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The Fab Talent Contest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If Fab ran a talent show, what unique talent would you put on show to entertain the crowd and impress the judges???

Winner gets an all expenses paid trip for two to New York with €1000.00 spending money

And no Candy sticking a croissant sideways into your mouth doesn't count!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK then, neither does doing a Long John Silver impression with a Parrot called "Lady"...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK then, neither does doing a Long John Silver impression with a Parrot called "Lady"... "

No that's no talent either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/09/16 14:59:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of people in competition for wanker of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lilred keeps her talents secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly "
yes. Although video evidence would be needed before the judges vote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly "

If you perform it on stage then yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plenty of people in competition for wanker of the year "

Male and female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plenty of people in competition for wanker of the year

Male and female "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lilred keeps her talents secret "

That is a talent in itself

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By *LLURSMan
over a year ago

waterforx

Biggest cock and a live sex show using big cock why you don't run this competition /

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Biggest cock and a live sex show using big cock why you don't run this competition / "

That's sex show buddy, but can be considered in the FTC

Any magicians on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly

If you perform it on stage then yes "

well I prefer to perform it on a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly

If you perform it on stage then yes

well I prefer to perform it on a cock "

Touche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poser of the year? Rear of the year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poser of the year? Rear of the year? "

Hows that a talent lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly "

Bet you can shotgun a can of beer without spelling a drop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly

Bet you can shotgun a can of beer without spelling a drop... "

....and if you can do that with the 12 inch cock in your mouth, then I can't see anyone beating you to first prize...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly

Bet you can shotgun a can of beer without spelling a drop... "

Shotgun???? Surely it would be more like a cannon...

Ohhhhhh! She drinks the beer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poser of the year? Rear of the year?

Hows that a talent lol ??"

Let the judges decide

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression "

One small step for man........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly

Bet you can shotgun a can of beer without spelling a drop...

Shotgun???? Surely it would be more like a cannon...

Ohhhhhh! She drinks the beer. "

No beer thank im way classier than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly

Bet you can shotgun a can of beer without spelling a drop...

Shotgun???? Surely it would be more like a cannon...

Ohhhhhh! She drinks the beer.

No beer thank im way classier than that "

Obvs!

But I'm now always going to think of you Jilly as the girl who gagged on a 12" cock with a Duff beer can shooting out of your butt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

One small step for man........ "

And while he's leaping out of the rocket, maybe he can give us a song....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cum without touching myself. Or anyone touching me for that matter. It's all in the mind and breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would deep throating a 12 inch cock count Jilly

Bet you can shotgun a can of beer without spelling a drop...

Shotgun???? Surely it would be more like a cannon...

Ohhhhhh! She drinks the beer.

No beer thank im way classier than that

Obvs!

But I'm now always going to think of you Jilly as the girl who gagged on a 12" cock with a Duff beer can shooting out of your butt! "

Your mind is in the gutter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum without touching myself. Or anyone touching me for that matter. It's all in the mind and breathing"

Are you just out to make everyone else feel bad or are you putting yourself forward for the talent contest...??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum without touching myself. Or anyone touching me for that matter. It's all in the mind and breathing

Are you just out to make everyone else feel bad or are you putting yourself forward for the talent contest...??! "

Ah I'm just putting it out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum without touching myself. Or anyone touching me for that matter. It's all in the mind and breathing

Are you just out to make everyone else feel bad or are you putting yourself forward for the talent contest...??!

Ah I'm just putting it out there "

Sounds like you've been to Jedi mind control school obi-wan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obi-Wan is a given name and thus should be Capitalized.

"

"Capitalised" didn't appear at the start of the sentence and so should have a small "c"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obi-Wan is a given name and thus should be capitalized.

.OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obi-Wan is a given name and thus should be capitalized.

.OK.

"

Perfectly fine. I won't do it again...!

Now, what about the American spelling of "capitalised"....??

I'll shut up now: that patio from earlier is drawing closer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obi-Wan is a given name and thus should be capitalized.

.OK.

Perfectly fine. I won't do it again...!

Now, what about the American spelling of "capitalised"....??

I'll shut up now: that patio from earlier is drawing closer.... "

I may be American...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obi-Wan is a given name and thus should be capitalized.

.OK.

Perfectly fine. I won't do it again...!

Now, what about the American spelling of "capitalised"....??

I'll shut up now: that patio from earlier is drawing closer....

I may be American... "

Yeah, but the "s" was European and felt horribly abandoned when you went for his America cousin instead of him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

One small step for man........

And while he's leaping out of the rocket, maybe he can give us a song.... "

Multi talented

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can cum without touching myself. Or anyone touching me for that matter. It's all in the mind and breathing"

Will you perform this on stage in front of an audience and the judges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

One small step for man........

And while he's leaping out of the rocket, maybe he can give us a song....

Multi talented "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

One small step for man........

And while he's leaping out of the rocket, maybe he can give us a song....

Multi talented

"

Can you sing in zero gravity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

One small step for man........

And while he's leaping out of the rocket, maybe he can give us a song....

Multi talented

Can you sing in zero gravity?"

Not only can I sing in zero G, I can dance and I can also float around like its, ...., well, .... Zero gravity...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

One small step for man........

And while he's leaping out of the rocket, maybe he can give us a song....

Multi talented

Can you sing in zero gravity?

Not only can I sing in zero G, I can dance and I can also float around like its, ...., well, .... Zero gravity... "

Kaizer dreams of zero gravity siiiiiigh

How's Buzz btw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

One small step for man........

And while he's leaping out of the rocket, maybe he can give us a song....

Multi talented

Can you sing in zero gravity?

Not only can I sing in zero G, I can dance and I can also float around like its, ...., well, .... Zero gravity...

Kaizer dreams of zero gravity siiiiiigh

How's Buzz btw?"

Yes.... I saw the earlier "fantasies" thread...

Not sure about Buzz, but Morpheus is peachy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a Louis Armstrong impression

Or perhaps more accurate, I do an impression of someone doing a Louis Armstrong impression

One small step for man........

And while he's leaping out of the rocket, maybe he can give us a song....

Multi talented

Can you sing in zero gravity?

Not only can I sing in zero G, I can dance and I can also float around like its, ...., well, .... Zero gravity...

Kaizer dreams of zero gravity siiiiiigh

How's Buzz btw?

Yes.... I saw the earlier "fantasies" thread...

Not sure about Buzz, but Morpheus is peachy "

Heeeeeey who you tryna kid, Morpheous was on Apollo 13

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