FabSwingers.com forum: Who's near, what's the story?

By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

No longer being a site supporter, I'm restricted to viewing the ten closest users. The only issue I have with that is that there's only ever nine on view yet it always says "showing the ten nearest". It's the little things that bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever overlook yourself...

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"Don't ever overlook yourself...

Ah feck, you're right, I'm probably the closest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every time i look at that whos near thing it shows me 5 or 6 within half a mile ! i have a heart attack and quickly switch off the thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"every time i look at that whos near thing it shows me 5 or 6 within half a mile ! i have a heart attack and quickly switch off the thing

Lol! As though you've just lit the beacon & here they come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"every time i look at that whos near thing it shows me 5 or 6 within half a mile ! i have a heart attack and quickly switch off the thing

They're slowly closing in....I do the same as it's always guys lol....they scare me

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I like traveling round turning it on in some distant location so it tracks me then switching it off was in London recently and for weeks I got views and mail from londoners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"every time i look at that whos near thing it shows me 5 or 6 within half a mile ! i have a heart attack and quickly switch off the thing

Lol! As though you've just lit the beacon & here they come!"

nah , im just shocked at the amount of kinky hoors that live beside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could improve this feature by adding an open ending:

Who's near...Tesco, because I need a pint of milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They could improve this feature by adding an open ending:

Who's near...Tesco, because I need a pint of milk.

now im paranoid , i live ...beside tesco ! yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They could improve this feature by adding an open ending:

Who's near...Tesco, because I need a pint of milk.

New take on home delivery....could take hrs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody on my who's near message me!!

Maybe they're afraid I'm their cousin or something!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought the who's near gets a lot of use on here. I often get messages, views and winks while I'm in the uk from people there even though the profile says I'm in swords...

Great problem to have but Ireland's where the hotel is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They could improve this feature by adding an open ending:

Who's near...Tesco, because I need a pint of milk.

now im paranoid , i live ...beside tesco ! yikes

Don't give anymore away well all know where to come too...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"They could improve this feature by adding an open ending:

Who's near...Tesco, because I need a pint of milk.

now im paranoid , i live ...beside tesco ! yikes

Pick up a pound of sausages on ur way round would u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being platinum+1 site supporters. ..we get 10 closest plus names and addresses. Some might say we're elitist. ...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

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....if you're out in the garden strimming with no drawers on, it kinda blows that theory out of the water. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

The old I am on here by accident routine....

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that? "

You're being hunted lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that? "

I'm being hunted because I'm straight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

You're being hunted lol!!!

It's a pain in the ass I'd say...

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

You're being hunted lol!!!

It's a pain in the ass I'd say...

I'll have to stop wearing lycra if it continues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

You're being hunted lol!!!

It's a pain in the ass I'd say...

I'll have to stop wearing lycra if it continues.

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.....ah...a mamil !!!

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

You're being hunted lol!!!

It's a pain in the ass I'd say...

I'll have to stop wearing lycra if it continues.

.....ah...a mamil !!!"

Sure I'm only a young fella.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

You're being hunted lol!!!

It's a pain in the ass I'd say...

I'll have to stop wearing lycra if it continues.

.....ah...a mamil !!!

Sure I'm only a young fella. "

With a saggy bottom

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Don't ever overlook yourself...

Ah feck, you're right, I'm probably the closest.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Hang on, i'll be there shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

You're being hunted lol!!!

It's a pain in the ass I'd say...

I'll have to stop wearing lycra if it continues.

.....ah...a mamil !!!

Sure I'm only a young fella.

With a saggy bottom

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....you know this how?

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

You're being hunted lol!!!

It's a pain in the ass I'd say...

I'll have to stop wearing lycra if it continues.

.....ah...a mamil !!!

Sure I'm only a young fella.

With a saggy bottom

I'm glad you noticed!

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there! "

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"It's almost always men, and invariably they're straight men looking for cock. Go figure!

Maybe they're following me, or has anyone else noticed that?

You're being hunted lol!!!

It's a pain in the ass I'd say...

I'll have to stop wearing lycra if it continues.

.....ah...a mamil !!!

