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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the dumbest thing you ever did or said during a date / meet and how did the other person respond ????

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

It wasn't me but I have opened the car door for date turned around to see her waiting at drivers door she must have thought it was a left hand drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wasn't me but I have opened the car door for date turned around to see her waiting at drivers door she must have thought it was a left hand drive"

Lol! Or she heard about your driving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a girl out for meal in thailand she wasnt thai... lovely meal drinks band.. on way back to table( barrel with wood on too of it) slipped and knocked drinks all over her and barrell fell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the dumbest thing you ever did or said during a date / meet and how did the other person respond ????"

I went to a Bukhara party once and forgot my code. Couldn't get in. How dumb did I feel..?!

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville


"What's the dumbest thing you ever did or said during a date / meet and how did the other person respond ????"

"I've never dated an alcoholic before"

She went and got d*unk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First date on drink is a dodgy chance too take never know what a girls like after half a bottle of wine.. could be the best night you ever had or just be there to losten too the crying ??????

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"It wasn't me but I have opened the car door for date turned around to see her waiting at drivers door she must have thought it was a left hand drive

Lol! Or she heard about your driving! "
what's wrong with my driving

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By *s2b3cMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Tell her I had sex with her brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once fell in a river in front of a guy I was with it was a long long time ago he helped me out tbf to him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got woken by her mother with a plate of sandwiches at three in the morning while I was off me face with drink. Promptly got sick on the tray and went back to sleep.

No second date.

You did ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that be brilliant lol.. did you need mouth too mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fell in a river in front of a guy I was with it was a long long time ago he helped me out tbf to him lol"

Did you need mouth too mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha that be brilliant lol.. did you need mouth too mouth "

Tissues. I needed lots and lots of tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fell in a river in front of a guy I was with it was a long long time ago he helped me out tbf to him lol

Did you need mouth too mouth "

I just about survived there was a lot of mouth to mouth needed for the trauma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once on a date with a guy. We had met in the local bar for a drink before heading for dinner. On the way to dinner my heel got caught in metal cover. As if it wasn't embarrassing enough. Whatever way my foot was stuck in couldn't loosen the strap. After about 20 minutes of trying to free my foot by not only my date but several passers by someone had to get a scissors to cut the strap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a girl for a drink on a first date. I ordered the drinks then realised I had left my wallet in the car. She covered the drinks and then I went back to get my wallet for round two and realised that I had lost my car keys too. I had to break my window to get the wallet to avoid further embarrassment. Round of drinks €12.50, New window €200, not getting a second date..... Priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep...true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a girl for a drink on a first date. I ordered the drinks then realised I had left my wallet in the car. She covered the drinks and then I went back to get my wallet for round two and realised that I had lost my car keys too. I had to break my window to get the wallet to avoid further embarrassment. Round of drinks €12.50, New window €200, not getting a second date..... Priceless."

I shouldn't laugh but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up!!! A disaster from start to finish. Don't blame the poor girl for running a mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her I had sex with her brother."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a friend years ago i was mad about grown up. She was insanely hot and one night we got together and i couldn't stop shaking lol I'd say she thought i was some weirdo. We have barely spoke since haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we here?"..... true story..... on my first "date" with my ex wife she drove to a hotel quite close to us and said "stay there, i'll be back in a minute"..... 10 minutes later she came back with a 3 tier wedding cake, opened the boot and put it in. I said "who's is that?".....she said "it's mine, i was meant to get married today, its bought and payed for and i didn't want to waste it!".... i was a bit taken aback to say the least then, just to top it off she said "would you like a bit of it? Its chocolate!" To which i replied "i thought it was bad enough collecting your wedding cake on our first date but now you're trying to kill me by offerring me a bit of it...... i am diabetic on insulin!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up "

I right that was going somewhere else for a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up

I right that was going somewhere else for a moment "

He nearly went over the wall. God I hope he's not on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not the dumbest thing i did but i once met a girl who pissed all over me as she sat on my lap lol she was d*unk to be fair but could of at least warned me. I had no idea what was happening lol Just felt this warm feeling all over my lap as she got off me to go to the bathroom and then i realised.... Yup i just got pissed on. Trying to explain it wasn't so easy though cause everyone that saw me leaving thought i pissed myself lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up

I right that was going somewhere else for a moment

He nearly went over the wall. God I hope he's not on here "

I honestly thought he was about to whip his lad out when he sitting on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the dumbest thing i did but i once met a girl who pissed all over me as she sat on my lap lol she was d*unk to be fair but could of at least warned me. I had no idea what was happening lol Just felt this warm feeling all over my lap as she got off me to go to the bathroom and then i realised.... Yup i just got pissed on. Trying to explain it wasn't so easy though cause everyone that saw me leaving thought i pissed myself lol"

Don't be mad, you made her squirt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said "yes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy in my bedroom once, heard door open downstairs, my sis came upstairs too ask me something, in room, the guy hid under the bed naked!

Close call

We still laugh bout it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said "yes" "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not the dumbest thing i did but i once met a girl who pissed all over me as she sat on my lap lol she was d*unk to be fair but could of at least warned me. I had no idea what was happening lol Just felt this warm feeling all over my lap as she got off me to go to the bathroom and then i realised.... Yup i just got pissed on. Trying to explain it wasn't so easy though cause everyone that saw me leaving thought i pissed myself lol

Don't be mad, you made her squirt..."

Ah yes, that's what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a girl for a drink on a first date. I ordered the drinks then realised I had left my wallet in the car. She covered the drinks and then I went back to get my wallet for round two and realised that I had lost my car keys too. I had to break my window to get the wallet to avoid further embarrassment. Round of drinks €12.50, New window €200, not getting a second date..... Priceless.

I shouldn't laugh but... "

It gets worse.....

When I got back to the bar I collected and paid for the drinks, and as I was walking back down to the seat, guess what was on the table?

Yup..... My keys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.

And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.

And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me."

Lol now ye have to explain. How the hell did ye manage that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Why are we here?"..... true story..... on my first "date" with my ex wife she drove to a hotel quite close to us and said "stay there, i'll be back in a minute"..... 10 minutes later she came back with a 3 tier wedding cake, opened the boot and put it in. I said "who's is that?".....she said "it's mine, i was meant to get married today, its bought and payed for and i didn't want to waste it!".... i was a bit taken aback to say the least then, just to top it off she said "would you like a bit of it? Its chocolate!" To which i replied "i thought it was bad enough collecting your wedding cake on our first date but now you're trying to kill me by offerring me a bit of it...... i am diabetic on insulin!!!" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumbest thing...leave the front door unlocked whilst having a fab meet.....we're upstairs having a hoolie, when I hear the front door open and my sister and three kids traipse in and even head upstairs to see where I was!! Some lightening movement went on there let me tell ya ??

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Dumbest thing...leave the front door unlocked whilst having a fab meet.....we're upstairs having a hoolie, when I hear the front door open and my sister and three kids traipse in and even head upstairs to see where I was!! Some lightening movement went on there let me tell ya ??"

Did you get away with it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dumbest thing...leave the front door unlocked whilst having a fab meet.....we're upstairs having a hoolie, when I hear the front door open and my sister and three kids traipse in and even head upstairs to see where I was!! Some lightening movement went on there let me tell ya ??

Did you get away with it?? "

Kids were none the wiser, my sister on the other hand shot me a knowing grin and ushered them all off declaring I must be feeling sick coz I'm in the bed in the afternoon lol I got the Spanish inquisition that night

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Dumbest thing...leave the front door unlocked whilst having a fab meet.....we're upstairs having a hoolie, when I hear the front door open and my sister and three kids traipse in and even head upstairs to see where I was!! Some lightening movement went on there let me tell ya ??

Did you get away with it??

Kids were none the wiser, my sister on the other hand shot me a knowing grin and ushered them all off declaring I must be feeling sick coz I'm in the bed in the afternoon lol I got the Spanish inquisition that night "

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By *addyaction2015Man
over a year ago

Galway/Athlone

I took a sip of my drink, she told a joke and l smiled at here with the drink in my mouth and it went everywhere!!!

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By *oumlacaMan
over a year ago

waterford

Finally shifted a girl I fancied for ages , took her for spin in my dad's car, down quite lane for a court. As she was climbing into the back seat her foot got stuck between the seats and became firmly wedged, she was in agony started crying,couldn't move her foot. Fucked me out of it ,took ages to free her.

End of a budding romance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some,it was showing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fell in a river in front of a guy I was with it was a long long time ago he helped me out tbf to him lol"

Morto lol!!!

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By *inkypleasuresMan
over a year ago

my house

Maybe it doesnt count.

Once in my younger days i got chased out her house by her mother with a sweeping brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.

And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me."

Lol did the person you sat with not ask what you were doing sitting at his table!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up "

Times have changed then lol

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex

He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap

I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex

He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap

I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today

Tina "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.

And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me.

Lol did the person you sat with not ask what you were doing sitting at his table!! "

Its a long story Rose - will tell you in Waterford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.

And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me.

Lol did the person you sat with not ask what you were doing sitting at his table!!

Its a long story Rose - will tell you in Waterford"

lol I look forward to hearing that story so!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex

He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap

I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today

Tina "

I bet he reminds you of that incident every so often lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex

He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap

I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today

Tina "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex

He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap

I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today

Tina "

My first date since ex and had a lovely night, when we were going our seperate ways home, he leaned in to give me a kiss, I ran away.....

Again he stuck around.... still here

Jess

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby


"Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex

He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap

I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today

Tina

I bet he reminds you of that incident every so often lol!!! "

I thought id ruined him before id even gotten the chance to shag him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex

He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap

I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today

Tina

I bet he reminds you of that incident every so often lol!!!

I thought id ruined him before id even gotten the chance to shag him "

And lots more since!!!!

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby


"Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex

He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap

I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today

Tina

I bet he reminds you of that incident every so often lol!!!

I thought id ruined him before id even gotten the chance to shag him

And lots more since!!!! "

Mmmmmmm for sure

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin


"I took a sip of my drink, she told a joke and l smiled at here with the drink in my mouth and it went everywhere!!!"

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By *our midnight manMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Brought her into my local for the first time, then introduced her with my ex girlfriends name!

Absolutely mortified, sorry, sorry, sorr......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up

Times have changed then lol "

Oh they have

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By *our midnight manMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up

Times have changed then lol

Hi Bo Peep, judging by your profile pics, things have indeed changed! Lol

Oh they have "

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