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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Man, the Boy, and the Donkey

A MAN and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”

So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”

So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”

Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor Donkey of yours—you and your hulking son?”

The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the Donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the Donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.

The Moral of story is like FAB you try please everyone you can Kiss Your Ass Goodbye .....

Happy Fabbing

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Ur bloody right haha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last a MWCO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last a MWCO "

Ha ha it took me a minute to figure out what the words meant lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I still have no idea but has smiling and flutter eye emoji so must be good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will someone tell ke what MWCO means as google says Molecular Waste Cut Off and i am assuming its not that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone tell ke what MWCO means as google says Molecular Waste Cut Off and i am assuming its not that "

Man With Cop On I think. As in I think that's what it means, not I think that's what you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone tell ke what MWCO means as google says Molecular Waste Cut Off and i am assuming its not that "

MWCO = Man With Cop On!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone tell ke what MWCO means as google says Molecular Waste Cut Off and i am assuming its not that

Man With Cop On I think. As in I think that's what it means, not I think that's what you are "

lol Sally!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol awwwww jaysus the poor donkey!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone tell ke what MWCO means as google says Molecular Waste Cut Off and i am assuming its not that

Man With Cop On I think. As in I think that's what it means, not I think that's what you are

lol Sally!!!! "

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

.... I dont get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will someone tell ke what MWCO means as google says Molecular Waste Cut Off and i am assuming its not that

MWCO = Man With Cop On!!! "

So it was a compliment nice one that you Miss Car lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thank you i meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol awwwww jaysus the poor donkey!!! "

No Donkey was harmed in this Hypothetical Moral Story

If anything that you think related to yourself and wish to discuss feel free to msg our 24hr Helpline at AgonyUncleJock PO Box WannaSeeUnderMyKilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol awwwww jaysus the poor donkey!!!

No Donkey was harmed in this Hypothetical Moral Story

If anything that you think related to yourself and wish to discuss feel free to msg our 24hr Helpline at AgonyUncleJock PO Box WannaSeeUnderMyKilt "

Dear Mr.Agony,

We are round the stable table atm discussing this issue. Our Drowned Dead Donkey Dept will be intouch with yourself on our outcome and findings on this gravely serious matter!!

Yours Sincerely

Mrs.Hoof

(Shit shoveller and Rose Tender)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol awwwww jaysus the poor donkey!!!

No Donkey was harmed in this Hypothetical Moral Story

If anything that you think related to yourself and wish to discuss feel free to msg our 24hr Helpline at AgonyUncleJock PO Box WannaSeeUnderMyKilt

Dear Mr.Agony,

We are round the stable table atm discussing this issue. Our Drowned Dead Donkey Dept will be intouch with yourself on our outcome and findings on this gravely serious matter!!

Yours Sincerely

Mrs.Hoof

(Shit shoveller and Rose Tender)

"

The is automated office response...

due to cut backs after Government grant.not granted our 24hr service is no longer and our offices are open now 9am to 5pm Tuesday to Friday.

Sorry for Inconvience and will respond to your enquiry at the earliest time...

Kind Regards

AgonyUncleJock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those opening times have been duly noted....and also complaint lodged with Ombudsman about false advertising!!!

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