Sure I'm only a young fella.

With a saggy bottom

....you know this how?"

Reference yesterday's thread on ladies preference on mens bottoms

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

If only you were in my area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

If only you were in my area

I could be dropping the wife off at bingo in your area later on?

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

Tha's proper posh, innit?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

Tha's proper posh, innit? "

Love the way that posh English birds says proper

That's it darling fook me proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

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..fuck me...I thought I tuned into the Jeremy Kyle show for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

Tha's proper posh, innit?

Love the way that posh English birds says proper

That's it darling fook me proper

But we do say please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

..fuck me...I thought I tuned into the Jeremy Kyle show for a minute"

They're all northerners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

Tha's proper posh, innit?

Love the way that posh English birds says proper

That's it darling fook me proper

But we do say please

Thats true me duck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in north Dublin and apparently it's exclusively filled with filthy badtards like me... Who knew

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

Tha's proper posh, innit?

Love the way that posh English birds says proper

That's it darling fook me proper

But we do say please

And always swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

Tha's proper posh, innit?

Love the way that posh English birds says proper

That's it darling fook me proper

But we do say please

And always swallow

Now now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

..fuck me...I thought I tuned into the Jeremy Kyle show for a minute"

And that means lol!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always in my area

but the feckers won't reply to my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

..fuck me...I thought I tuned into the Jeremy Kyle show for a minute"

Christ....the teeth!!!! Oh God!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

..fuck me...I thought I tuned into the Jeremy Kyle show for a minute

Christ....the teeth!!!! Oh God!!!!"

Or the lack of hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in lots of who's nears yesterday.... unfortunately I didn't get into any of their areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turned mine on....

Apparently I'm in the UK

Woohoo! They're duurty feckers over there!

Hang on.....

I'm back on Irish soil...

Allo luv, innit!

I'm a posh Londoner - I say ain't it darlin

..fuck me...I thought I tuned into the Jeremy Kyle show for a minute

Christ....the teeth!!!! Oh God!!!!

Or the lack of hahahaha"

I swear some seriously snaggled saber toofff people on it

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

....if you're out in the garden strimming with no drawers on, it kinda blows that theory out of the water. ..."

Only some sheep nearby when I do that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like traveling round turning it on in some distant location so it tracks me then switching it off was in London recently and for weeks I got views and mail from londoners

I like using it on the bus to see who shows up along the route.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

....if you're out in the garden strimming with no drawers on, it kinda blows that theory out of the water. ...

Only some sheep nearby when I do that..."

U never know who's in the bushes

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

It drains my battery rather than something else I like to get drained.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

....if you're out in the garden strimming with no drawers on, it kinda blows that theory out of the water. ...

Only some sheep nearby when I do that..."
..you don't look like a culchie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use it when I'm on the road to see who's nearby lol!!! Nobody ever messages me to ask to meet for a coffee until it's too late lol!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

....if you're out in the garden strimming with no drawers on, it kinda blows that theory out of the water. ...

Only some sheep nearby when I do that.....you don't look like a culchie?

I'm no culchie

but love to know what are the visual give aways to recognise them when everyone is wearing very little or nothing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

....if you're out in the garden strimming with no drawers on, it kinda blows that theory out of the water. ...

Only some sheep nearby when I do that.....you don't look like a culchie?

I'm no culchie

but love to know what are the visual give aways to recognise them when everyone is wearing very little or nothing?

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....wellie rings....

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By *ichael McCarthy OP Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

....if you're out in the garden strimming with no drawers on, it kinda blows that theory out of the water. ...

Only some sheep nearby when I do that.....you don't look like a culchie?

I'm no culchie

but love to know what are the visual give aways to recognise them when everyone is wearing very little or nothing?

....wellie rings...."

...or the mark of the bucket on their arse

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I never turn that on, I live in complete oblivion, it makes it easier to keep up the innocent look

Ur far from innocent I'd say...

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Now i have to turn mine on and have a perve , ffs , im a nosey biatch

Mrs crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now i have to turn mine on and have a perve , ffs , im a nosey biatch

Mrs crazy

Are ya near a Tesco?

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