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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

How shall we fuck off, o lord?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

U CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no stopping what can't be stopped.

No killing what can't be killed.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Will we go into the field Bridie?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

That's it fook me harder

Ooopppsss does it have to be mainstream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dead know only one thing it is better to be alive.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"That's it fook me harder

Ooopppsss does it have to be mainstream

I recall Nicole Kidman looking into Bill Pullman's eyes and saying "take me upstairs and fuck me"

I was up the stairs in a flash. It was fierce disappointing though.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"That's it fook me harder

Ooopppsss does it have to be mainstream

I recall Nicole Kidman looking into Bill Pullman's eyes and saying "take me upstairs and fuck me"

I was up the stairs in a flash. It was fierce disappointing though.

U left nicole downstairs Mikey u were supposed to whisk her off her feet and carry her up

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

You ever seen a grown man naked Billy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's dumb but a loveable shit

name that film

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"That's it fook me harder

Ooopppsss does it have to be mainstream

I recall Nicole Kidman looking into Bill Pullman's eyes and saying "take me upstairs and fuck me"

I was up the stairs in a flash. It was fierce disappointing though.

U left nicole downstairs Mikey u were supposed to whisk her off her feet and carry her up

I had to go down and drag the telly up. Sure they were long finished by the time I got the aerial hooked up and newsnight just isn't a sexy program.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose a ride is out of the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll Be Back "

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Women!! What can you say!! Who made them? God!! He must have been a fucking genius! The hair! They say the hair is everything you know!. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls- wanting to go to sleep forever? Or lips

...like the first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert! Tits!! Hoooo ahhhh big ones, little ones,nipples staring right out at ya like secret searchlights. Mmmmmm legs...i dont care if theyre like Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. Whats between them - passport to heaven! I need a drink. Yes, Mr Simms...theres only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing. PUSSY!!! Hah! Are ya listenin to me son? Im givin ya pearls here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing heroic about what I do. It's dirty work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That John Denver is full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you can squeal like a pig!!! Weeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a good yank, and go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.

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By *ink GinWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Its rubs the lotion on the skin or its gets the hose again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GOOD MORNING VIETNAM""

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

2 from the same movie...

I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doobie bros broke up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 from the same movie...

I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?"

Brilliant film

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"2 from the same movie...

I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?

Brilliant film

Was it the first time we saw Leo?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"2 from the same movie...

I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?

Brilliant film

Was it the first time we saw Leo? "

It was an uncomfortable film to watch and I still don't know if concrete is a real town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 from the same movie...

I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?

Brilliant film

Was it the first time we saw Leo?

It was an uncomfortable film to watch and I still don't know if concrete is a real town. "

DeNero was excellent...Leo was only a boy!!!

I don't know was it his first role...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

King Kong ain't got shit on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who will dance with the tinkers daughter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Who will dance with the tinkers daughter?"

Or the Killinaskully version... "who'll dance with the nurse Maloney?"

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Just smile and wave boys smile and wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir if you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and my straw reaches across the room, I’ll end up drinking your milkshake.

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Take me to bed or lose me forever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motherfucker, I'm not asking if you're interested. I'm the President of the United fucking States, man.

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Goose: You live your life between your legs Mav.

Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.

Goose: Hell, I’d be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi my name is Eliot im with the Cub Scouts of America, were selling uncut cocaine to get to the Jamboree' love this film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gotta find bubba!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War is upon you, prepare to suck the cock of karma

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Somebody put a banana in the tail pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confidently say, Ibiza is dot dot dot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the bunny back in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look, I'm just a geologist. I like rocks. I LOVE... rocks. Though it's clear you two don't give a shit about rocks but what you do seem to care about is gigantic dead bodies. And though I don't really have anything to contribute in the gigantic DEAD BODY ARENA... I'm gonna go back to the ship. If you don't mind.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I drive a Volvo...a beige one

Ur on a need to know and you don't need to know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You and you're mom are hillbillies, this is a house of learned Doctors'

Youre not a doctor youre a big fat curly headed fuck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business, we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Jack jack don't let go....

I will never let go....

Jack draw me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Oups I drop the jewel in the ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carried a watermelon

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Iceberg right ahead

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

There isn't much call for rentboys around here

I don't know what street corner your buying ur cocaine

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Was he or wasn't he there?"

"Wizzy wuzzy was a woman?"

RIP gene _ilder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/16 18:18:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do ya say we blow this joint and then each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to get you d*unk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cui bono, who benefits?

Cui gives a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wanna build a snowman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Biggus Dickus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

He is not the Messiah he is a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unleash hell.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like you..if I was a Lion and you were a Tuna Id swim out into the ocean and eat you, then bang you're tuna wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These go up to eleven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"

"why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.

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