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By *uaveGent OP   Man
over a year ago

dublin

1) couples profiles that are just close ups of vagina and japs eye.

2) new validations that are for years old meets

3) that Sydney University thing

4) 50 Shades of Gray fanz.

5) untidy bedrooms in selfies (if you're having sex in the picture you're excused)

6) 'straight' men emailing straight men offering 'a suck'.

7) the only mail in your inbox being the 'thank you for renewing ' from Fabs.

8) people putting up meets and hiding their profiles

9) profiles with no validations writing really porno status updates.

10) '10.15 - shithotcouple joins Fabs'

'10.16 - shithotcouple validated by single male

10.17 - check shithotcouple's profile.. 'NO SINGLE MALES'

Anymore?

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Chatting for while with a profile, getting on really well and trying to plan a meet..... And then they decide to leave fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being friendzoned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single males slagging off single males???

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By *uaveGent OP   Man
over a year ago

dublin


"Being friendzoned "

Ha! Friendzoned? You're LUCKY.. Try notevenfriendzoned!

11) single female privlidge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating tripe while watching a felching video. .....wait..!!!..wrong thread. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being friendzoned

Ha! Friendzoned? You're LUCKY.. Try notevenfriendzoned!

11) single female privlidge "

I'll friend zone if you're that desperate

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By *aceyracersCouple
over a year ago

nearby

People with multiple profiles

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"People with multiple profiles "

Guys who don't understand the word straight and who have multiple profile but still can't spell so its easy to recognise them....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"People with multiple profiles "

Profile pics either a hot set of legs u can't fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who don't understand how to read 'no dick pics'

Closely followed by those who lie about their age

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By *ienDePlusCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Howz uz?

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By *exyDownUnderWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath

Face pics sent, then you meet and find the pics were at least 10yrs old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being friendzoned "

Who in there right mind would friendzone u?? ??

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By *aceyracersCouple
over a year ago

nearby


"People with multiple profiles

Profile pics either a hot set of legs u can't fab "

I friend the ones I find hot first and then they can fab pics all they like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being gazumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not here to fuck the whole site" but clearly have Own it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being gazumped "

relax you're ungazumable and no I don't care that spell check doesn't recognise that as a word...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't travel can't accom...... still trying to figure out the logistics of that.

Do they meet in coffee shops and fuck in bus stations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Not here to fuck the whole site" but clearly have Own it "

Totally agree with this, it's a swinging website at the end of the day!!

Also couples who ask for face picks but won't send any to you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't travel can't accom...... still trying to figure out the logistics of that.

Do they meet in coffee shops and fuck in bus stations "

Close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interested in meeting men and women...except men are blocked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face pics sent, then you meet and find the pics were at least 10yrs old!"

Or taken 10 stone ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face pics sent, then you meet and find the pics were at least 10yrs old!

Or taken 10 stone ago"

You need disciplined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using updates like Facebook. Particular is there local...... very annoying

Couples who post a meeting for that evening and in some cases straight away..... because ready to change my busy shedule to possibly but the guy your looking for..... I'm joking pick me, pick me ! I'm just out of the shower and have a bag packed wit condoms and lube !

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By *ornyunicornWoman
over a year ago

Sligo

Being stood up with no message saying they need to cancel.

Bareback pics even with couples as u don't know if that is there partner.

Mails just saying fancy a fuck

Women saying they r bisexual nd they don't reply wen u mail them.

Saying ur not interested nd then being questioned why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face pics sent, then you meet and find the pics were at least 10yrs old!

Or taken 10 stone ago

You need disciplined "

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face pics sent, then you meet and find the pics were at least 10yrs old!

Or taken 10 stone ago

You need disciplined

Tease"

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up vagina pics.... like a cock they all look the same and Im fucked if I know what to do with one anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pic hunters

Men pretending to be women

Men pretending to be a couple

Men who think they can talk you into meeting them after you've told them you're not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pic hunters

Men pretending to be women

Men pretending to be a couple

Men who think they can talk you into meeting them after you've told them you're not interested "

But I'm sure he's a lovely guy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women to have the impression they're supermodels cos horny guys are gagging for anything...

