FabSwingers.com forum: Happy National Ask a Stupid Question Day....

By *cotsguyy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

There you go, who knew? More & more new national days....

Why do we press buttons harder on a tv remote when the batteries get weak?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"There you go, who knew? More & more new national days....

Why do we press buttons harder on a tv remote when the batteries get weak?"
lol

I did that this morning

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Asking someone "have you seen my glasses" while they're perched on your head DOH!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

If ye mate a bulldog with a shitzu is it called a bullshit?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

If rabbits feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go, who knew? More & more new national days....

Why do we press buttons harder on a tv remote when the batteries get weak?"

Because usually the conductive paint on the back of the rubber buttons degrades over time meaning not full contact with the circuit board so as the batteries lose power you gradually increase the pressure to ensure the connection, eventually you destroy the paint altogether and it stops working...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ye mate a bulldog with a shitzu is it called a bullshit?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Or a Shit Dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much are the penny sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"If rabbits feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

He became a rabbits stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend."
.... can still get them here ... black jacks , macaroon bars , mint crisps...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

why is is that you believe there a billion stars in the sky no issues..... but when you see a sign that says "wet paint".. you always have to go and bloody touch it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend..... can still get them here ... black jacks , macaroon bars , mint crisps...

I was partial to fizzle sticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is is that you believe there a billion stars in the sky no issues..... but when you see a sign that says "wet paint".. you always have to go and bloody touch it......

Ha! Totally true

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"There you go, who knew? More & more new national days....

Why do we press buttons harder on a tv remote when the batteries get weak?

Can you link that somehow to cock pics as well, Candy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we always struggle getting the USB plug in the right way when it's marked to show you beforehand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend."

You drink your bathwater

I was at a party where a tube of fruit salad flavoured lube was produced...still makes me gag to think of it

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By *cotsguyy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Why do we always struggle getting the USB plug in the right way when it's marked to show you beforehand...

Infuriates me. I've put tape around all my USB's & marked them clearly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend.

You drink your bathwater

I was at a party where a tube of fruit salad flavoured lube was produced...still makes me gag to think of it

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

In the car 'will you turn that music down I can't see!'

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"If rabbits feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Hahaha!!! Funny one lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we always struggle getting the USB plug in the right way when it's marked to show you beforehand...

Infuriates me. I've put tape around all my USB's & marked them clearly."

Apparently the squiggly USB logo should ALWAYS be on the top of the plug...

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By *cotsguyy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend..... can still get them here ... black jacks , macaroon bars , mint crisps...

Fruit Salads & Black Jacks are delicious did anyone ever enjoy the third in the family? Apple Jacks....oooh myyy God!

Delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend..... can still get them here ... black jacks , macaroon bars , mint crisps...

I was partial to fizzle sticks. "

I remember those myself lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is is that you believe there a billion stars in the sky no issues..... but when you see a sign that says "wet paint".. you always have to go and bloody touch it......

I've done this so many times!

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Why do people shout on the phone when calling long distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of kids asked me this the other day....

Why is it eleven, twelve and thirteen and none oneteen, twoteen and threeteen... in most other languages it translates as this but not in English. Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people shout on the phone when calling long distance

WHAT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend..... can still get them here ... black jacks , macaroon bars , mint crisps...

Fruit Salads & Black Jacks are delicious did anyone ever enjoy the third in the family? Apple Jacks....oooh myyy God!

Delicious!

We had an old sweet thread a few weeks ago, Apple Jacks are no more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If rabbits feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Cos it's all to do with the food chain,

Haven't you noticed all the mice going around with 3 legs??....

Rabbits carry 'a lucky mouse foot' around with them all the time!

(You're welcome)

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the car 'will you turn that music down I can't see!'

I always turn the radio down when I'm parking or when I'm driving into a busy area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spell out bad words in front of 6-7 year olds forgetting they can spell

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Why do you always only notice with the last button that you've buttoned up your shirt the wrong way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spell out bad words in front of 6-7 year olds forgetting they can spell

I used to spell out words in front of my dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are they called Apartments when they are all stuck together ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body would it rub it against me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or raise your voice when talking to someone who speaks a different language and then bring the universal hand gestures in that translate everything you said! But my favourite is the magic hand that we put up to our mouth when saying something like if they don't see my Lip's move they won't hear what I said!!! I forget myself with that one constantly

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By *cotsguyy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend..... can still get them here ... black jacks , macaroon bars , mint crisps...

Fruit Salads & Black Jacks are delicious did anyone ever enjoy the third in the family? Apple Jacks....oooh myyy God!

Delicious!

We had an old sweet thread a few weeks ago, Apple Jacks are no more!"

Too sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a frogs arse water tight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it a TOOTHbrush when it's for teeth.

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Why do we press buttons harder on a tv remote when the batteries get weak?"

Because it would break if you hit it off the wall..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I ever buy a car boot at a car boot sale

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

"Why do people shout on the phone when calling long distance

CAN U HEAR ME NOW?

Tina

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons??

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons??

So when they pushed them their bums fell off??

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"In the car 'will you turn that music down I can't see!'

I always turn the radio down when I'm parking or when I'm driving into a busy area

Exactly! U can't see round the corner with all that noise going on!

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons??

So when they pushed them their bums fell off??

LOL

its like that age old conundrum.. which came 1st, the chicken or the egg

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Who let the dogs out?

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

How do they put the figs in the fig rolls?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you find a pocket of oil or gas in the sea bed. When it's empty is it plugged up or filled with sea water ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are they called family packs of comdoms.

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

"What are they called family packs of comdoms.

Because not all condoms work..

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Why do we have finger nails?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

In every episode of Scooby Doo, why did Fred

always go off with Daphne

while Shaggy got lumbered with Scooby and that dumpy nerd Vilma?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Why are burgers sold in packs of four but burger buns are sold in packs of six?

I know it's not really that stupid a question, but still needs to be answered anyway

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

On Sesame Street what was the real deal with Ernie and Bert?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Does mickey mouse know that minnie mouse is not totally crazy but is definitely fucking goofy?

Think about it?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

If Elvis was really alive, would his exact words be "Help, get me out of this coffin???"

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend."

Seen as the day thats in it with stupid question day etc.. how do you know its same flavour?? Taste it?

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"why is is that you believe there a billion stars in the sky no issues..... but when you see a sign that says "wet paint".. you always have to go and bloody touch it......

Ha! Totally true

I liked the soft ones..sometimes ya got them and they were like stone...

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Why do we always struggle getting the USB plug in the right way when it's marked to show you beforehand...

And even when not looking..it can only go in 1 of 2 ways.. but tskes 3 efforts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the penny sweets

Do you remember Fruit Salads? I got bubble bath in the same flavour at the weekend."

Flavoured bubble bath?

Who drinks their bath water? Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we have finger nails?"

For Tiger striping a good fuck.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"If Elvis was really alive, would his exact words be "Help, get me out of this coffin???"

cause Elvis has left the coffin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we have finger nails?"

Judging by some women's nails,for climbing trees and warding off predators

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Did the elf talk to the queen???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long was the "piece of string "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"How long was the "piece of string "

its twice the length from its middle to one end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

How do they put the figs in the fig rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Just like me they long to be close to you.

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