FabSwingers.com forum: Banana hammock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tonight I've been wearing the banana hammock, that I bought in Ann Summers, all night under my jeans while out on town, and I must say it's not as uncomfortable as I thought it would be.

So here's a question for the ladies:

If you were to undress a man, and it turned out he was wearing a banana hammock... Would you throw him out?

Here's one for the guys:

Have you tried wearing it an entire evening? How was it?

And now for everyone:

What you think of the banana hammock?

Sexy?

Turn off?

Ok just for the laugh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wouldn't kick him out... but how I'd laugh and laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never heard of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive never heard of this

I'm wearing it in my profile picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wouldn't kick him out... but how I'd laugh and laugh

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never heard of this

I'm wearing it in my profile picture.

Don't look it's a trick!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive never heard of this

I'm wearing it in my profile picture.

Don't look it's a trick!!

Don't even have to open my profile to see. Just check mini-picture next to my name. :P

Of course... You don't see it properly there though, so might as well pop on over for a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again Norse...you absolute gem of a gent. Were you wearing that the night of the party in cork lol

Ladies, be nice this guy is a sweetie with a great sense of humour

The hammock looks different and if sprang on me... I would probably giggle too but it shows your sense of fun and adventure

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I luv wearing them all d time

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By *ndulgemeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Turn off sorry

Does it come in installments maybe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wouldn't kick him out... but how I'd laugh and laugh

Me too

And me.

How awful tho when you realise they don't mean it as a joke. I think I'd laugh more then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello again Norse...you absolute gem of a gent. Were you wearing that the night of the party in cork lol

Ladies, be nice this guy is a sweetie with a great sense of humour

The hammock looks different and if sprang on me... I would probably giggle too but it shows your sense of fun and adventure

Frisky the lady.

I can take some bashing as I don't take myself serious either. Though I don't see any bashing here yet. :P

Didn't own one back then, so no. I wasn't wearing it that night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No wouldn't kick him out... but how I'd laugh and laugh

Me too

And me.

How awful tho when you realise they don't mean it as a joke. I think I'd laugh more then

I bought it just for the laugh. So I'm glad to see the majority so far seem to be taking it the way I intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello again Norse...you absolute gem of a gent. Were you wearing that the night of the party in cork lol

Ladies, be nice this guy is a sweetie with a great sense of humour

The hammock looks different and if sprang on me... I would probably giggle too but it shows your sense of fun and adventure

Frisky the lady.

I can take some bashing as I don't take myself serious either. Though I don't see any bashing here yet. :P

Didn't own one back then, so no. I wasn't wearing it that night.

Hello dahling

Didn't notice you walking funny but a lot of guy's were walking funny that night lol so even if you were, you would have got away with it.

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By *ndulgemeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"No wouldn't kick him out... but how I'd laugh and laugh

Me too

And me.

How awful tho when you realise they don't mean it as a joke. I think I'd laugh more then

I bought it just for the laugh. So I'm glad to see the majority so far seem to be taking it the way I intended.

It was only the hammock I was commenting on . It might double as an eye patch for a fancy dress party .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No wouldn't kick him out... but how I'd laugh and laugh

Me too

And me.

How awful tho when you realise they don't mean it as a joke. I think I'd laugh more then

I bought it just for the laugh. So I'm glad to see the majority so far seem to be taking it the way I intended.

It was only the hammock I was commenting on . It might double as an eye patch for a fancy dress party ."

Now that's an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wouldn't kick him out... but how I'd laugh and laugh

Me too

And me.

How awful tho when you realise they don't mean it as a joke. I think I'd laugh more then

One eyed eye patch lol

I bought it just for the laugh. So I'm glad to see the majority so far seem to be taking it the way I intended.

It was only the hammock I was commenting on . It might double as an eye patch for a fancy dress party ."

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