FabSwingers.com forum: Man Flu

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

It's scientifically proven that Man Flu symptoms are more severe then regular flu that affects females , but does anyone have any home remedies that actually work ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know when you find out. I have a cold/flu ATM

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's scientifically proven that Man Flu symptoms are more severe then regular flu that affects females , but does anyone have any home remedies that actually work ?

Chop yer finger off

The pain will take your mind off it and then you'll really have something to whinge about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Ah sure that only a cold , I'm talking about a condition " man flu "

Much worse haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Hey it's just science, not my fault it's much worse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah sure that only a cold , I'm talking about a condition " man flu "

Much worse haha"

Shall we order a wreath then?

You can still type so you obviously didn't take my advice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

I'm actually multitasking and ambidextrous plus making stew :P

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually multitasking and ambidextrous plus making stew :P"

Ah here, if you're able to cook it's not man flu, get off the stage and let someone who's really sick have a grumble

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

It's a medical condition none the less ,

I didn't ask for such an affection and can't find any support groups, care-lines or home help, the struggle is real

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a glass of concrete and harden the fuck up. Seriously it's a stuffy head for about a day and a runny nose for 2 after that.

Man flu, me bollix

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a medical condition none the less ,

I didn't ask for such an affection and can't find any support groups, care-lines or home help, the struggle is real "

Not listening

La la la la la la la

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

So much for solidarity and my nose is actually blocked , sometimes two and then one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You poor thing lol..... Manuka honey and lemon in hot water and plenty of rest

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

It's ok for you having lady flu it's not even a condition

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's ok for you having lady flu it's not even a condition

So much for Ye young bucks lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Thank you petal , your virtual advise helps this real issue men need to open up and talk about X

God bless you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's ok for you having lady flu it's not even a condition

So much for Ye young bucks lol"

Don't make them like they used to, do they

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

That being said , I must be reaching the heights of an "older man" as we speak

every minute that passes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That being said , I must be reaching the heights of an "older man" as we speak

every minute that passes "

Your getting there alright

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County

"You poor thing lol..... Manuka honey and lemon in hot water and plenty of rest

Ah the manuka is great! Expensive gear but so good.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us olders have known worse. Sur in de war we used nettles. A stinging bollix always worked on distractin us from de flu symtoms

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Is that a dig or a compliment ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Now I like the sound of that. That's real man talk, did you wear gloves picking them or does the stingy hands distract from the balls which suppressed the flu ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You poor thing lol..... Manuka honey and lemon in hot water and plenty of rest

I heard of cases they had to shoot him down like a horse...it was too bad and no medication helps.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

I've been having horse line symptoms alot lately which brought me to this site.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male Ebola is horrific

Stay strong and keep the faith, you will get better

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Cheers dude , feels good to have some support in these tough times. Espically when I'm being told to drink concrete . I don't even have the energy to order ready mix , never mind mixing it myself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a scientific fact that the only cure for Male Ebola is a series of intense felatio treatments from enthusiastic ladies.

Let's hope you find some brave volunteers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

I'm sure we have some real nurses out there or even ones that will dress up. At least they can't catch "man flu"

Don't think they could handle it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You poor thing lol..... Manuka honey and lemon in hot water and plenty of rest

Ah the manuka is great! Expensive gear but so good. "

Am I wrong in thinking that pouring hot water over it destroys a lot of its benefits?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

I have it on my toast

I'm not sure how it bee-haves under high tempetuer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You poor thing lol..... Manuka honey and lemon in hot water and plenty of rest

Ah the manuka is great! Expensive gear but so good.

Am I wrong in thinking that pouring hot water over it destroys a lot of its benefits? "

No idea tbh it's always worked for me and my kids. Just easier for them to drink. Whatever works

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Scientists say that man flu is worse than flu because of the male hormone testosterone.

So, chicken soup will heat your nose and throat making the flu bacteria run and hide for somewhere cooler to live

mushroom soup especially white button mushrooms will increase anti viral production in the body to fight the bacteria. Cheese. Any kind of yellow coloured cheese. .It will boost the immune system with good bacteria or probiotics. Sweet potato which contains beta carotene and converts to vitamin A in in the body to strengthen your skin from recurring cold and flu viruses.Oranges, a natural handy shot of vitamin C that reduces symptoms drastically to just 8%.

I hope these tips help you. Get well soon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Fuck me, that deserves a well done , I feel so loved for you to take the time to type that X

Or was it dr.Google with nurse copy and paste ? Haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"It's scientifically proven that Man Flu symptoms are more severe then regular flu that affects females , but does anyone have any home remedies that actually work ?

Yes my remedy is: ladies give them very little attention and it will clear up much faster

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Fuck me, that deserves a well done , I feel so loved for you to take the time to type that X

Or was it dr.Google with nurse copy and paste ? Haha"

If hes good looking send him my way

Ive yet to develop an interest in women and if i do ill come looking for her

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Is that a professional opinion ? I need sound advise

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Is that a professional opinion ? I need sound advise "

Ive given ye sound advice! You asked for home remedies and i gave them to you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

That you did ,

Thank you very much

I will follow

Thanks X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I know cheap rates going at the undertakers if all else fails...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

I always seem to get very horny when i have the flu... Oh no i should be on the wankers thread

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Well if I don't reply in two days , send them out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsecret123 OP Man
over a year ago

local

Dunno if the doctor will cure that either

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread