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He made my heart burn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I never ever get heart burn but I've been suffering lately. It was only on my way home from meeting a buddy last night that I clicked why!

Each and every time we meet half an hour later the heart burn kicks in. So I'm concluding it must be his cum.

I'm just sitting here thinking I'm going to have to be rude and spit in future lol

Anyone else ever had this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

herpes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have but it's usually from having a serious amount of pints followed by a greasy chipper....

Maybe some of the ladies will know if cum gives heart burn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doe's he buy you chips after .

Sorry couldn't resist

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By *iceguydubMan
over a year ago

CC


"I never ever get heart burn but I've been suffering lately. It was only on my way home from meeting a buddy last night that I clicked why!

Each and every time we meet half an hour later the heart burn kicks in. So I'm concluding it must be his cum.

I'm just sitting here thinking I'm going to have to be rude and spit in future lol

Anyone else ever had this?"

Do you belch cum bubbles half an hour after swallowing too? If something doesn't agree with you stop eating it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God. I'm never gonna be able to take gaviscon again after this.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Try mine and see does it give you heart burn

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Does he deserve a bj every time you meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for an intolerance test but don't forget to bring a sample

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does he deserve a bj every time you meet? "

Yes absolutely !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No no chips after... Stingy git lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Ohhh lord!! ye poor thing! Swallowing semen doesnt cause heartburn... your guys diet might be a trigger for your heartburn though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhh lord!! ye poor thing! Swallowing semen doesnt cause heartburn... your guys diet might be a trigger for your heartburn though. "

It's either that or I'm pregnant! Lol no no 200% not that so must be his diet.

I might have to impose a health kick as heart burn is a bitch!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Ohhh lord!! ye poor thing! Swallowing semen doesnt cause heartburn... your guys diet might be a trigger for your heartburn though.

It's either that or I'm pregnant! Lol no no 200% not that so must be his diet.

I might have to impose a health kick as heart burn is a bitch!"

Youll need to sit him down and write down what he eats or drinks...peppery spicy food including garlic and onions, citrus fruits including orange juice etc,alcohol including red wine or beer, chocolate,peppermint can alter taste of semen so can cause your heartburn

If he eliminates those then happy days if he drinks plenty of water, it will dilute the acid present and make your life a little easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misty is right. Poor nutrition causes heartburn

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By *iceguydubMan
over a year ago

CC

[Removed by poster at 27/09/16 15:46:20]

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By *iceguydubMan
over a year ago

CC

At least he didn't break your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Misty is right. Poor nutrition causes heartburn "
... haven't you got a ring of fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Misty is right. Poor nutrition causes heartburn ... haven't you got a ring of fire "

I'm shit hot mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh lord!! ye poor thing! Swallowing semen doesnt cause heartburn... your guys diet might be a trigger for your heartburn though.

It's either that or I'm pregnant! Lol no no 200% not that so must be his diet.

I might have to impose a health kick as heart burn is a bitch!

Youll need to sit him down and write down what he eats or drinks...peppery spicy food including garlic and onions, citrus fruits including orange juice etc,alcohol including red wine or beer, chocolate,peppermint can alter taste of semen so can cause your heartburn

If he eliminates those then happy days if he drinks plenty of water, it will dilute the acid present and make your life a little easier. "

Sounds like your speaking from experience....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks Misty!

I'm not sure we are at the ""let me overhaul your diet stage" I might just avoid for now or have the gaviscon at the ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/09/16 15:58:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your pill checked I had to stop using the one I was on after a few years, between heartburn and reflux. Since stopped all back to normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him to drink Pineapple juice daily for his health & your comfort...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 27/09/16 15:58:30]"

Next time he calls I will give him a pint of pinApple juice lol someone else told me cinimmon does the trick too. Saying that I'm not complaining about the taste to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your pill checked I had to stop using the one I was on after a few years, between heartburn and reflux. Since stopped all back to normal. "

No pill as have implant. He's the catalyst not me. Thanks for advice though miss car X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a glass of milk with it lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Ohhh lord!! ye poor thing! Swallowing semen doesnt cause heartburn... your guys diet might be a trigger for your heartburn though.

It's either that or I'm pregnant! Lol no no 200% not that so must be his diet.

I might have to impose a health kick as heart burn is a bitch!

Youll need to sit him down and write down what he eats or drinks...peppery spicy food including garlic and onions, citrus fruits including orange juice etc,alcohol including red wine or beer, chocolate,peppermint can alter taste of semen so can cause your heartburn

If he eliminates those then happy days if he drinks plenty of water, it will dilute the acid present and make your life a little easier.

Sounds like your speaking from experience...."

I only ever suffered with heartburn when i was pregnant with my children. I do know about diet and its effects in a positive or negative way though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh lord!! ye poor thing! Swallowing semen doesnt cause heartburn... your guys diet might be a trigger for your heartburn though.

It's either that or I'm pregnant! Lol no no 200% not that so must be his diet.

I might have to impose a health kick as heart burn is a bitch!

Youll need to sit him down and write down what he eats or drinks...peppery spicy food including garlic and onions, citrus fruits including orange juice etc,alcohol including red wine or beer, chocolate,peppermint can alter taste of semen so can cause your heartburn

If he eliminates those then happy days if he drinks plenty of water, it will dilute the acid present and make your life a little easier.

Sounds like your speaking from experience....

I only ever suffered with heartburn when i was pregnant with my children. I do know about diet and its effects in a positive or negative way though "

The resident nutritionist on fab....that'd be a nice new venture for ye

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Ohhh lord!! ye poor thing! Swallowing semen doesnt cause heartburn... your guys diet might be a trigger for your heartburn though.

It's either that or I'm pregnant! Lol no no 200% not that so must be his diet.

I might have to impose a health kick as heart burn is a bitch!

Youll need to sit him down and write down what he eats or drinks...peppery spicy food including garlic and onions, citrus fruits including orange juice etc,alcohol including red wine or beer, chocolate,peppermint can alter taste of semen so can cause your heartburn

If he eliminates those then happy days if he drinks plenty of water, it will dilute the acid present and make your life a little easier.

Sounds like your speaking from experience....

I only ever suffered with heartburn when i was pregnant with my children. I do know about diet and its effects in a positive or negative way though "

Ms Dirtypedia solves all problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep have suffered afew times not nice !! Diet is the the only thing that will change it or else abstinence but we all know we are not going to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 27/09/16 15:58:30]

Next time he calls I will give him a pint of pinApple juice lol someone else told me cinimmon does the trick too. Saying that I'm not complaining about the taste to be fair. "

Cinnamon for the Christmas bj lol

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