FabSwingers.com forum: time to say goodbye

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...

Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...

Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..

I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..

But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...

Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...

MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...

Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...

Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..

I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..

But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...

Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...

MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE

"
...there there....would you like us to fetch you something. ...lemsip?...Some chicken soup?.......your balls?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it last week. Very lucky to have pulled through. Hang in there buddy and don't let it win. It's not easy but you can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a lemsip and get on with it like us women have to do

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Ahhh ye poor thing!

My heart goes out to you! Nothing worse than man flu!!!! I'm so lucky I'm a woman, I've no other choice to get on with it when I've a cold!

Now come here and I wrap some onion vinegar clothes around those legs!

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Sounds like the op wants to be put out of his misery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You poor fucker

RIP Low

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

get some stew into you and staunch away from the light and god speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant hot whiskey is the only known cure, extremely important that its powers whiskey

God speed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in bits with flu to ....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although i barely know you OP i still feel a deep sense of sadness.

So long compadre

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Thank fuck someone else has it cause I thought I was alone and dying of a strange virus. This is worse than usual commoner garden manflu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fuck someone else has it cause I thought I was alone and dying of a strange virus. This is worse than usual commoner garden manflu"
....yes....I dont want to alarm anybody....but there is a fairly virulent strain of ebola going around. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Bahahahahahahaha

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

It's a little known fact... The earlier sympathy is lavished on the guys in question the sooner the recovery can begin.. through exhaustive research statistical analysis it's apparent that ladies dressed in nurses uniforms (real or other doesn't matter I guess it's like a placebo effect ). have the greatest success in patient recovery..

In order to prevent a pandemic ...Ladies your help is required ..

Thanks in advance .mankind needs you ladies ...please don't let us down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Bahahahahahahaha

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Thank fuck someone else has it cause I thought I was alone and dying of a strange virus. This is worse than usual commoner garden manflu....yes....I dont want to alarm anybody....but there is a fairly virulent strain of ebola going around. ...

Well I was bit by a monkey this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts are with you OP. Stay strong brother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was bit by a monkey this morning

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...sayonara sucker....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They really don't understand!

Bed, rest and hope OP

We are with you OP stay strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Brilliant!

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By *ary Givin lovinMan
over a year ago

cork

You do all know it's called man flu because its fatal in 100%;of women and men only are strong enough to survive it...

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"You do all know it's called man flu because its fatal in 100%;of women and men only are strong enough to survive it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in bits with flu to .... "

I feel the necessity to point out, if you had the flu, you wouldn't be on here. You have a cold my man, chin up and man up

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Yay! Less competition!

I've no sympathy. Try having sinuses that hate the Irish climate. Then we'll talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Low...

I'm on my way with the hot towels, chicken soup, warm hands and a 9inch thermometer

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By *edRoxyxWoman
over a year ago

Mayo

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Just shoot him put him out of his misery lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he dead yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fuck someone else has it cause I thought I was alone and dying of a strange virus. This is worse than usual commoner garden manflu"

Don't worry I'm putting the nurses outfit on as we speak

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok now I'm just going to have to smack your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed

Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ok now I'm just going to have to smack your ass

I dont like being smacked or spanked

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed

Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention

I think so too ! We deserve a choice of a reward. I mean seriously like, if guys had periods, theyd be in hospital for a week being drip fed morphine!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

"
.... now that's just cruel.... period

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Low...

I'm on my way with the hot towels, chicken soup, warm hands and a 9inch thermometer

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.... bring the towels but you can feck off with your boiled cock broth....and I'm not sure if I should tell you where you can shove your thermometer

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed

Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention

I think so too ! We deserve a choice of a reward. I mean seriously like, if guys had periods, theyd be in hospital for a week being drip fed morphine!!

