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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

Electrical work in exchange for sexual favours, Too busy to play but always working ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Electrical work in exchange for sexual favours, Too busy to play but always working ?"

Shocking

This jokes been around the circuit a bit but don't blow your fuse

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I'm tripping out here, why so negetive ?

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira

You need the spark put back into your life

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I used to be such a live wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let it phase you

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is this an old thread or is it still current?

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

Thanks , positivity brings good energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't let it phase you"

You're on fire tonight

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira

Dont blow what ever you do

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I'm trying to amp it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you charge for that?

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira

No but he acts in inpulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't let it phase you

You're on fire tonight "

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but he acts in inpulse "

That's the pits

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I'm offering a free service in exchange but if you wanna pay just wire me the money

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"No but he acts in inpulse

That's the pits"

I know i should have wrote yeah you pay by the meter ffs

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

Hahaha, be careful about talking about Meters , people will get turned off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but he acts in inpulse

That's the pits

I know i should have wrote yeah you pay by the meter ffs "

Or by the meet in this particular case

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"Hahaha, be careful about talking about Meters , people will get turned off "

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"No but he acts in inpulse

That's the pits

I know i should have wrote yeah you pay by the meter ffs

Or by the meet in this particular case "

Who op or me or both perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but he acts in inpulse

That's the pits

I know i should have wrote yeah you pay by the meter ffs

Or by the meet in this particular case

Who op or me or both perhaps "

The op is offering to trade

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I had the light bulb go off and had the good idea , get your own service

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"I had the light bulb go off and had the good idea , get your own service "

Pmsl now you cant blame a lad for trying all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be more grounded or is it just a passing phase?

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

Glad you had a change in polarity

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I was told from a young age I had a bad earth

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"You should be more grounded or is it just a passing phase?"

I'm not playing no more, this game is shocking

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I could play all night , I'm wired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more grounded or is it just a passing phase?

I'm not playing no more, this game is shocking "

Dont be so negative.

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"You should be more grounded or is it just a passing phase?

I'm not playing no more, this game is shocking

Dont be so negative. "

I'm usually all positive but i'm not feeling anything at all now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be more grounded or is it just a passing phase?

I'm not playing no more, this game is shocking

Dont be so negative.

I'm usually all positive but i'm not feeling anything at all now "

I'm tripping out here.

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"You should be more grounded or is it just a passing phase?

I'm not playing no more, this game is shocking

Dont be so negative.

I'm usually all positive but i'm not feeling anything at all now

I'm tripping out here. "

Sounds like you need to get yourself tested

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Is the op AC or DC

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

Neither , but I once got thunderstruck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the op AC or DC "

If he doesn't pay attention he'll be thunderstruck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither , but I once got thunderstruck "

Pipped lol

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

Your on my wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your on my wave "

shocking really...just shocking.

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I'm genuinely looking for ladies to hire my wire , but you guys are draining my batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm genuinely looking for ladies to hire my wire , but you guys are draining my batteries "

I think you'd better get a recharge then as it looks like you've got dry cells.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"Electrical work in exchange for sexual favours, Too busy to play but always working ?"

At first I thought this tread was revolting.

Then I thought it was a form of assault and battery.

But I figured you are one of those guys that does it till it hertz?

Ultimatly, my resistance to post further in this thread has been overcome by my capacitance to reason clearly.

Lastly, I think the mods should un plug this tread, its lost its spark, if not I am going to switch to another topic.

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

Hahaha, lights are off but nobody home

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was going to post but couldn't think of another pun. I mean, I wouldn't want to look like a ....hehe....wouldnt want to look like a SPOON! Haha

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh no! Hold on.....

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That doesn't work....

....bugger.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"That doesn't work....

....bugger. "

Yeah, you've just lost your spark in this thread.

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

This thread was just full of energy

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow


"Electrical work in exchange for sexual favours, Too busy to play but always working ?

At first I thought this tread was revolting.

