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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book.

You know Harry's going to be in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a good idea at the time.

Backfired though when I found out my wife is pregnant.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

I was walking past my local community board the other day, where I spotted a sign that said,

'Women Against Sexism Workshop'.

I thought, "Workshop? That's no place for a woman."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Star Wars Day....May the 4th be with you! (someone sent it to me me so thought everyone else could have a groan at it too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy sent home from school.

Mum says "jimmy, ffs, wot u sent home now for"

Jimmy says "Cus the we lad beside me was smokin"

Mum says "And wtf u get sent home for ?"

Jimmy says " Cus i lit him "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So Osama bin Laden was buried at sea just as Japan had dumped radioactive water into the ocean.

This has the makings of an awesome monster movie.

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By *ike_365Man
over a year ago

sligo

abbey about time u left poor jimmy alone, he in sligo doing u no harm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Cocktail - the Bin Laden.

2 Shots in Water!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you shout "Neil Lennon" in parts of Glasgow in this day and age there's a good chance you will get stabbed.

Yet if you tried it in New York on the 8th December 1980, you would have saved one of the Beatles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks.

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