FabSwingers.com forum: Veri to my dildo

By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

You came wrapped to impress with that luxurious box, made in Germany to last, in the French tricolours displaying revolutionary technique and with a toned body to fit. All in all promising endless joy.

The truth is you were a moody fella from the beginning, acting up when I put you on your electric leash, leaving me more than once before I came, taking ages to recover and now you're not even getting it up anymore! Ladies, it did know how to please but very unreliable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you try the

"Four sprung duck technique "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You came wrapped to impress with that luxurious box, made in Germany to last, in the French tricolours displaying revolutionary technique and with a toned body to fit. All in all promising endless joy.

Pmsl love it op!!!! Have had few like that myself,both battery operated and mains,some even with pulses

My heart broke the most when I was straddling my favourite little playmate and as I got closer to that pinnacle moment......... he just stuttered and sputtered and died

No amount of stroking or weeping at slapping it against the wall would bring him back to life

And there never is satisfaction guaranteed in those situations.

Our quest continues for the epitome of female pleasure and satisfaction guaranteed.

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Did you try the

"Four sprung duck technique "

I've never heard of the duck technique -sounds interesting - however in this case there certainly was no Vorsprung. Those yokes are not made to last, all I'm saying!

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

That made me laugh.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Did it not come with a satisfaction guaranteed certificate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good DH.

I have one called the goldfish. Why? Cause I'm on my fifth one

I'd be lost without my buzzy friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deafened 3 Rodgers I finally decided Wanda was a better friend

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I deafened 3 Rodgers I finally decided Wanda was a better friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deafened 3 Rodgers I finally decided Wanda was a better friend

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Like u miss carr i gave up so Wanda is a keeper

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Pmsl love it op!!!! Have had few like that myself,both battery operated and mains,some even with pulses

My heart broke the most when I was straddling my favourite little playmate and as I got closer to that pinnacle moment......... he just stuttered and sputtered and died

No amount of stroking or weeping at slapping it against the wall would bring him back to life

And there never is satisfaction guaranteed in those situations.

Our quest continues for the epitome of female pleasure and satisfaction guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta DH, that made me smile. Think we ladies can all relate

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I guess you dispose those goods in with the electronic recycling?

..... or is it going into batteries? ......plastic? No it's mainly rubber......hang on, bulky items?....feck it, it'll all go into landfill anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly DH & not bragging...

Was it a Hitachi? My Hitachi has been in use for over a decade and never misses a vibration.

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Honestly DH & not bragging...

Was it a Hitachi? My Hitachi has been in use for over a decade and never misses a vibration. "

As I said made in Germany that excludes Hitachi or did I miss something? Yeah I guess as we've seen with VW the German quality isn't what it was once or maybe these toys are simply not made for me.

You mentioned that Hitachi before and that it never let you down in 10years. How many days a week do you use it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly DH & not bragging...

Was it a Hitachi? My Hitachi has been in use for over a decade and never misses a vibration.

As I said made in Germany that excludes Hitachi or did I miss something? Yeah I guess as we've seen with VW the German quality isn't what it was once or maybe these toys are simply not made for me.

You mentioned that Hitachi before and that it never let you down in 10years. How many days a week do you use it?

Hitachi have factories in more than one place...

I would say on average 2-3.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"I guess you dispose those goods in with the electronic recycling?

..... or is it going into batteries? ......plastic? No it's mainly rubber......hang on, bulky items?....feck it, it'll all go into landfill anyway

Don't throw it away just yet. I fixed an ex's one once. Just one of the vibrating motors was a little dirty, a little cleaning & it was fine.

Most things are fixable, we live in a very disposable world these days unfortunately.

Be a shame to throw away a good friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl DH... I think we have all had a few of those moment's. You know thing's are bad when you are not talking to your toy

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I guess you dispose those goods in with the electronic recycling?

..... or is it going into batteries? ......plastic? No it's mainly rubber......hang on, bulky items?....feck it, it'll all go into landfill anyway

Don't throw it away just yet. I fixed an ex's one once. Just one of the vibrating motors was a little dirty, a little cleaning & it was fine.