Then I thought it was a form of assault and battery.

But I figured you are one of those guys that does it till it hertz?

Ultimatly, my resistance to post further in this thread has been overcome by my capacitance to reason clearly.

Lastly, I think the mods should un plug this tread, its lost its spark, if not I am going to switch to another topic. "

This thread has generated a considerable amount of flux and opposite polarities. It badly needs to be synchronised.

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I have a wire to be pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Electrical work in exchange for sexual favours, Too busy to play but always working ?

At first I thought this tread was revolting.

Then I thought it was a form of assault and battery.

But I figured you are one of those guys that does it till it hertz?

Ultimatly, my resistance to post further in this thread has been overcome by my capacitance to reason clearly.

Lastly, I think the mods should un plug this tread, its lost its spark, if not I am going to switch to another topic. "

Did he just pull the plug on this?

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I'm not sure, I'm just here trying to make new connections...

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Op it's very important that you remain grounded.

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

Agreed , in just glad I'm not easily insulated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread still current?

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"Op it's very important that you remain grounded. "

Hello John. Good to see you back on the circuit, thanks for being in contact and relaying your ample contributions.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

This thread has created a surge and needs an earth spike

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Op it's very important that you remain grounded.

Hello John. Good to see you back on the circuit, thanks for being in contact and relaying your ample contributions. "

Thanks man, I'm currently overloaded with support. Getting messages from some of the joules of fab royalty. But you know me, I'll take wattever comes. I put up no resistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo! I got tickets for The new U.S. President's inauguration in January.

I guess I'm going to....D.C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op it's very important that you remain grounded.

Hello John. Good to see you back on the circuit, thanks for being in contact and relaying your ample contributions.

Thanks man, I'm currently overloaded with support. Getting messages from some of the joules of fab royalty. But you know me, I'll take wattever comes. I put up no resistance.

"

A right live wire

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I'm trying to terminate this thread , but I'm impressed with a series of you comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It hasn't gone flat yet.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm trying to terminate this thread , but I'm impressed with a series of you comments "

It's been quite illuminating.

Even though some of the puns are quite forced,

Tesla what, let's just drop it for now?

You're all discharged.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

If we started another thread we could run it in parallel or wait till this one is finished and run in series

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"If we started another thread we could run it in parallel or wait till this one is finished and run in series "

You hit the nail on the Edison!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we started another thread we could run it in parallel or wait till this one is finished and run in series

You hit the nail on the Edison!"

Watt?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"If we started another thread we could run it in parallel or wait till this one is finished and run in series

You hit the nail on the Edison!

Watt?"

Don't mind me I'm staying neutral in this.

I've outlines all the positives and negatives on this van de Graff

Ouch. These puns are getting so bad perhaps it's time to call it a Faraday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we started another thread we could run it in parallel or wait till this one is finished and run in series

You hit the nail on the Edison!

Watt?

Don't mind me I'm staying neutral in this.

I've outlines all the positives and negatives on this van de Graff

Ouch. These puns are getting so bad perhaps it's time to call it a Faraday."

You need putting in a cage man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any plumbers to fix a leaky tap in my Kitchen?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Any plumbers to fix a leaky tap in my Kitchen?"

You're disrupting the flow of the thread ya drip!

Now we gotta clear the blockage.

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

I feel its switched over to you and now I'm feeling static

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I feel its switched over to you and now I'm feeling static "

Don't think yoire getting these puns for free.

I gotta charge you.

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By *rsecret123 OP   Man
over a year ago

local

You ohm me by law , you can wire it to my account after I send you the bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any plumbers to fix a leaky tap in my Kitchen?

You're disrupting the flow of the thread ya drip!

Now we gotta clear the blockage. "

. Think the blockage has cleared lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theirs no spark witout a flame,

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A right few bright sparks on here. Keep er lit.

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

I need some wiring done but alas your experience seems to be in plugs rather than sockets, or maybe you switch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have yiz no ohms to go to?

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