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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Iv once scalded my stomach with hot pancake batter whilst flipping pancakes in my birthday suit in an effort to be the sexy chef ( or most likely the lazy chef unwilling to Don clothes ) I just missed my cock and balls which was a stroke of luck ( no pun and all that ) , left me with a scar on my naval which resembled Harry potters lightning strike for a few weeks.

Was just glad not to batter and fry my balls which would be just taking it a level to far for food play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot..."

Are you sure she didn't say super hot and you misinterpreted her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot..."

You are kidding me ya??? Lol

I burned my tummy the ONE AND ONLY TIME I IRONED ANYTHING! !!! Got a bad fright after that!!

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

I wasn't naked at the time but I got shot close range right on the head of my cock once with a paint ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bc (before children) I used to iron naked, as I am always really warm, and I often got burnt on my tummy!

I used to cook naked too back then and the worst injury was draining pasta and the boiling water went awry... burnt boobies!

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By *lusiveladyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Carpet burns in the knees can be very very sore.. Obviously speaking from experience! Far too caught up in the moment to realise it at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a really really tall guy once who ended up with carpet burn on his forehead. We had gotten so into he didn't notice until it was too late

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Having sex in a mate's apartment. I'm sitting on the toilet seat she's straddling me. The feckin seat splits & proceeds to close again on my ass..... Ouch!!!!

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Gotta hate those nippers

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Was a bad pal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot..."

Yea fupin eejit Yea , you must of had it bad to attempt that one I'm not sure how that would even come up in conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot...

You are kidding me ya??? Lol

I burned my tummy the ONE AND ONLY TIME I IRONED ANYTHING! !!! Got a bad fright after that!! "

Take it off next time Ruby...

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By *eauhoMan
over a year ago

City Centre

I was sunbathing naked and slipped on some rocks and broke my elbow. Tough getting dressed again and driving home!

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Burned my bum on an incredibly hot radiator once while being f***** against every wall in the house

I let out a scream, he thought it was from enjoyment and carried on- had quite a nice sized burn on my behind for a good while after...... But it was worth it!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

banjo string bitten off by a girl i kept calling the wrong name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"banjo string bitten off by a girl i kept calling the wrong name. "
ok.....that wins JESUS CHRIST OUCH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"banjo string bitten off by a girl i kept calling the wrong name. "

OMG vomit...

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"banjo string bitten off by a girl i kept calling the wrong name. "

Oh sweet f*ck, that's assault, did you do anything about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"banjo string bitten off by a girl i kept calling the wrong name. "

Omfg ouch

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"banjo string bitten off by a girl i kept calling the wrong name.

Oh sweet f*ck, that's assault, did you do anything about that?"

i didn't realise till the next morning

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

Cock caught in the zipper a few times over the years ouch!!

Can see why button flys on jeans are safer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was ironing uniform shirt one evening, left iron stand for second, my son was talking too me, hand was on ironing board while turned too reply back, iron fell, and onto top of hand,

OUCh!!!

A & E straight away,

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By *red1972Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

For a bit of fun we rubbed icy/hot on our nipples. But I made the mistake of scratching my bits... that hurt. Not a naked one but had an ex-gf sprain a testicle of mine by squeezing it because she didn't like the song I was singing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked chef .. Scotch bonnet chlli .. Penis .. Tears .. Hand to eye .. More tears and so on and so forth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having sex with an ex in the shower and she fainted....i didn't know wat to do!!

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