Most things are fixable, we live in a very disposable world these days unfortunately.

Be a shame to throw away a good friend.

The dirty lil bastard doesn't charge on the mains anymore, only when I plug it into my laptop. I can't sit in my office with a dildo beside my computer.

it doesn't look right and I can't concentrate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess you dispose those goods in with the electronic recycling?

..... or is it going into batteries? ......plastic? No it's mainly rubber......hang on, bulky items?....feck it, it'll all go into landfill anyway

Don't throw it away just yet. I fixed an ex's one once. Just one of the vibrating motors was a little dirty, a little cleaning & it was fine.

Most things are fixable, we live in a very disposable world these days unfortunately.

Be a shame to throw away a good friend.

The dirty lil bastard doesn't charge on the mains anymore, only when I plug it into my laptop. I can't sit in my office with a dildo beside my computer.

it doesn't look right and I can't concentrate.

Why....is it flirting with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess you dispose those goods in with the electronic recycling?

..... or is it going into batteries? ......plastic? No it's mainly rubber......hang on, bulky items?....feck it, it'll all go into landfill anyway

Don't throw it away just yet. I fixed an ex's one once. Just one of the vibrating motors was a little dirty, a little cleaning & it was fine.

Most things are fixable, we live in a very disposable world these days unfortunately.

Be a shame to throw away a good friend.

The dirty lil bastard doesn't charge on the mains anymore, only when I plug it into my laptop. I can't sit in my office with a dildo beside my computer.

it doesn't look right and I can't concentrate.

#officescandal USB extension lead down under the desk?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"I guess you dispose those goods in with the electronic recycling?

..... or is it going into batteries? ......plastic? No it's mainly rubber......hang on, bulky items?....feck it, it'll all go into landfill anyway

Don't throw it away just yet. I fixed an ex's one once. Just one of the vibrating motors was a little dirty, a little cleaning & it was fine.

Most things are fixable, we live in a very disposable world these days unfortunately.

Be a shame to throw away a good friend.

The dirty lil bastard doesn't charge on the mains anymore, only when I plug it into my laptop. I can't sit in my office with a dildo beside my computer.

it doesn't look right and I can't concentrate.

#officescandal USB extension lead down under the desk?"

I love a good office scandal.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Judging by a previous post, the wand appears to be the way to go. Hitachi or the Love honey ones were being equally complimented by ladies and guys, with some recommending various attachments for them to really get maximum value from them.

Happy buzzing DH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex 60 great wee digger

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Judging by a previous post, the wand appears to be the way to go. Hitachi or the Love honey ones were being equally complimented by ladies and guys, with some recommending various attachments for them to really get maximum value from them.

Happy buzzing DH

I've read to many negative things about the wand. It put me off it.

Pity there's no decent outlet in Ireland I'm aware of where you can go and look at the toys, respectively hold them in your hand before buying.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

No good sex shops in Dublin? There's a couple here in Belfast but I'm not sure what they're like.

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

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"No good sex shops in Dublin? There's a couple here in Belfast but I'm not sure what they're like."

There are a few but they are all - in my humble opinion - pathetic and overpriced.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"No good sex shops in Dublin? There's a couple here in Belfast but I'm not sure what they're like.

There are a few but they are all - in my humble opinion - pathetic and overpriced. "

I might pop into the ones here & scope them out for you....y'know.....for science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just googled dildo repair...a few funny ads

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"I just googled dildo repair...a few funny ads

Hahaha

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"I just googled dildo repair...a few funny ads

Could be a new business opportunity there low...you could do cosmetic repairs with wellington rubber

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I just googled dildo repair...a few funny ads

Now you made me google that and - I'm just wondering now as I'm hoping to get my table saw going again by replacing the brushes - do dildos have brushes too???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just googled dildo repair...a few funny ads

Now you made me google that and - I'm just wondering now as I'm hoping to get my table saw going again by replacing the brushes - do dildos have brushes too???

