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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas

Man flees with family

Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.

The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.

Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.

Wat a way too go!!

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By *iss SadisticWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

They will need to have their entire house fumigated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas

Man flees with family

Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.

The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.

Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.

Wat a way too go!!

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Only 4 hours? Sounds like an ordinary sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will need to have their entire house fumigated. "

Oh...I think they could sell a few make a fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will need to have their entire house fumigated.

Oh...I think they could sell a few make a fortune "

Has to be more organic than Viagra

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas

Man flees with family

Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.

The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.

Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.

Wat a way too go!!

"

Ally I must have got bitten by one of these last time we met up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas like these don't grow on trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas

Man flees with family

Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.

The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.

Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.

Wat a way too go!!

Only 4 hours? Sounds like an ordinary sunday "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they not related to the black widow spider....great head on that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bananas like these don't grow on trees "

Lmfao..Fyfes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas

Man flees with family

Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.

The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.

Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.

Wat a way too go!!

Ally I must have got bitten by one of these last time we met up "

Yes u musta had sum several bites...gud job tho. .u needed da boost..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do you have to go to Asda to get them? Do they cost much extra?

Just asking for a friend like

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas

Man flees with family

Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.

The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.

Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.

Wat a way too go!!

Ally I must have got bitten by one of these last time we met up

Yes u musta had sum several bites...gud job tho. .u needed da boost.. "

Can we bottle these spiders and sell them Ally??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen that on Facebook..wtf..i will be unwravelling all the banana before putting it in my mouth

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I've got bananas. Anyone?

MrsSB

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Seen that on Facebook..wtf..i will be unwravelling all the banana before putting it in my mouth "

Don't worry. It's only the practically straight ones. The bananas that are small and curly don't have any of the spiders.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Oh no what should I do

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"I've got bananas. Anyone?

MrsSB "

Where did you get those bananas mrs SB?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've got bananas. Anyone?

MrsSB

Where did you get those bananas mrs SB?"

Tesco I think

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