over there and take a big steamy piss on the power lines? Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But if I'm going to do that, I'll need total uninanonynymity.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Will we go into the field Bridie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a smell in here that's gonna outlast religion.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You've made us wait 700 years. you can have your seven minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

100,000 BC: stone tools. 4,000 BC: the wheel. 900 AD: gunpowder - bit of a game changer, that one. 19th century: eureka, the lightbulb! 20th century: the automobile, television, nuclear weapons, spacecrafts, Internet. 21st century: biotech, nanotech, fusion and fission and M theory - and THAT, was just the first decade! We are now three months into the year of our Lord, 2023. At this moment of our civilization, we can create cybernetic individuals, who in just a few short years will be completely indistinguishable from us. Which leads to an obvious conclusion: WE are the gods now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does mother know you weareth her drapes?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

For fuck's sake, Francie!

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(The Virgin Mary talking to Francie Brady in The Butcher boy. What a great but often uncomfortable movie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember what my mother used to say to me when these things used to happen to her. (what did she say ?) what the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night why dont you get out and give someone else a chance.

Young Frankenstein 1971

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This town isn't big enough for two doctors....or two vampires

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