Bench saws, hedge trimmers, strimmers??

You're my kinda gal DH

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"I just googled dildo repair...a few funny ads

Now you made me google that and - I'm just wondering now as I'm hoping to get my table saw going again by replacing the brushes - do dildos have brushes too???

I'd say so

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I just googled dildo repair...a few funny ads

Now you made me google that and - I'm just wondering now as I'm hoping to get my table saw going again by replacing the brushes - do dildos have brushes too???

Bench saws, hedge trimmers, strimmers??

You're my kinda gal DH

I love machines, but only when they're working, btw I don't have a hedge trimmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can picture the lads all making a bolt to the shed to see if they can help you there DH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl love it op!!!! Have had few like that myself,both battery operated and mains,some even with pulses

My heart broke the most when I was straddling my favourite little playmate and as I got closer to that pinnacle moment......... he just stuttered and sputtered and died

No amount of stroking or weeping at slapping it against the wall would bring him back to life

And there never is satisfaction guaranteed in those situations.

Our quest continues for the epitome of female pleasure and satisfaction guaranteed.

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I can't stop laughing,you have a brilliant way with words. Top class

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I thought u were talking about some guy firstly n then I read it correctly cheap Chinnese junk I'm afraid .

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

I hope it didn't come with that little sticker, printed in red ..... Tested !!

ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just googled dildo repair...a few funny ads

Now you made me google that and - I'm just wondering now as I'm hoping to get my table saw going again by replacing the brushes - do dildos have brushes too???

Bench saws, hedge trimmers, strimmers??

You're my kinda gal DH

I love machines, but only when they're working, btw I don't have a hedge trimmer. "

Wax?

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

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No, I don't wax my shrubs

and I'm also not into sm

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I think if you go into Ann Summers in Dublin, you can touch and test the toys there. In your hands obviously, not how you might prefer to test them

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I think if you go into Ann Summers in Dublin, you can touch and test the toys there. In your hands obviously, not how you might prefer to test them

I've been in that shop many times. The shop is a joke. The toy range is pathetic and the lingerie only fits petite women plus it's overpriced. Sorry to be that harsh but that's my experience.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

That's a fair enough appraisal of Anne Summers in my experience.

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That's a fair enough appraisal of Anne Summers in my experience.

I'm sure they've decent toy shops in the uk. I've been in some on the continent and the range is just mind boggling because they're the size of a cash and curry outlet

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Wow. Never been in one that size. When ever I travel back to scotland to see family I sometimes travel overland, buses, ferries etc. There's a few change overs but I can grab any train which means I can go shopping in Glasgow & Edinburgh trying the shops there. A couple of good ones.

Maybe we should have a road trip to the continent....

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

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You won't believe this, it was working this morning! And I found out what's wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't believe this, it was working this morning! And I found out what's wrong!

On strike in sympathy with the bus drivers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't believe this, it was working this morning! And I found out what's wrong!

Fluff in the charging socket?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Huzzah! Wishes do come true!

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You won't believe this, it was working this morning! And I found out what's wrong!

Fluff in the charging socket?"

Similar, the UBS mains adapter is faulty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't believe this, it was working this morning! And I found out what's wrong!

Fluff in the charging socket?

Similar, the UBS mains adapter is faulty!

Huzzah! "Good, good, good, Good vibrations..."

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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"You won't believe this, it was working this morning! And I found out what's wrong!

Fluff in the charging socket?

Similar, the UBS mains adapter is faulty!

Huzzah! "Good, good, good, Good vibrations...""

Psml, anyhow as you can imagine, I had a great start into the day!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Excellent! Whatever puts a smile on your face in the morning

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

It's a good news day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a fair enough appraisal of Anne Summers in my experience.

I'm sure they've decent toy shops in the uk. I've been in some on the continent and the range is just mind boggling because they're the size of a cash and curry outlet "

How would that fit

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Has anyone tried an ohmibod? Just remembered them. I might make a forum post....

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