Not even to mention giving birth, the species Homo sapiens sapiens would have died out a long long time ago

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Yessss I can post

Jaysis pal are ye ok ? I'll get me Granny to light a cake for ye xoxo

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Bahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once bedridden from the neck down because of gastric man flu. Yes people. I had windy pops and a runny nose. Lucky to survive.

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"I was once bedridden from the neck down because of gastric man flu. Yes people. I had windy pops and a runny nose. Lucky to survive. "

Glad you survived .what an ordeal you must of gone thru... xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed

Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention

I think so too ! We deserve a choice of a reward. I mean seriously like, if guys had periods, theyd be in hospital for a week being drip fed morphine!!

Not even to mention giving birth, the species Homo sapiens sapiens would have died out a long long time ago

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... but you can't deny the huge personal efforts us menfolk put in to get ye ladies to continue evolution

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed

Oh God what did I just start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yessss I can post

Jaysis pal are ye ok ? I'll get me Granny to light a cake for ye xoxo"
.... welcome back..... will she write my obituary ....it would be the icing on the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed

Oh God what did I just start

You're almost lost for words there I think lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...

Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...

Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..

I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..

But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...

Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...

MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE

Stop reading up medical conditions on Google wold ya.... it's a head cold with a runny nose ya big wuss

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"Yessss I can post

Jaysis pal are ye ok ? I'll get me Granny to light a cake for ye xoxo.... welcome back..... will she write my obituary ....it would be the icing on the cake

Of course anything for a dying man x

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Lowland my friend

ive some manup pills for you. Theyre specifically for men who act the nancy!

Bend over darling.... rectal insertion is required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your rubbers are leaking again

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"Lowland my friend

ive some manup pills for you. Theyre specifically for men who act the nancy!

Bend over darling.... rectal insertion is required

I have flu too .Can I bend over aswell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon,

i had it last weekend, just loads of water i had no appetite, and paracetemols, didnt go near doc, self diagnozed,

Grand now again, if u can get thru that u can anything,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get well soon,

i had it last weekend, just loads of water i had no appetite, and paracetemols, didnt go near doc, self diagnozed,

Grand now again, if u can get thru that u can anything,

You had Manflu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noo not man flu

Some kinda flu but felt terrible anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noo not man flu

Some kinda flu but felt terrible anyway. "

Nowhere near as bad as the man flu so. That's worse than Ebola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All u feel like doing in sleeping, and your thirsty consantly. For water,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i had woman flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noo not man flu

Some kinda flu but felt terrible anyway. "

Lol! Gotcha. CDC would have had to be informed if it was jumping species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noo not man flu

Some kinda flu but felt terrible anyway.

Nowhere near as bad as the man flu so. That's worse than Ebola "

And Crimean congo hemorrhagic fever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CDC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have the flu?

Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?

Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today

Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed

Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention

I think so too ! We deserve a choice of a reward. I mean seriously like, if guys had periods, theyd be in hospital for a week being drip fed morphine!!

Not even to mention giving birth, the species Homo sapiens sapiens would have died out a long long time ago

... but you can't deny the huge personal efforts us menfolk put in to get ye ladies to continue evolution

Men shot themselves in the cock ... so to speak when they invented the vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.

*(Survey of over 100,000 men)

2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.

5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.

7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's even rumoured that Mc gyver died from it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sexy to hear a grown man moan about man flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you still here?

"
.... they keep telling me to stay away from the light.... but it may be due to a faulty connection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok now I'm just going to have to smack your ass

I dont like being smacked or spanked

I would never do that to you just plenty of kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is reported Bear grylls has survived this many times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All joking aside it has been scientifically proven that due to the size difference of a gland in the frontal lobe of men....that they do suffer more with temperature and chills during flu like symptoms hence man flu does exist and size does matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"All joking aside it has been scientifically proven that due to the size difference of a gland in the frontal lobe of men....that they do suffer more with temperature and chills during flu like symptoms hence man flu does exist and size does matter

Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain?

