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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Out for a run this morning and something big flew into the back of my mouth, causing me to gag and swallow the nasty fecker.

So do you think I will die like it says in the rhyme, or should I swallow a spider to kill the fly

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"Out for a run this morning and something big flew into the back of my mouth, causing me to gag and swallow the nasty fecker.

So do you think I will die like it says in the rhyme, or should I swallow a spider to kill the fly

You should have done a blow job and not swallowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of much to say really Red. I know its hard for you to keep your mouth shut in the woods but sometimes you should just shut your bake and let them hit your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Out for a run this morning and something big flew into the back of my mouth, causing me to gag and swallow the nasty fecker.

So do you think I will die like it says in the rhyme, or should I swallow a spider to kill the fly

You should have done a blow job and not swallowed!

Took me by surprise, otherwise I would on this occasion spat it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't think of much to say really Red. I know its hard for you to keep your mouth shut in the woods but sometimes you should just shut your bake and let them hit your face

Ha ha P, lesson learned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think of much to say really Red. I know its hard for you to keep your mouth shut in the woods but sometimes you should just shut your bake and let them hit your face

Ha ha P, lesson learned

Not sure about that. I'll need to test you

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"Out for a run this morning and something big flew into the back of my mouth, causing me to gag and swallow the nasty fecker.

So do you think I will die like it says in the rhyme, or should I swallow a spider to kill the fly

You should have done a blow job and not swallowed!

Took me by surprise, otherwise I would on this occasion spat it out"

Probably Male so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think of much to say really Red. I know its hard for you to keep your mouth shut in the woods but sometimes you should just shut your bake and let them hit your face

Ha ha P, lesson learned

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.....im sure you have heard the saying. ...she wouldn't harm a fly...unless it was open.....

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"I can't think of much to say really Red. I know its hard for you to keep your mouth shut in the woods but sometimes you should just shut your bake and let them hit your face

Ha ha P, lesson learned

.....im sure you have heard the saying. ...she wouldn't harm a fly...unless it was open.....

I'm getting butterflies in my stomach!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Omg yuk that's horrible n me only over my breky just d thought of that . Lol it's just an extra piece of protein lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think of much to say really Red. I know its hard for you to keep your mouth shut in the woods but sometimes you should just shut your bake and let them hit your face

Ha ha P, lesson learned

.....im sure you have heard the saying. ...she wouldn't harm a fly...unless it was open.....

I'm getting butterflies in my stomach!

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....poor yosser has bugs further south. ..

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Bear luvs d bugs

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"I can't think of much to say really Red. I know its hard for you to keep your mouth shut in the woods but sometimes you should just shut your bake and let them hit your face

Ha ha P, lesson learned

.....im sure you have heard the saying. ...she wouldn't harm a fly...unless it was open.....

I'm getting butterflies in my stomach!

....poor yosser has bugs further south. ..

Not sure where she lives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think of much to say really Red. I know its hard for you to keep your mouth shut in the woods but sometimes you should just shut your bake and let them hit your face

Ha ha P, lesson learned

.....im sure you have heard the saying. ...she wouldn't harm a fly...unless it was open.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once it's in the mouth there's no point in spitting it out.

The damage is done.

Just swallow in the knowledge that it can go down as 1 of your 5 a day.

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By *ndianstudMan
over a year ago

heathrow

I can help if you want - I'll drown it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit or swallow...be grateful it wasn't thrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spit or swallow...be grateful it wasn't thrush

He He Madame B, very true. And can I compliment you on another very fine pic, of you and another hot sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit or swallow...be grateful it wasn't thrush

He He Madame B, very true. And can I compliment you on another very fine pic, of you and another hot sexy lady

Why thank you Red

Eye's open, mouth closed in the Wood's... have you not read that story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit or swallow...be grateful it wasn't thrush

He He Madame B, very true. And can I compliment you on another very fine pic, of you and another hot sexy lady

And I love yours too miss...

I'm feeling like a spider to some magnificent flies...

I'm waiting my time....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spit or swallow...be grateful it wasn't thrush

He He Madame B, very true. And can I compliment you on another very fine pic, of you and another hot sexy lady

And I love yours too miss...

I'm feeling like a spider to some magnificent flies...

I'm waiting my time....

Aww ta Ms.A. Imagine the fun, a few of us ladies could have, if we got together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit or swallow...be grateful it wasn't thrush

He He Madame B, very true. And can I compliment you on another very fine pic, of you and another hot sexy lady

And I love yours too miss...

I'm feeling like a spider to some magnificent flies...

I'm waiting my time....

