FabSwingers.com forum: Friday swingers joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who is the most popular guy in a swingers club, the guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands. Who is the most popular lady, the one who can get the last one without using hers.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swinger hot to 101

how do you unlock the door

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One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she says, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

"Well, give me some examples." says the man.

The lady explains, "Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn't for me either." Then she asks, "How do you unlock your door?"

"Well," said the man, "Before I do anything else, I lick the lock..

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swinger hot to 101

how do you unlock the door

**********************************

One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she says, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

"Well, give me some examples." says the man.

"Well," said the man, "Before I do anything else, I lick the lock..

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple wanted to brighten up their sex life so he sugggests to turn off the light and he puts a flavoured condom on his cock. She has to suck his cock, in the dark, and guess what flavour he has on.

Great she says that sounds exciting.

So he turns off the light and she sucks his cock and declares "aha its cheese n onion!!"

He replies " for fuck sake wait, i havent put any on yet!!