And then become arrogant because of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of interest ad offers but when you let everyone know a date you are free and hotel booked you end up sitting in said hotel eating pizza alone watching footloose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of interest ad offers but when you let everyone know a date you are free and hotel booked you end up sitting in said hotel eating pizza alone watching footloose. "

Or washing the dishes and ironing all morning Would of enjoyed footloose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of interest ad offers but when you let everyone know a date you are free and hotel booked you end up sitting in said hotel eating pizza alone watching footloose.

Or washing the dishes and ironing all morning Would of enjoyed footloose "

I'd rather watch paint dry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of interest ad offers but when you let everyone know a date you are free and hotel booked you end up sitting in said hotel eating pizza alone watching footloose. "

Awww well no need to go that far... id come for the pizza !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd have more luck if I just advertised a pizza party/movie night next time and give up on the play meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of interest ad offers but when you let everyone know a date you are free and hotel booked you end up sitting in said hotel eating pizza alone watching footloose.

Or washing the dishes and ironing all morning Would of enjoyed footloose

I'd rather watch paint dry !

"

Lol you volunteering to paint for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of interest ad offers but when you let everyone know a date you are free and hotel booked you end up sitting in said hotel eating pizza alone watching footloose.

Or washing the dishes and ironing all morning Would of enjoyed footloose

I'd rather watch paint dry !

Lol you volunteering to paint for me "

Any time..... so long as it's body paint ! Anything else and your on your own :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'd have more luck if I just advertised a pizza party/movie night next time and give up on the play meets "

Might not be a bad idea... sure doesn't pizza contain 1 of your 5 a day haha

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Receiving a message from a couple where the male states on his profile that he's straight. You're asked to come round for some fun. Just when you think this is going to happen you're asked, "Are you bi?" You of course reply and say that you're not bi, and that's the last you hear from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being outside the age range of someone you fancy

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


""Not here to fuck the whole site" but clearly have Own it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much of the above would be resolved if they read and heeded your profile...now that's a fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentalists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentalists "

I enjoyed the tv series 'The Mentalist'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being outside the age range of someone you fancy "
......being outside the species of someone you fancy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up pics of assholes mens or womens..I dont want to see none..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close up pics of assholes mens or womens..I dont want to see none.."

Lot of pics of assholes on here alright hahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close up pics of assholes mens or womens..I dont want to see none..

Lot of pics of assholes on here alright hahha"

Yep quite a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentalists

I enjoyed the tv series 'The Mentalist' "

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being friendzoned "

Sup Bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting winks or messages from profiles asking if your interested in them but they have no pictures and have 'will fill in later' on their interests...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies that view your profile and move on without so much as a "Hello, just passing through. Enjoy your day."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting winks or messages from profiles asking if your interested in them but they have no pictures and have 'will fill in later' on their interests..."

Are they offering to fill you in later...and you are turning them down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysis, I'd settle for a trip around the ring road of the friend zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People going off topic .... Jesus Christ those are massive Baaaaazzzzuuuuuukkkkkkk......sorry what was I saying again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbies who have meet nobody with a list of grievances a mile long . Nobody is forcing them to stay .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being gazumped "
fibber I wasn't there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being friendzoned "

Yeah this totally sucks

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By *exyDownUnderWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath

Spellings on profiles. It's ladies not lady's!

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby


"Chatting for while with a profile, getting on really well and trying to plan a meet..... And then they decide to leave fab "

We're still here

Tina

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By *itreMan
over a year ago

killarney

The dreaded "upper" age filters.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Women saying they r bisexual nd they don't reply wen u mail them.

Saying ur not interested nd then being questioned why not

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Maybe just maybe, the second one answers the first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with multiple profiles "

Definitely this!

You block someone and hey presto they use their other profiles or a fake one to keep tabs on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Not here to fuck the whole site" but clearly have Own it

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Quality over quantity and over 200 verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spellings on profiles. It's ladies not lady's!

