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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tempted to fake my own death to get off work tomorrow.

Suggestions welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But..err.. What do you do Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played both the Granny cards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But..err.. What do you do Friday?"

Friday is a half day so not to bothered just need to have a fake death for 1 day then come back to life on Fri

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Played both the Granny cards?"

Yes, yes I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Played both the Granny cards?

Yes, yes I have. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tempted to fake my own death to get off work tomorrow.

Suggestions welcome "

...don't get it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But..err.. What do you do Friday?

Friday is a half day so not to bothered just need to have a fake death for 1 day then come back to life on Fri"

Tell HR you have changed your name to Jesus Christ. Get a relative to ring in and say some bastards have nailed you to a cross and your dead.

Stroll in Friday and when your manager asks 'WTF?' Slap a Bible in his hand.

Next week I'll be sorting out the Syrian Crisis...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But..err.. What do you do Friday?

Friday is a half day so not to bothered just need to have a fake death for 1 day then come back to life on Fri

Tell HR you have changed your name to Jesus Christ. Get a relative to ring in and say some bastards have nailed you to a cross and your dead.

Stroll in Friday and when your manager asks 'WTF?' Slap a Bible in his hand.

Next week I'll be sorting out the Syrian Crisis..."

They might be happy when I turn there water into wine.

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

Force majoure baby, your entitled to three days over three years, say someone in your family had a medical emergency and bobs your auntie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Played both the Granny cards?

Yes, yes I have. "

they'll have forgotten - invent a 3rd Granny

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