FabSwingers.com forum: Sure I haven't a chance...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

What's in the start message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo whats the best way too start it with u??

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

They start it with "sure I haven't a chance"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A hello usually works fine.. provided your profile isn't 1000 dick pics and you don't live 100's miles away I'll probably reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They start it with "sure I haven't a chance" "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I'd start it witg, the normal 'hi' 'hello' introduce myself, ask how there day is, and compliment them on their profile, pics,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd start it witg, the normal 'hi' 'hello' introduce myself, ask how there day is, and compliment them on their profile, pics, "

Best way to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They start it with "sure I haven't a chance"

Yes

And if ur below 30 I havent a chance with you snowwhite :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the start Snowball?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the start Snowball?"

Depends who's messaging hubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the start Snowball?

Depends who's messaging hubes "

So who's messaging....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the start Snowball?

Depends who's messaging hubes

So who's messaging....

People who haven't a chance apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the start Snowball?

Depends who's messaging hubes

So who's messaging....

People who haven't a chance apparently "

This is just weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the start Snowball?

Depends who's messaging hubes

So who's messaging....

People who haven't a chance apparently

This is just weird

You're weird

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'd start it witg, the normal 'hi' 'hello' introduce myself, ask how there day is, and compliment them on their profile, pics,

Best way to do it

Sadly they don't reply, if I sent mma msg out to 10, I'd be lucky if I get a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the start Snowball?

Depends who's messaging hubes

So who's messaging....

People who haven't a chance apparently

This is just weird

You're weird and handsome as fuck

Thanks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them to feck off and man up

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By *andyman.snrMan
over a year ago

leixlip

How would " hello grumpy " fair ?

( I am slowly backing away , and leg it !!!) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would " hello grumpy " fair ?

( I am slowly backing away , and leg it !!!) lol "

Run brave soul, run

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the start Snowball?

Depends who's messaging hubes

So who's messaging....

People who haven't a chance apparently

This is just weird

You're weird and handsome as fuck

Thanks.....

Ah sure of course you are Hubert

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"How would " hello grumpy " fair ?

( I am slowly backing away , and leg it !!!) lol "

Lol

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'd start it witg, the normal 'hi' 'hello' introduce myself, ask how there day is, and compliment them on their profile, pics,

Best way to do it

Sadly they don't reply, if I sent mma msg out to 10, I'd be lucky if I get a reply "

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By *andy WatsonMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Don't be angry, just up your max age!!!

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

What about 'unsure I've a chance'?

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Don't be angry, just up your max age!!!"

I'm 41

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Don't be angry, just up your max age!!!"

Seriously dude... let it go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Yep I've gotten a few lately as well. They must see it as a different angle of approach. Not a fan!

Although "hey sexy" bothers me even more.

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By *rdinaryladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

So you're saying there's a chance

So couldn't resist the stupid film qoute. Any know the film? Some might say it's apt that I posted about it.

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

So you're saying there's a chance

So couldn't resist the stupid film qoute. Any know the film? Some might say it's apt that I posted about it.

Dumb and Dumber.

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Apologies Snow white

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By *rdinaryladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

So you're saying there's a chance

So couldn't resist the stupid film qoute. Any know the film? Some might say it's apt that I posted about it.

Dumb and Dumber."

Spot on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

So you're saying there's a chance

So couldn't resist the stupid film qoute. Any know the film? Some might say it's apt that I posted about it.

Dumb and Dumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure i havent even had a chance to mail you...ive tried loads of times but im still outside your age range...when are you gonna change that snow..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Yep I've gotten a few lately as well. They must see it as a different angle of approach. Not a fan!

Although "hey sexy" bothers me even more.

Ugh I know... 100 times worse when it's 'hay sexi'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure i havent even had a chance to mail you...ive tried loads of times but im still outside your age range...when are you gonna change that snow..

Ah rhino I'll definitely have to change that for you

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Don't be angry, just up your max age!!!

Seriously dude... let it go "

Was that directed at me, if so I apokogise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Don't be angry, just up your max age!!!

Seriously dude... let it go

Was that directed at me, if so I apokogise"

Nope not you

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

He was only taking the piss and sent it as a joke more then likely , your getting worked up over nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

He was only taking the piss and sent it as a joke more then likely , your getting worked up over nothing

Who was? I never mentioned any names. But thank you for your insightful input

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Snow white, I tried to send you a message earlier,

Also tried a few other members, but the filters wouldn't allow me,

I noticed you had a post IP in glam world, I was wondering did you know Ed, one of the guys working there?

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By *utieAndBootyCouple
over a year ago

SoCal

"Heys youse" or "hows yous doing" always ends in an immediate block or delete. There is no acceptable spelling or use of "yous" and it sounds so unsexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snow white, I tried to send you a message earlier,

Also tried a few other members, but the filters wouldn't allow me,

I noticed you had a post IP in glam world, I was wondering did you know Ed, one of the guys working there? "

Sorry you've me mixed up with someone else.. There's not enough bleach in the world to get me in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow white, I tried to send you a message earlier,

Also tried a few other members, but the filters wouldn't allow me,

I noticed you had a post IP in glam world, I was wondering did you know Ed, one of the guys working there?

Sorry you've me mixed up with someone else.. There's not enough bleach in the world to get me in there

What does he mean

"IP in Glamworld " ??

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

""Heys youse" or "hows yous doing" always ends in an immediate block or delete. There is no acceptable spelling or use of "yous" and it sounds so unsexy."

The correct spelling is youse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snow white, I tried to send you a message earlier,

Also tried a few other members, but the filters wouldn't allow me,

I noticed you had a post IP in glam world, I was wondering did you know Ed, one of the guys working there?