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Depends on the context surely?

Spelling lessons

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Bad spelling, bad grammar but hey, it's not English class I suppose.

Funniest is when they list "interested in men, women, couples..." all the categories and then put age range 99-99

Bet they're wondering why nobody contacts them

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By *o pants partyCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Couples who advertise for a meet at least once a month .... yet never do ... have their verifies hiding ..but still going to see the same thing next month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad spelling, bad grammar but hey, it's not English class I suppose.

Funniest is when they list "interested in men, women, couples..." all the categories and then put age range 99-99

Bet they're wondering why nobody contacts them "

I saw that on a profile recently... age range 99-99...

Maybe she's 10 years older than her pics...err there weren't any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- the sad individuals who cannot bear to see others enjoying their involvement here without using threatening behaviour and the bullying tactics of a school-playground who try to expose others for being here - when they themselves are here too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock Blockers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two single males?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock Blockers "

Can you get cream for that?

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"Cock Blockers

Can you get cream for that? "

People with no profile pics or avatars posting on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with multiple profiles

Definitely this!

You block someone and hey presto they use their other profiles or a fake one to keep tabs on you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have 89 problems less than Jay Z

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"Being friendzoned "

I doubt that happens too often in here

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By *heoldhippyMan
over a year ago

Midleton


"Being friendzoned "

Whats 'friendzoned'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guys looking for pics from straight guys.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

OK that's more than 10 things.....its Friday....relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock Blockers

Can you get cream for that?

People with no profile pics or avatars posting on the forums."

See the forum police are still active.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single females who are nut jobs....

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Single females who are nut jobs.... "

Some of them are mad craic though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single females who are nut jobs....

Some of them are mad craic though "

And some are just mad

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

The friend zone

Being questioned after you say 'No thanks'

People who look time after time but don't message

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Single females who are nut jobs....

Some of them are mad craic though

And some are just mad "

Indeed, it appears that you are correct. And some of us are purely here for the craic (adjust spelling as required)

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By *ssalotCouple
over a year ago

dungannon

..good single males leaving fab.... ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a lady you regularly played with at chameleons and you can't message them because your outside their age range, didn't worry her about my age when she was bouncing on my cock and swallowing my spunk!! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happened us few weeks ago ,not a nice thing but was worth watching him leave again no false pics for us zero tolerance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) couples profiles that are just close ups of vagina and japs eye.

2) new validations that are for years old meets

3) that Sydney University thing

4) 50 Shades of Gray fanz.

5) untidy bedrooms in selfies (if you're having sex in the picture you're excused)

6) 'straight' men emailing straight men offering 'a suck'.

7) the only mail in your inbox being the 'thank you for renewing ' from Fabs.

8) people putting up meets and hiding their profiles

9) profiles with no validations writing really porno status updates.

10) '10.15 - shithotcouple joins Fabs'

'10.16 - shithotcouple validated by single male

10.17 - check shithotcouple's profile.. 'NO SINGLE MALES'

Anymore?

"

This is the hilarious and so true ahhah love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another good one that you missed single female or couple fabs your pic you check out there profile to start a conversation and you see not in your age range or not looking for single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor spelling and grammar, and messages which are undoubtedly nothing more than a copy and paste effort.

I recently posted a meet on fab, received greater than 400 messages. More than 300 had not made any effort, primarily copy and paste efforts, and of course there were the usual 'They're/Their/There and Your/You're' efforts.

The poor spelling and grammar kill it for me tbh.

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when messages are sent to us and they ask "who am I speaking to?"

We have a couples profile, we only meet as a couple and no you are not special or extraordinary enough that we are going to play apart.

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By *ohnwd444Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

When you have been chatting for about a week, meet arranged, hotel organised and then a mystery illness or a relation unexpectedly calls over and they can't make it....grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spellings on profiles. It's ladies not lady's!

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Surely it depends on the context?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women having their period on the day of the meet

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Being accused of copy and paste messaging.

