FabSwingers.com forum: Good jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone know any good short jokes here's one to start

Two ducks flying over Belfast One says quack And the other says I can't go any quacker

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasaurass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a euro for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Porn has given me an unrealistic expectation of exactly how quick a plumber will show up

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By *eedycplCouple
over a year ago

belfast

Wots the difference between a condom and a coffin ???

Ya cum in 1 and go in the other!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between Sadam Hussein and sperm?

One comes from Baghdad, one comes from dad's bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

Lol

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

They all made me chuckle, well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i decided to go to the mosque for first time to see what it was all about,

i sat down and the lman came up to me, laid his hands on my head and said by the will of ailah the mighty and the prophet mohamed you will walk today.

i told him i was not paralysed,

he came back and laid his hands on me again repeated the same thing,

again i told him there is nothing wrong with me.

after the prayers i stepped outside and lo and behold my fuck;n car had been stolen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hot lesbian neighbours got me a rolex for my birthday.

It's nice but I think they misunderstood when I said 'i wanna watch'.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

As I was putting the garden furniture away for winter ... I said to the wife " I don't know why I bother getting this out you never sit on it !!"

She said "put your cock away and get that chair in the garage.."

What's the difference between a hippos and a Zippo.?

One is a really heavy animal and the others just a little lighter..

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Went to a brothel on holiday On my last night and I was short on cash. I asked to girl how much for a ride she replied 10 euros. I ask what do you get for 5 euros? She said a stroke or 2 so I took my big fat cock out and she ran away. I shouts where are you going??? She said to find you another 5 euros.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctor today...he told me that I'd have to stop wanking.....

He said it was upsetting the other people in the waiting room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen hawking had a heart attack recently. The paramedics didn't know whether to bring him to hospital or P C world.

I'm going to hell for that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman nowadays are the foundation of our society lads weather you like it or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Foundation gota b laid @ some stage i guess.

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By *uff pleaserMan
over a year ago

dublin

what do you call a lezbian dinosaur a lickalotapuss

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'?

Dr.Dre

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By *lumber4FunMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey

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By *eckybendoverWoman
over a year ago

dublin

wife gets out of the shower and says to her husband i shaved my pussy do you know what that means?

he said yeh the drains blocked again

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By *eckybendoverWoman
over a year ago

dublin

whats the difference between erotic and kinky?

erotic:uses a feather

kinky:uses the whole chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are pirates called pirates?

they just arrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wasnt Jesus born in the UK?

they couldnt find 3 wisemen and a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call two lesbians in bed together?

Two cunts acting the bollox.

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico Gran Canaria

Ah its great to get a good laugh at some of these Jokes, keep them cumming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the underpants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call two lesbians in bed together?

Two cunts acting the bollox.

Oh a two way...two gay guys could be two pricks acting the cunt!

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By *elax!Man
over a year ago

Headford

What's the difference between jam and marmalade??

You can't marmalade your cock up your girls ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade??

You can't marmalade your cock up your girls ass.

Very appropriate for your username lol

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade??

You can't marmalade your cock up your girls ass.

We will feckin see about that

Pass the marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For our Northern friends of the 'loyal' persuasion:

What's the difference between an apple and an orange?

There's no such thing as an 'apple bastard'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the cat say to the pilot when he hijacked the aircraft ?

"Take me to the Canaries".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...."After 12 years in therapy, my shrink said something that brought tears to my eyes....he said, "No Hablo Ingles".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke.

Your wife can't take a joke

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