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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Happy International Moments of Frustration Day - Scream Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have alot of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groundhog day

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! "

I missed a few, there was Poetry day & balloon day too, I forget the others. I'll never reveal my sources. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I missed a few, there was Poetry day & balloon day too, I forget the others. I'll never reveal my sources. haha"

Argghhhgh I would have liked poetry day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer up

It might never happen

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I'm sure there's a national poetry day nothing like nice poetry reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it to be or not to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather ballon day myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on to ya Scotty, it's also "Old Farmers Day", "national Fossil day" & "National Pet Obeseness awareness day"

I'm guessing most of these are American.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I missed a few, there was Poetry day & balloon day too, I forget the others. I'll never reveal my sources. haha"

In light of you missing poetry day

Slaggy Senga fell in love

She planned to marry Joe

She was so happy 'bout it all

She told her father so

Father told her "Senga doll

you will have to find another"

"I dinnae want yer maw to know but Joe is half yer brother"

So Senga put aside her Joe and planned to marry Wull

But when she told her father,he said theres trouble still

"Ye canny marry Wull ma doll and please dont tell your mother

"But Wull and Joe and several mair i know is half yer brother"

But mother knew and said "ma doll just do what makes ye happy"

"Marry Joe or marry Wull

cos father's no yer pappy!!!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Haha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's international free money day?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I missed a few, there was Poetry day & balloon day too, I forget the others. I'll never reveal my sources. haha

In light of you missing poetry day

Slaggy Senga fell in love

She planned to marry Joe

She was so happy 'bout it all

She told her father so

Father told her "Senga doll

you will have to find another"

"I dinnae want yer maw to know but Joe is half yer brother"

So Senga put aside her Joe and planned to marry Wull

But when she told her father,he said theres trouble still

"Ye canny marry Wull ma doll and please dont tell your mother

"But Wull and Joe and several mair i know is half yer brother"

But mother knew and said "ma doll just do what makes ye happy"

"Marry Joe or marry Wull

cos father's no yer pappy!!!

"

I started reading that in a Rab C Nesbitt voice but had to stop as I couldn't understand what I was saying. It's good. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I missed a few, there was Poetry day & balloon day too, I forget the others. I'll never reveal my sources. haha

In light of you missing poetry day

Slaggy Senga fell in love

She planned to marry Joe

She was so happy 'bout it all

She told her father so

Father told her "Senga doll

you will have to find another"

"I dinnae want yer maw to know but Joe is half yer brother"

So Senga put aside her Joe and planned to marry Wull

But when she told her father,he said theres trouble still

"Ye canny marry Wull ma doll and please dont tell your mother

"But Wull and Joe and several mair i know is half yer brother"

But mother knew and said "ma doll just do what makes ye happy"

"Marry Joe or marry Wull

cos father's no yer pappy!!!

"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on to ya Scotty, it's also "Old Farmers Day", "national Fossil day" & "National Pet Obeseness awareness day"

I'm guessing most of these are American."

....scoops some of the food out of cat's bowl

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I'm on to ya Scotty, it's also "Old Farmers Day", "national Fossil day" & "National Pet Obeseness awareness day"

I'm guessing most of these are American.

....scoops some of the food out of cat's bowl "

Careful, that'll make you fat. Sure look what it did to the cat

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"I'm on to ya Scotty, it's also "Old Farmers Day", "national Fossil day" & "National Pet Obeseness awareness day"

I'm guessing most of these are American."

Hahaha, National Pet Obeseness Awareness Day! That's a good one.

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I missed a few, there was Poetry day & balloon day too, I forget the others. I'll never reveal my sources. haha

In light of you missing poetry day

Slaggy Senga fell in love

She planned to marry Joe

She was so happy 'bout it all

She told her father so

Father told her "Senga doll

you will have to find another"

"I dinnae want yer maw to know but Joe is half yer brother"

So Senga put aside her Joe and planned to marry Wull

But when she told her father,he said theres trouble still

"Ye canny marry Wull ma doll and please dont tell your mother

"But Wull and Joe and several mair i know is half yer brother"

But mother knew and said "ma doll just do what makes ye happy"

"Marry Joe or marry Wull

cos father's no yer pappy!!!

"

Wow! That's the first time I've heard me a non calypsn version. Love it

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

SHAME AND SCANDAL IN THE FAMILY (Brown / Donaldson)

Lance Percival - 1965

Sacha Distel - 1965

Les Surfs - 1965

Shawn Elliot - 1965

The Stylistics - 1977

Also recorded by: Trini Lopez; The Kingston Trio; Lee Curtis; Peter Tosh; De Maskers; Sir Lancelot; Dr. Ring Ding; The Blues Busters; Johnny Chester; Danny Taylor; Rob Rio.

Woe is me

Shame and scandal in the family

Woe is me

Shame and scandal in the family

In Trinidad there was a family

With much confusion as you will see

It was a mama and a papa and a boy who was grown

He wanted to marry, have a wife of his own

Found a young girl that suited him nice Went to his papa to ask his advice

His papa said: "Son, I have to say no, This girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"

Oh, woe is me

Shame and scandal in the family

Oh, woe is me

Shame and scandal in the family

A week went by and the summer came 'round

Soon the best cook in the island he found

He went to his papa to name the day

His papa shook his head and to him did say

"You Can't marry this girl, I have to say no"

This girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"

Oh, woe is me

Shame and scandal in the family

Oh, woe is me

Shame and scandal in the family

He went to his mama and covered his head

And told his mama what his papa had said

His mama she laughed, she say, "Go man, go

Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know."

Oh, woe is me

Shame and scandal in the family

Oh, woe is me

Shame and scandal in the family

*****

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! "

National Yorkshire Pudding day!

You did ask, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

National Yorkshire Pudding day!

You did ask, haha "

Yummy

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"Op, seriously!!, where do you get this stuff from??

Cant wait to see what you'll come up with tomorrow

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

National Yorkshire Pudding day!

You did ask, haha

Yummy "

That made me smile...... till I realised you were commenting on the puddings.

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

National Egg Week

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"National Egg Week"

Ah well.... youre not a bad egg even if youre slightly cracked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"National Egg Week"

Perfect so, it's national bald & free day today!

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"National Egg Week

Ah well.... youre not a bad egg even if youre slightly cracked! "

Aww shucks. You're not so bad yourself.

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"National Egg Week

Perfect so, it's national bald & free day today!"

I can see the be campaign to the tune of " born free"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack on or crack up

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