Now, now sub...they haven't been proven to actually exist... science isn't that advanced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better

"
...whatever happened to. Frisky whiskey?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain?

They all come at least with a knob brain, don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain?

They all come at least with a knob brain, don't they?

Two head's aren't always better than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain?

They all come at least with a knob brain, don't they?

Two head's aren't always better than one

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better

...whatever happened to. Frisky whiskey?"

She turned into a madame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better

...whatever happened to. Frisky whiskey?

She turned into a madame

The whiskey will do that to you but I suspect she was always a Madame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better

...whatever happened to. Frisky whiskey?"

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By *verready32Man
over a year ago

omagh

"The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...

Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...

Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..

I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..

But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...

Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...

MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE

Hot whisky with cloves and honey only known cure, us men have to suffer... women are lucky they only get a cold lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get back on topic..... I'm feckin dying here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get back on topic..... I'm feckin dying here

Have a hot whiskey, problem solved...next topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get back on topic..... I'm feckin dying here

Aww ((((

hugs

)))) you poor poor thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CDC?

Centre for Disease Control & prevention. Not a Walking Dead fan I take it?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Get back on topic..... I'm feckin dying here

Sorry bud ur fooked accept it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They also have a monthly cycle similiar to us ladies

I kid u not

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

I feel your pain op

! Have that god forsaken soul destroying flu for last 4 days! Gone through hundreds of boxes of tissues and endless bottles of whiskey (hot ones) to no avail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better

...whatever happened to. Frisky whiskey?

"
......sorry didn't know you had changed your name. ...

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"I feel your pain op

! Have that god forsaken soul destroying flu for last 4 days! Gone through hundreds of boxes of tissues and endless bottles of whiskey (hot ones) to no avail

!! "

You need a nurse

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By *s ParisWoman
over a year ago

My Dungeon Room

I can recommend a good vet if needed ....quick and painless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a mass help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would a mass help?"
...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"Would a mass help?"

Maybe a Healing mass or is just waiting on the last rights, sure somebody here can help.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

There's actually some truth behind 'man flu'. Research has shown that men really do suffer from colds and flu worse than women and it is linked to levels of estrogen in the body. Women have more estrogen than men and it appears that it also has some anti-viral properties.

Here, have a look for yourselves: http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/man-flu-appears-be-real-estrogen-helps-women-fend-virus/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are ya there yet ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena...."

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

Oh...I can imagine it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

Oh...I can imagine it!!!

Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon

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over a year ago

"Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better

...whatever happened to. Frisky whiskey?

......sorry didn't know you had changed your name. ...

I did dahling and got no bloody help with it either

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over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

Oh...I can imagine it!!!

Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon

Sprinkle him with water

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over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

Oh...I can imagine it!!!

Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon

Sprinkle him with water

Suppose I could hose him down

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By *evilsAdvocate72Woman
over a year ago

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"The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...

Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...

Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..

I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..

But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...

Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...

MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

How's the patient today? Are still alive?

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over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

Oh...I can imagine it!!!

Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon

Sprinkle him with water

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.....squirt/pee annie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's the patient today? Are still alive? "
....in there... but not hanging

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over a year ago

"How's the patient today? Are still alive? ....in there... but not hanging

Phew! Who told you that?

*opens window awkwardly in latex nurses uniform

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over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

Oh...I can imagine it!!!

Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon

Sprinkle him with water

.....squirt/pee annie?

Whatever is the most fun....

Is there anything you be said for another mass tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

Oh...I can imagine it!!!

Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon

Sprinkle him with water

.....squirt/pee annie?

Whatever is the most fun....

Is there anything you be said for another mass tho

"
.....there's a rumour going round that his mickey fell off...(side effect)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....

Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you

Oh...I can imagine it!!!

Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon

Sprinkle him with water

.....squirt/pee annie?

Whatever is the most fun....

Is there anything you be said for another mass tho

.....there's a rumour going round that his mickey fell off...(side effect)

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....you know well I rarely leave it out of my hand

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