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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK

I work with oils, every kind of lubricant, so I compiled this all you need to know book.

it's a guide to all types. Motor based, marine based,

The lot and of course sexual lubricants. Massage oils the lot.

Its available in all good book stores from this coming Monday.

If ye are having trouble finding it it will be in the non friction section.

Book signing at jack and Norz party the 17th ok.

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Wot kind of oil/lubricant do u reccomend fr underwater activites then.. those kinda friction burns can be hellish

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK

Depends on the depth and girth firstly the water. From Bath to open sea.

Secondly the depth and girth of the penis in the vagina.

Water repellent castrol gspot 10w /15 maybe a good choice.

Tip number two have sex with a big cock.

Better water tight seal.

Tip three make sure your turned on before you dive in.

That can be said for alot of other situations lol.

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By *ovetotry999Woman
over a year ago

within 10 miles

Ha ha ha non friction.

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ha ha ha non friction. "

Great wordplay!

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish "

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!! "

Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!

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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK


"Ha ha ha non friction. "

Got a giggle. Yaaaaaaa.

Just a little banter for the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llang Llang massage works well as an all rounder

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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!! "

Well ye could have saved energy but throwing all the laundry in the hot tub with all the action going on friction burns, jaws, it must have been like a washing machine in there.

Ye two rampant rabbits.

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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK

As for diving. I do lessons on a Sunday.

For all levels, written then oral, learn to go down with confidence.

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!

Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!! "

Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"As for diving. I do lessons on a Sunday.

For all levels, written then oral, learn to go down with confidence.

"

Hahahaha u supply the snorkel and il bring my bouyancy aids along

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!

Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!

Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs "

Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

You might sell some!

Plenty of slippery customers on FAB!!

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!

Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!

Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs

Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !! "

And ive already signed up fr the full course Miss Toes!!!

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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!

Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!

Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs

Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !! "

I can multi task we should both head up to her and settle her make her forget the dum dum, dum dum.

Maybe change the word for hump hump, hump hump.

Lessons are easier with three anyway because you can explain and show techniques way better.

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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK


"You might sell some!

Plenty of slippery customers on FAB!! "

Lol.

Pmsl.

Can I put you down for a few copies

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!

Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!

Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs

Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !!

I can multi task we should both head up to her and settle her make her forget the dum dum, dum dum.

Maybe change the word for hump hump, hump hump.

Lessons are easier with three anyway because you can explain and show techniques way better. "

Hmmmm OP you may have a point there, I know ms Jojo is a waterbaby

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish

Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!

Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!

Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs

Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !!

I can multi task we should both head up to her and settle her make her forget the dum dum, dum dum.

Maybe change the word for hump hump, hump hump.

Lessons are easier with three anyway because you can explain and show techniques way better. "

Yes do.. its buy 2 get 1 free, Mmmm nows theres an offer u dont see very often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does the W stand for in 5w 30 oil? I know, I'm testing.

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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK


"What does the W stand for in 5w 30 oil? I know, I'm testing."

Well it means two viscosities ( big word like marmalade)

Two types in one.

One being a winter grade.

Hope I am right now or I'll have to recycle all my books on the way to the book stores as we speak. Lol

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By *acknnoraCouple
over a year ago

north cork

Oh sweet keepers MrT I'm wake here laughing hahahaha your one lunatic lol lol tg all my lube nipples are working just fine lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does the W stand for in 5w 30 oil? I know, I'm testing.

Well it means two viscosities ( big word like marmalade)

Two types in one.

One being a winter grade.

Hope I am right now or I'll have to recycle all my books on the way to the book stores as we speak. Lol"

Bang on. Good luck with the book, I hope it doesn't become a slippery slope!

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By *ex1981 OP   Man
over a year ago

right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK


"What does the W stand for in 5w 30 oil? I know, I'm testing.

Well it means two viscosities ( big word like marmalade)

Two types in one.

One being a winter grade.

Hope I am right now or I'll have to recycle all my books on the way to the book stores as we speak. Lol

Bang on. Good luck with the book, I hope it doesn't become a slippery slope!"

You have some expertise in the field.

Is it work or leisure related.

We should compare notes some time.

Maybe Co right the block buster sequel.

( very slick 2)

Then the porn parody would be lubed to the hilt 2

Okey we probably need a different title.

But could be a Hollywood sensation yet.

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