Sorry you've me mixed up with someone else.. There's not enough bleach in the world to get me in there

What does he mean

"IP in Glamworld " ??"

No idea.. maybe it's some kind of secret glamworld code

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Snow white, I tried to send you a message earlier,

Also tried a few other members, but the filters wouldn't allow me,

I noticed you had a post IP in glam world, I was wondering did you know Ed, one of the guys working there?

Sorry you've me mixed up with someone else.. There's not enough bleach in the world to get me in there

What does he mean

"IP in Glamworld " ??"

Sorry a typo up not ip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Snow white, I tried to send you a message earlier,

Also tried a few other members, but the filters wouldn't allow me,

I noticed you had a post IP in glam world, I was wondering did you know Ed, one of the guys working there?

Sorry you've me mixed up with someone else.. There's not enough bleach in the world to get me in there

I beg your pardon,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure i havent even had a chance to mail you...ive tried loads of times but im still outside your age range...when are you gonna change that snow..

Ah rhino I'll definitely have to change that for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snow white, I tried to send you a message earlier,

Also tried a few other members, but the filters wouldn't allow me,

I noticed you had a post IP in glam world, I was wondering did you know Ed, one of the guys working there?

Sorry you've me mixed up with someone else.. There's not enough bleach in the world to get me in there

I beg your pardon,

Ah you don't need to beg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Sending you guys

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By *upoftea2Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hi, I'm here for your 11.30 coffee break..."

*diet ad from the 90s!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hi, I'm here for your 11.30 coffee break..."

*diet ad from the 90s!"

Seriously?? Where's the tea

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Snow white, I tried to send you a message earlier,

Also tried a few other members, but the filters wouldn't allow me,

I noticed you had a post IP in glam world, I was wondering did you know Ed, one of the guys working there?

Sorry you've me mixed up with someone else.. There's not enough bleach in the world to get me in there

I beg your pardon,

Ah you don't need to beg

Lol

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

""Hi, I'm here for your 11.30 coffee break..."

*diet ad from the 90s!

Seriously?? Where's the tea

Milk, sugar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Sending you guys

Hugs... not guys

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

thank you,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Sending you guys

Hugs... not guys"

Godamit Jesse i want guys!!!

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

im sure there is no shortage of them for you snow white,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

Sending you guys

Hugs... not guys

Godamit Jesse i want guys!!!

If a random rugby team falls into my lap I'll send them your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hate for today is .... what ya into ???

That's it that's the whole message !!

I've been tempted to reply killing puppies

you ?

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

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I would send you a nice message but unfortunately I'm outside your age choice

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gentlemen... if you start a message like this you won't..

I can't be the only one getting messages that start like this lately. I'm not going take pity on you and offer myself up for a pity fuck.

Sorry I'm having an angry day and this is getting on my nerves lately. As you were

I would send you a nice message but unfortunately I'm outside your age choice

like wise,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My pet hate for today is .... what ya into ???

That's it that's the whole message !!

I've been tempted to reply killing puppies

you ?

I once replied to a what u into nail by detailing how I was going torture him (think similar plan to silence of the lambs).. he didn't get it and said yea I'm up for that

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over a year ago

"My pet hate for today is .... what ya into ???

That's it that's the whole message !!

I've been tempted to reply killing puppies

you ?

I once replied to a what u into nail by detailing how I was going torture him (think similar plan to silence of the lambs).. he didn't get it and said yea I'm up for that

Ha-ha

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By *ale012345Man
over a year ago

Dublin

had you the wine too

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

"A hello usually works fine.. provided your profile isn't 1000 dick pics and you don't live 100's miles away I'll probably reply. "

Or your outside this Sexy Ladies age preference....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I thought it would of worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse, they could start with you haven't a chance!

Hmm maybe I should try that approach, make them think they're getting something good

**note, total piss take! **

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse, they could start with you haven't a chance!

Hmm maybe I should try that approach, make them think they're getting something good

**note, total piss take! **"

I've gotten that too and when I reply and say 'eh ok so thanks for taking the time to mail me that u muppet' they don't like it

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By *utieAndBootyCouple
over a year ago

SoCal

""Heys youse" or "hows yous doing" always ends in an immediate block or delete. There is no acceptable spelling or use of "yous" and it sounds so unsexy.

The correct spelling is youse"

No, that's hillbilly talk. NOT sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be worse, they could start with you haven't a chance!

Hmm maybe I should try that approach, make them think they're getting something good

**note, total piss take! **

I've gotten that too and when I reply and say 'eh ok so thanks for taking the time to mail me that u muppet' they don't like it

Can't understand why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse, they could start with you haven't a chance!

Hmm maybe I should try that approach, make them think they're getting something good

**note, total piss take! **

I've gotten that too and when I reply and say 'eh ok so thanks for taking the time to mail me that u muppet' they don't like it

Can't understand why

Its because I'm fucking delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slutty....

You need something more imaginative????

Blumpkin ring any bells????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slutty....

You need something more imaginative????

Blumpkin ring any bells????

Nope... but tarmaccing might

and perhaps some felching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slutty....

You need something more imaginative????

Blumpkin ring any bells????

Nope... but tarmaccing might

and perhaps some felching

"
...goes well with truffle butter supposedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slutty....

You need something more imaginative????

Blumpkin ring any bells????

Nope... but tarmaccing might

and perhaps some felching

...goes well with truffle butter supposedly

Oh....all I can think about is snowballs and toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slutty....

You need something more imaginative????

Blumpkin ring any bells????

Nope... but tarmaccing might

and perhaps some felching

...goes well with truffle butter supposedly

Oh....all I can think about is snowballs and toothpaste

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...and Listerine

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