FabSwingers.com forum: Best way to start a conversation

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all,

So I signed up here about a week ago. So far what I've noticed is that there's an abundance of single men on here. Women / couples can have hundreds of mails from males in their inboxes. It's so hard to know what I need to say to get a reply.

Does anybody have any ideas about how to make an opening message stand out? Obviously I'm not going to open with a basic bitch email like "hey bb want sum fuk" but equally I'm not on here to have tea and biscuits either. I don't expect lads to reveal their secrets but any input from women / couples would be appreciated!

Seán

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all,

Seán"

A "You free now" message , with multi angled cock pics over a toilet bowl attached to the message and of course the piece de resistance, a dick pic with my sky remote. Seems to work a treat for me

Sorry I couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't be silly. People don't have time to read all that. It's better to write "u free nw"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start with hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you any land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you any land

Great frontage there hardy

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Have you any land

...and what sort of road frontage?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah feck, beaten to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you any land

Great frontage there hardy "
good road frontage there yourself lolli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah feck, beaten to it!

It's ok mickey - we can share

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ah feck, beaten to it!

It's ok mickey - we can share

Mmmmmmm, now there's an offer!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not . "

...unless you're a complete cunt, in which case try and be someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find 'how you doinnnnn' works a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah feck, beaten to it!

It's ok mickey - we can share

Mmmmmmm, now there's an offer!

A Mac hard lolli

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ah feck, beaten to it!

It's ok mickey - we can share

Mmmmmmm, now there's an offer!

A Mac hard lolli"

I was going to say lol but I should probably say Lolli instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Example : Hi , I have read your profile , like what I've read , and yes I can accommodate

Well here's my pic , I'm in leixlip , maybe a little far , but I'm interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well How's the craic?

Usually works

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Example : Hi , I have read your profile , like what I've read , and yes I can accommodate

Well here's my pic , I'm in leixlip , maybe a little far , but I'm interested

Leixlip? I'll be there in five minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not .

...unless you're a complete cunt, in which case try and be someone else

"
.....someone call me?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not .

...unless you're a complete cunt, in which case try and be someone else

.....someone call me?

We were just saying you should try and be someone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not .

...unless you're a complete cunt, in which case try and be someone else

.....someone call me?

We were just saying you should try and be someone else!

"
....but I am someone else...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not .

...unless you're a complete cunt, in which case try and be someone else

.....someone call me?

We were just saying you should try and be someone else!

....but I am someone else...

Fake! Fake! Fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not .

...unless you're a complete cunt, in which case try and be someone else

.....someone call me?

We were just saying you should try and be someone else!

....but I am someone else...

Fake! Fake! Fake!

"
...we're two hairy blokes from ranelagh. .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not .

...unless you're a complete cunt, in which case try and be someone else

.....someone call me?

We were just saying you should try and be someone else!

....but I am someone else...

Fake! Fake! Fake!

...we're two hairy blokes from ranelagh. ."

I'm in Ranelagh at the moment and two hairy blokes walked past me a few minutes ago. Was that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just b ur natural self speak from d heart don't try to b someone ur not .

...unless you're a complete cunt, in which case try and be someone else

.....someone call me?

We were just saying you should try and be someone else!

....but I am someone else...

Fake! Fake! Fake!

...we're two hairy blokes from ranelagh. .

I'm in Ranelagh at the moment and two hairy blokes walked past me a few minutes ago. Was that you? "
...was that you in the purple bellbottoms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get gems such as .... Are you shaved and do you swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "You free now" message , with multi angled cock pics over a toilet bowl attached to the message and of course the piece de resistance, a dick pic with my sky remote. Seems to work a treat for me

Sorry I couldn't resist

That just gave me a great laugh!! Theres some obessions with sky remotes and toilet bowls from alot of guys on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get gems such as .... Are you shaved and do you swallow

Obviously them lads get a meet after one message. How could you not want to bang them with a smooth opener like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, who said the days of witty repartee and sparkling verbal conviviality were over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get gems such as .... Are you shaved and do you swallow

"
....and the answer is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, would you like to learn about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get gems such as .... Are you shaved and do you swallow

....and the answer is?

Answer = block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still haven't got a sky remote pic

Dunno what I'm doing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if you sent a how's you msg..in local speak...howaya...Dublin. ..how are ye...cork.....or the monaghan one......well? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start with hello

This.

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

" Well How's the craic?

Usually works

Does that really work now ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Well How's the craic?

Usually works

Does that really work now ????

Depends on your gender I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or hi have you read any romantic books lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's use ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start with hello

Conas ata tu!!

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