Friend requests from someone who hasn't even said hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with no pics ....... how are you meant to know whats on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when messages are sent to us and they ask "who am I speaking to?"

We have a couples profile, we only meet as a couple and no you are not special or extraordinary enough that we are going to play apart. "

Its still nice to know who your chatting to?

I always ask am I speaking to mr or mrs

Don't see why that's a problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading an actual good message

Then 2 min later

User no longer on site lol

What's the point......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who can't take no for an answer and keep sending you messages so you have no choice but to block them.

Ones who don't read your profile. No picture no reply. Simples.

Same old story ... different day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who can't take no for an answer and keep sending you messages so you have no choice but to block them.

Ones who don't read your profile. No picture no reply. Simples.

Same old story ... different day... "

Mix it up a bit by not replying at all to the guys who don't interest you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) couples profiles that are just close ups of vagina and japs eye.

2) new validations that are for years old meets

3) that Sydney University thing

4) 50 Shades of Gray fanz.

5) untidy bedrooms in selfies (if you're having sex in the picture you're excused)

6) 'straight' men emailing straight men offering 'a suck'.

7) the only mail in your inbox being the 'thank you for renewing ' from Fabs.

8) people putting up meets and hiding their profiles

9) profiles with no validations writing really porno status updates.

10) '10.15 - shithotcouple joins Fabs'

'10.16 - shithotcouple validated by single male

10.17 - check shithotcouple's profile.. 'NO SINGLE MALES'

Anymore?

"
Single females on site for the sole purpose of been told how beautiful they look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) couples profiles that are just close ups of vagina and japs eye.

2) new validations that are for years old meets

3) that Sydney University thing

4) 50 Shades of Gray fanz.

5) untidy bedrooms in selfies (if you're having sex in the picture you're excused)

6) 'straight' men emailing straight men offering 'a suck'.

7) the only mail in your inbox being the 'thank you for renewing ' from Fabs.

8) people putting up meets and hiding their profiles

9) profiles with no validations writing really porno status updates.

10) '10.15 - shithotcouple joins Fabs'

'10.16 - shithotcouple validated by single male

10.17 - check shithotcouple's profile.. 'NO SINGLE MALES'

Anymore?

"
Couples who think they are gods gift to swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who can't take no for an answer and keep sending you messages so you have no choice but to block them.

Ones who don't read your profile. No picture no reply. Simples.

Same old story ... different day...

Mix it up a bit by not replying at all to the guys who don't interest you "

Yes. Point taken. Thank you.

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12


"Guys who don't understand how to read 'no dick pics'

Closely followed by those who lie about their age "

Honest about my Age, but unfortunately outside your prefence range.

Birthday soon, so will be outside a lot more Ranges.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I hate it when messages are sent to us and they ask "who am I speaking to?"

We have a couples profile, we only meet as a couple and no you are not special or extraordinary enough that we are going to play apart.

Its still nice to know who your chatting to?

I always ask am I speaking to mr or mrs

Don't see why that's a problem? "

Exactly, I feel it's polite to ask who I'm speaking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when messages are sent to us and they ask "who am I speaking to?"

We have a couples profile, we only meet as a couple and no you are not special or extraordinary enough that we are going to play apart.

Its still nice to know who your chatting to?

I always ask am I speaking to mr or mrs

Don't see why that's a problem?

Exactly, I feel it's polite to ask who I'm speaking to. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women pretending to be single males

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 06/01/17 11:44:30]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Don't mind me, I'm not up to speed yet.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

People with 1 public photo (normally undistinguishable) and 20 friend only ones.

Oh and come on Michael, get up to speed mate, have a Coffee or something.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"People with 1 public photo (normally undistinguishable) and 20 friend only ones.

Oh and come on Michael, get up to speed mate, have a Coffee or something. "

It's brewing as we speak. My sarcasm detector never works properly without caffeine.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim


"People with 1 public photo (normally undistinguishable) and 20 friend only ones.

Oh and come on Michael, get up to speed mate, have a Coffee or something.

