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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there I am. Sitting in the car. Scratching a lottery card. Feverishly rubbing away. Edging ever closer to the prize. €500 €500 €500!!! I'VE WON!!!!!

No wait. The last one is €50.

Rubbing, rubbing ,rubbing. Sudden feeling of immense joy replaced by regret and a mess in your lap.

Yes doing the lotto is like having a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's devastating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there I am. Sitting in the car. Scratching a lottery card. Feverishly rubbing away. Edging ever closer to the prize. €500 €500 €500!!! I'VE WON!!!!!

No wait. The last one is €50.

Rubbing, rubbing ,rubbing. Sudden feeling of immense joy replaced by regret and a mess in your lap.

Yes doing the lotto is like having a wank. "
.... but you can still win even if you are not in

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"That's devastating "

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It's worse if one is parked on a hill!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre


"So there I am. Sitting in the car. Scratching a lottery card. Feverishly rubbing away. Edging ever closer to the prize. €500 €500 €500!!! I'VE WON!!!!!

No wait. The last one is €50.

Rubbing, rubbing ,rubbing. Sudden feeling of immense joy replaced by regret and a mess in your lap.

Yes doing the lotto is like having a wank. "

But at least you get a happy ending from a wank,,scratching a lottery ticket is like dealing with a woman,,,frustrating as fook

oops have I said that in public

O SHITEEEE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's devastating "

It's a travesty in fairness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lotto is a load of balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking is cheaper too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanking is cheaper too "

Can't do it in public.......or so the judge has pointed out.

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