FabSwingers.com forum: Verification Variety!

By *tanley K OP Man
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

If, like me, you enjoy nothing better than a good trawl through the verifications of people you are interested in meeting, I wonder if you have noticed a certain formula or sameness creeping into them. While it is not easy to be a Wildien creative genius all the time....with notable exceptions.... I think it's time we upped our verification game!!

Some phrases currently in over use in my opinion are

"Mrs X has the most amazing oral skills......" Let's all assume that the Fabulous Women of Fab have above average oral abilities.

"Mr X is an absolute gent...." of course he is, all the Marvellous Men of Fab are gents. Plus no one is really going to write "Actually Mrs X is a ride, but Mr X is a bit of a knob..." now are they (apologies to anyone here actually called Mr X)

"...the hottest ass/titties/legs....etc on Fab" Until the next veri they write of course

"...I won't go into details, but..." Ah go on, go into details, we all want to know (actually that last one may be particular to me

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Anybody else got any pet veri hates they'd like to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The graphic ones - I cringe

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"The graphic ones - I cringe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The graphic ones - I cringe"

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"The graphic ones - I cringe"

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"The graphic ones - I cringe

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

Ahhhh, you only read the mild ones too!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"The graphic ones - I cringe

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

Ahhhh, you only read the mild ones too!

Just the bare minimum to get my point across. usually the most graphic ones have the worst text speak too.

"met dis guy d othr nite and WOW!!! wat a hrny bastard, fukked me all nite and in d mrnig 2. wat a cock ladies dnt pas him buy. c u soon hunni xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The graphic ones - I cringe

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

Aren't they just awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The graphic ones - I cringe

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

Ahhhh, you only read the mild ones too!

Just the bare minimum to get my point across. usually the most graphic ones have the worst text speak too.

"met dis guy d othr nite and WOW!!! wat a hrny bastard, fukked me all nite and in d mrnig 2. wat a cock ladies dnt pas him buy. c u soon hunni xxx""

this gave a good giggle

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Just the bare minimum to get my point across. usually the most graphic ones have the worst text speak too.

"met dis guy d othr nite and WOW!!! wat a hrny bastard, fukked me all nite and in d mrnig 2. wat a cock ladies dnt pas him buy. c u soon hunni xxx""

Ahh, that's the one from the 2 guys meeting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The graphic ones - I cringe

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

Ahhhh, you only read the mild ones too!

Just the bare minimum to get my point across. usually the most graphic ones have the worst text speak too.

"met dis guy d othr nite and WOW!!! wat a hrny bastard, fukked me all nite and in d mrnig 2. wat a cock ladies dnt pas him buy. c u soon hunni xxx""

I read that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps more reasons to keep them hidden. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The graphic ones - I cringe

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

Ahhhh, you only read the mild ones too!

Just the bare minimum to get my point across. usually the most graphic ones have the worst text speak too.

"met dis guy d othr nite and WOW!!! wat a hrny bastard, fukked me all nite and in d mrnig 2. wat a cock ladies dnt pas him buy. c u soon hunni xxx""

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The graphic ones - I cringe

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

Ahhhh, you only read the mild ones too!

Just the bare minimum to get my point across. usually the most graphic ones have the worst text speak too.

"met dis guy d othr nite and WOW!!! wat a hrny bastard, fukked me all nite and in d mrnig 2. wat a cock ladies dnt pas him buy. c u soon hunni xxx""

Pmsl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The graphic ones - I cringe"

This, I find it crass and ungentlemanly when guys leave sexually graphic verifications. We all know what happens on meets. I always try to describe the person or persons I've met, not the sexual acts we preformed on each other. I will try and insert a personal joke we shared too.. Just to keep it original. But that's just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less is more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leave me a graphic one and ill break all of your teeth with my hurl

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By *ontagMan
over a year ago

South side

"Mr X is an absolute gent...." "

Can't disagree with that!

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By *ontagMan
over a year ago

South side

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By *ontagMan
over a year ago

South side

On a different note, I think ladys have their own secret codes embedded within the verification that only themselves can decipher!

They use to warn each other about dodgy men?!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"On a different note, I think ladys have their own secret codes embedded within the verification that only themselves can decipher!

They use to warn each other about dodgy men?!

That's been discussed before. The results were..... inconclusive.

If they did have a secret code, would they publicity admit it?

Some say "let's hope our paths cross again soon" means "nope!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a different note, I think ladys have their own secret codes embedded within the verification that only themselves can decipher!

They use to warn each other about dodgy men?!

Prey tell, this post had my curiosity, now you have my attention. Is there any hidden messages in my verifications??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a few cliché ones

one that stipulates it was a short meet is code for ( yikes !!! what the fuck was I thinking )

until next time is code for never again

treat her with respect is code for she wont like it if you try to fuck her arse with no warning

better bring your A game is code for this one is madder than a box of frogs

im sure theres more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a different note, I think ladys have their own secret codes embedded within the verification that only themselves can decipher!

They use to warn each other about dodgy men?!

Yep i heard this to.... i think if they start with " I met " then its basically saying avoid this f**ker waste of time...

If it starts "We met " then they are saying this person is mine hands off biatch...

and if it says "Avoid this person at all costs" it means he was awesome in the sack....

Now i might be wrong it is what i heard from a guy who met this lady who knows yer wan who is the head of the clique that invented the code, So could be dodgy information. I am just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes how graphic do you need to be

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

My veri pet hates are

' Met this lovey gent for a coffee........hope to meet soon for some fun' - no you won't!

'He really knows how to please a lady' - does he really? That mind blowing one could think of a more enthusiastic way to express it....

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

* couldn't think...

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"* couldn't think..."
would you just drop ur age pref to 37 ur missing so much fuck me mail ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a different note, I think ladys have their own secret codes embedded within the verification that only themselves can decipher!

They use to warn each other about dodgy men?!

Yep i heard this to.... i think if they start with " I met " then its basically saying avoid this f**ker waste of time...

If it starts "We met " then they are saying this person is mine hands off biatch...

and if it says "Avoid this person at all costs" it means he was awesome in the sack....

Now i might be wrong it is what i heard from a guy who met this lady who knows yer wan who is the head of the clique that invented the code, So could be dodgy information. I am just saying

Hahahaha

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

At this rate we wont be able to write anything in veris because someone will think it's code or clichéd.

we'll just be left with one word verifications like: "legit"

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

Don't know anything about any secret code nor would I believe it, I'm sure ppl can be honest & upfront esp with the nature of Fab.

If I had a bad/dodgy meet & thought the person wouldn't be suitable for fellow Fabbers, I wouldn't verif them**. If a meet lacked chemistry etc but the person was ok, I'd still verif them as genuine & if I got on really well with them then I'm honest in the compliments of them.

**I do enjoy a good read of people's profile & verifs and it does stand out for me the verifs not left by a couple/gal on a guys profile after him verifing them (& I know there are other reasons but that's my interpretion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The graphic ones - I cringe

Yep.

"sucks like a dyson"

"such an amazing cock"

"her pussy was so tasty"

Spare me.

Ahhhh, you only read the mild ones too!

Just the bare minimum to get my point across. usually the most graphic ones have the worst text speak too.

"met dis guy d othr nite and WOW!!! wat a hrny bastard, fukked me all nite and in d mrnig 2. wat a cock ladies dnt pas him buy. c u soon hunni xxx"

this gave a good giggle "

Brilliant

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