It's brewing as we speak. My sarcasm detector never works properly without caffeine. "

That's why we should use a hashtag.

#sarcasm would make late, tipsy or early not awake fabbing easier.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Men who constantly message you and don't take the hint you aren't interested!!! If I was to reply to every message I received I'd have to give up work and become a full time fabber

Multiple profiles too ! Getting messages from guys I've already blocked !!!!

Being given out to cause I don't respond !!

Oh and being told I'll get a name for myself!!! Eh are we not all here for the same reason !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profiles that are clearly single men!

And messages to a couples profile from men/couples that basically ignore one half of the couple!

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By *len-cocoMan
over a year ago

Cork

When someone asks for your number or username for chat apps and they never add you and stop responding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your wondering who the fuck that was you were flirting with over 4 months ago and did you ever get that coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when messages are sent to us and they ask "who am I speaking to?"

We have a couples profile, we only meet as a couple and no you are not special or extraordinary enough that we are going to play apart.

Its still nice to know who your chatting to?

I always ask am I speaking to mr or mrs

Don't see why that's a problem?

Exactly, I feel it's polite to ask who I'm speaking to. "

Agreed, totally different discussion

My addition is "couple rules"... No kissing, must text him every 5 mins blah blah

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry


"Being friendzoned "

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By *otwife85Couple
over a year ago

Sligo


"Howz uz?"

This ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who lie about their age and badly written profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who lie about their age and badly written profiles "

Someone who lies

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Replies that take a week to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who lie about their age and badly written profiles

Someone who lies "

Those too and the sheeple who believe them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting with people who seem like good craic and then they just stop, or leave the sit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting blocked for just looking at a profile wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who lie about their age and badly written profiles

Someone who lies

Those too and the sheeple who believe them "
please

If the cap fits

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Worst thing on fab is this obsession with "genuine" genuine male,genuine couple seek genuine male,genuine people only need apply,makes us non genuine humanoid hybrids feel unloved. That and the white knights obviously but then again those white knights are genuine males aren't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly."

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all "

Another fab myth

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth "

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag "

But if theyre really really REALLY nice then the girls will definitely drop their knickers right? Its not like attraction or being interesting could ever matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag "

Oh they only charge in to rescue the 'popular' forum ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag "

They're about as subtle as a dogs lipstick

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag

Oh they only charge in to rescue the 'popular' forum ladies "

ah ya I forgetted you had issues haha mind you I reckon I've had more bans than you because of my issues

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag

They're about as subtle as a dogs lipstick "

I've found some shades are quite subtle to be fair,AH who am I kidding they would be as subtle as pinhead walking through a room full of balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send nice message get fuk all back nothing message deleted then blocked what the fuks that all about all they have so say back no answer get the hint or thx buy not interested how fukin hard it that does my nut in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send nice message get fuk all back nothing message deleted then blocked what the fuks that all about all they have so say back no answer get the hint or thx buy not interested how fukin hard it that does my nut in "

That means no thanks your not for me in fabland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag

Oh they only charge in to rescue the 'popular' forum ladies "

So how does one become "popular"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much bothers me to be honest on fab. I just take the good of it and ignore the rest

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag

Oh they only charge in to rescue the 'popular' forum ladies

So how does one become "popular"? "

send nudes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag

Oh they only charge in to rescue the 'popular' forum ladies

So how does one become "popular"?

send nudes "

Na has to be more than that to it I'd say it's cam sessions and all sorts

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag

Oh they only charge in to rescue the 'popular' forum ladies

So how does one become "popular"?

send nudes

Na has to be more than that to it I'd say it's cam sessions and all sorts "

nope and you gotta believe me because I'm genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People I've blocked who have nothing better to do than quote my posts with passive aggressive drivel, constantly.

that could never happen on fab it's full of too many genuine people after all

Another fab myth

Stop bursting my bubble or the white knights will come charging to my assistance oh wait they only do that with "the ladies" in the hopes of getting the reward shag

Oh they only charge in to rescue the 'popular' forum ladies

So how does one become "popular"?

send nudes

Na has to be more than that to it I'd say it's cam sessions and all sorts

nope and you gotta believe me because I'm genuine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple's profile's that only have pics of one of them.

