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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests? "

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What does your lady think of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests? "

From the uk? They downsized to 6 with me lol

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests?

From the uk? They downsized to 6 with me lol"

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk "

You'd have let her if you could use a tissue?

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

No way yuk she was disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk "

Wait... She wanted to what on your what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk

Wait... She wanted to what on your what?? "

And you though 11 men was a weird request

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk

Wait... She wanted to what on your what??

And you though 11 men was a weird request "

I haven't even had two yet!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests?

From the uk? They downsized to 6 with me lol"

maybe they found a woman to take 5 and needed you to take the other 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests?

From the uk? They downsized to 6 with me lol

maybe they found a woman to take 5 and needed you to take the other 6"

Or thought they'd found someone to have 11 and these were the est of the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests? "

Them fucking Waltons will try anything to relieve the boredom up on Walton mountain

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk

You'd have let her if you could use a tissue? "

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One sheet does plenty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since"

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That is all very well!

But you really did enjoy the Cidona night!

You pressed all the buttons that night, both A and B!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

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That is all very well!

But you really did enjoy the Cidona night!

You pressed all the buttons that night, both A and B!!"

I know...swallowed the lot lol but cidona and lilt are two different ball games as for A and B they were great but I couldn't find the C button you kept asking me to look for

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since"

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk

Wait... She wanted to what on your what?? "

That's OK I haven't a clue what he's saying either.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Was once asked if I would hide in wardrobe while a woman was fucked by her husband. He wouldn't know I was there apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked recently if I would pull down my knickers,write his name across my ass with red lipstick take a pic and send it too him, all before he even said hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons "

Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk

Wait... She wanted to what on your what??

And you though 11 men was a weird request

I haven't even had two yet! "

....virgin...

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons

Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's

"

Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons

Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's

Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon "

But not a totally tropical taste lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Offers of cash to piss on guys. More than once

Often get asked DIY advice for some reason

Lots of cpls with specific requests around cuckolding type stuff. Usually involves lots of messaging beforehand and they lose me there tho

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"A guy asked recently if I would pull down my knickers,write his name across my ass with red lipstick take a pic and send it too him, all before he even said hello "

Did you reply "I'm on my own here, that's easier said than done!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked recently if I would pull down my knickers,write his name across my ass with red lipstick take a pic and send it too him, all before he even said hello "

And if he had said hello first lmao the cheek of him

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons

Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's

Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon

But not a totally tropical taste lol"

Maybe not but it would definitly both worth a diet break afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons

Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's

Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon

But not a totally tropical taste lol

Maybe not but it would definitly both worth a diet break afterwards "

Diet is always worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was once asked if I would hide in wardrobe while a woman was fucked by her husband. He wouldn't know I was there apparently."

Rented an apartment in Limerick and there was a guy in wardrobe peeping at us while we were having sex. Was that you? Do you live there now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked recently if I would pull down my knickers,write his name across my ass with red lipstick take a pic and send it too him, all before he even said hello

And if he had said hello first lmao the cheek of him"

Some manners is always a good thing, once he wasn't expecting me to use my Mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked recently if I would pull down my knickers,write his name across my ass with red lipstick take a pic and send it too him, all before he even said hello

Did you reply "I'm on my own here, that's easier said than done!""

I would imagine quite tricky..not that I tried

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons

Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's

Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon

But not a totally tropical taste lol

Maybe not but it would definitly both worth a diet break afterwards

Diet is always worth it"

Never a truer word said, i dont normally smoke but sometimes i do after a meet lol

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick


"Was once asked if I would hide in wardrobe while a woman was fucked by her husband. He wouldn't know I was there apparently.

Rented an apartment in Limerick and there was a guy in wardrobe peeping at us while we were having sex. Was that you? Do you live there now? "

That would be telling. Ask your Mrs lol. It was her idea. I'm still in Limerick. That made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was once asked if I would hide in wardrobe while a woman was fucked by her husband. He wouldn't know I was there apparently."

Hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked before to go to the back entrance of the local army barracks put my boobs through the bars so some fella could suck on them while he wanked himself

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira


"I was asked before to go to the back entrance of the local army barracks put my boobs through the bars so some fella could suck on them while he wanked himself "

Sounds like it would have been feeding time at the zoo lol

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Yeah three women asked me to call to their hotel room so they could all have their wicked way with me for hours and hours until we fell into a big sweaty heap.... oh no hang on that wasn't a request that was last night's dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked by a lady if we're having sex and she is wearing crutchless knickers answer she cum in them would I put them on so she could do reverse cowgirl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These are hilarious

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

"

How many did ye pick up??

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By *s2b3cMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Even weirder requests will be the people messaging you to find out what hos details are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons

Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's

Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon

But not a totally tropical taste lol

Maybe not but it would definitly both worth a diet break afterwards

Diet is always worth it

Never a truer word said, i dont normally smoke but sometimes i do after a meet lol "

Smokin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

How many did ye pick up??"

One....YOU!!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

How many did ye pick up??

One....YOU!! "

I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk

You'd have let her if you could use a tissue?

.

One sheet does plenty!!"

Juan Sssshhhheeeet is plenty, love that ad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah three women asked me to call to their hotel room so they could all have their wicked way with me for hours and hours until we fell into a big sweaty heap.... oh no hang on that wasn't a request that was last night's dream "

Dreams have a habit of coming true on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

How many did ye pick up??

One....YOU!!

I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me "

Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To inseminate and create a beautiful Cub-beast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To inseminate and create a beautiful Cub-beast "

Did someone actually want you to knock her up?

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick


"I was asked by a lady if we're having sex and she is wearing crutchless knickers answer she cum in them would I put them on so she could do reverse cowgirl. "

I thought all knickers would be crutchless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To inseminate and create a beautiful Cub-beast

Did someone actually want you to knock her up? "

Yes

Clearly a mentalist

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

How many did ye pick up??

One....YOU!!

I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me

Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag "

"Best ever"....your words

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

.

That is all very well!

But you really did enjoy the Cidona night!

You pressed all the buttons that night, both A and B!!

I know...swallowed the lot lol but cidona and lilt are two different ball games as for A and B they were great but I couldn't find the C button you kept asking me to look for"

.

It was right under your nose all the time!!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.

I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!

Haven't heard from him since

What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons "

.

Crikey I'm not going to even suggest that again!

Too dangerous!

Once bitten....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

How many did ye pick up??

One....YOU!!

I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me

Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag

"Best ever"....your words "

Keep taking da tablets!!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

How many did ye pick up??

One....YOU!!

I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me

Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag

"Best ever"....your words

Keep taking da tablets!!"

Lmao you keep coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

How many did ye pick up??

One....YOU!!

I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me

Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag

"Best ever"....your words

Keep taking da tablets!!

Lmao you keep coming back "

Dito..babes

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...

Like..wtf

How many did ye pick up??

One....YOU!!

I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me

Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag

"Best ever"....your words

Keep taking da tablets!!

Lmao you keep coming back

Dito..babes "

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By *ilverriverMan
over a year ago

tullamore

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