People assuming that because you are bisexual that you will respond to their mail because they are female... I respond to mail's that are respectful, funny or interesting.

Men signing up to fab and expecting instant sex!

People getting the wrong idea if I fab a photo...Appreciating the human form

But I love fab despite it's many idiosyncrasies and peculiar behaviors...It is a wonderfully weird place where we get to discuss all kinds of bonkers shit on a daily basis... Cheer's to FAB, I am grateful for having discovered it and all the wonderful times I have had because of it.

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suggesting you say hi if you meet in a club, but only have boobs and genital pics to identify them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple's profile's that only have pics of one of them.

People assuming that because you are bisexual that you will respond to their mail because they are female... I respond to mail's that are respectful, funny or interesting.

Men signing up to fab and expecting instant sex!

People getting the wrong idea if I fab a photo...Appreciating the human form

But I love fab despite it's many idiosyncrasies and peculiar behaviors...It is a wonderfully weird place where we get to discuss all kinds of bonkers shit on a daily basis... Cheer's to FAB, I am grateful for having discovered it and all the wonderful times I have had because of it.

Madame B "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?"

Looks like it

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it "
again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again "

Its a few times now

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times now"
I'm. sure she return...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return... "

False alarm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm... "

She's back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm...

She's back?"

I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm...

She's back?

I don't think so."

Gone again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm...

She's back?

I don't think so.

Gone again"

Again since last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm...

She's back?

I don't think so.

Gone again

Again since last night?"

So I was told. I was snoring and missed it

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Possibly one of the worst things is the unlos's who keep disappearing then reappearing to great fanfare with people gushing and fawning over their leaving and coming back when they probably wouldn't know them if they passed them in the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm...

She's back?

I don't think so.

Gone again

Again since last night?

So I was told. I was snoring and missed it "

Ah ok. I don't go searching to see if an unlos has returned within hours so I didn't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm...

She's back?

I don't think so.

Gone again

Again since last night?

So I was told. I was snoring and missed it

Ah ok. I don't go searching to see if an unlos has returned within hours so I didn't know."

I don't either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly one of the worst things is the unlos's who keep disappearing then reappearing to great fanfare with people gushing and fawning over their leaving and coming back when they probably wouldn't know them if they passed them in the street."

Or the ones bitching and moaning about people who go unlos when they do the same.

Same circus, same monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm...

She's back?

I don't think so.

Gone again

Again since last night?

So I was told. I was snoring and missed it

Ah ok. I don't go searching to see if an unlos has returned within hours so I didn't know.

I don't either"

I didn't say you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that Misscar thats gone unlos?

Looks like it again

Its a few times nowI'm. sure she return...

False alarm...

She's back?

I don't think so.

Gone again

Again since last night?

So I was told. I was snoring and missed it

Ah ok. I don't go searching to see if an unlos has returned within hours so I didn't know.

I don't either

I didn't say you did "

ok

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Possibly one of the worst things is the unlos's who keep disappearing then reappearing to great fanfare with people gushing and fawning over their leaving and coming back when they probably wouldn't know them if they passed them in the street.

Or the ones bitching and moaning about people who go unlos when they do the same.

Same circus, same monkeys "

I prefer the felines in the circus

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By *ungdublinguyMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Leitrim

People that treat the site like a soap opera.

The petty jealousy in statuses.

The passive aggressive statuses posted by cowards.

Guys that think it's stand up open mic night.

But the absolute worst thing on fab is the stupidity on display from a lot of people "looking for smart sophisticated people" and a gallery is too posh for a first meeting.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

People that take things waaaaay too seriously!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Getting on really well n suddenly disapear off d site n even chatting on vibor just disapear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that take things waaaaay too seriously! "

Tis been ages...

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that take things waaaaay too seriously! "

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