Aww ta Ms.A. Imagine the fun, a few of us ladies could have, if we got together

I'd say every guy on the site is imagining

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Aww ta Ms.A. Imagine the fun, a few of us ladies could have, if we got together

I'd say every guy on the site is imagining

Shout if you need a towel boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww ta Ms.A. Imagine the fun, a few of us ladies could have, if we got together

I'd say every guy on the site is imagining

Shout if you need a towel boy?

LOL...Likeylikey your a gentleman as always!!!

Wouldn't be fair to give it to somebody else seeing as he added so nicely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww ta Ms.A. Imagine the fun, a few of us ladies could have, if we got together

I'd say every guy on the site is imagining

Shout if you need a towel boy?

LOL...Likeylikey your a gentleman as always!!!

Wouldn't be fair to give it to somebody else seeing as he added so nicely...

Only if they are fluffy and soft... that's how I like my towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww ta Ms.A. Imagine the fun, a few of us ladies could have, if we got together

I'd say every guy on the site is imagining

Shout if you need a towel boy?

LOL...Likeylikey your a gentleman as always!!!

Wouldn't be fair to give it to somebody else seeing as he added so nicely...

Only if they are fluffy and soft... that's how I like my towels

Oh...likey will oblige I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww ta Ms.A. Imagine the fun, a few of us ladies could have, if we got together

I'd say every guy on the site is imagining

Shout if you need a towel boy?

LOL...Likeylikey your a gentleman as always!!!

Wouldn't be fair to give it to somebody else seeing as he added so nicely...

Only if they are fluffy and soft... that's how I like my towels

Oh...likey will oblige I'm sure

Ever the gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww ta Ms.A. Imagine the fun, a few of us ladies could have, if we got together

I'd say every guy on the site is imagining

Shout if you need a towel boy?

LOL...Likeylikey your a gentleman as always!!!

Wouldn't be fair to give it to somebody else seeing as he added so nicely...

Only if they are fluffy and soft... that's how I like my towels

Oh...likey will oblige I'm sure

Ever the gent

Ooohhhh and he will need a uniform for that job...must always follow the dress code for these positions lol

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By *aiseanagusspraoiMan
over a year ago

city

I'll come in my Popeye costume lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll come in my Popeye costume lol."

That's your own problem lol ask lickey for a towel for that

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By *aiseanagusspraoiMan
over a year ago

city

Lol no towels needed just spinach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're not a vegetarian, other than that it's just extra protein.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you're not a vegetarian, other than that it's just extra protein."

Not vegetarian, don't know what the fecker was...just know it felt bigger than a fly..god knows what germs it was carrying But I still live and kicking to play another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you're not a vegetarian, other than that it's just extra protein.

Not vegetarian, don't know what the fecker was...just know it felt bigger than a fly..god knows what germs it was carrying But I still live and kicking to play another day

Did u have to chew before u swallowed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you're not a vegetarian, other than that it's just extra protein.

Not vegetarian, don't know what the fecker was...just know it felt bigger than a fly..god knows what germs it was carrying But I still live and kicking to play another day

Did u have to chew before u swallowed?

Eugh...bad enough that couldn't spit it out, had no other choice..it was already stuck in my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you're not a vegetarian, other than that it's just extra protein.

Not vegetarian, don't know what the fecker was...just know it felt bigger than a fly..god knows what germs it was carrying But I still live and kicking to play another day

Did u have to chew before u swallowed?

Eugh...bad enough that couldn't spit it out, had no other choice..it was already stuck in my throat

..whens something gets to the back of your throat best bet is to relax...and let it slowly slide down..if you tense up you will pinch the poor thing with your teeth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bork! I'm sure it won't have had time to lay anything...

Which reminds me of a terrible joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you're not a vegetarian, other than that it's just extra protein.

Not vegetarian, don't know what the fecker was...just know it felt bigger than a fly..god knows what germs it was carrying But I still live and kicking to play another day

Did u have to chew before u swallowed?

Eugh...bad enough that couldn't spit it out, had no other choice..it was already stuck in my throat

..whens something gets to the back of your throat best bet is to relax...and let it slowly slide down..if you tense up you will pinch the poor thing with your teeth..

Sounds like you experienced this scenario

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bork! I'm sure it won't have had time to lay anything...

Which reminds me of a terrible joke."

You can't stop there, go on, share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you're not a vegetarian, other than that it's just extra protein.

Not vegetarian, don't know what the fecker was...just know it felt bigger than a fly..god knows what germs it was carrying But I still live and kicking to play another day

Did u have to chew before u swallowed?

Eugh...bad enough that couldn't spit it out, had no other choice..it was already stuck in my throat

..whens something gets to the back of your throat best bet is to relax...and let it slowly slide down..if you tense up you will pinch the poor thing with your teeth..

Sounds like you experienced this scenario

Still bear the scars!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you're not a vegetarian, other than that it's just extra protein.

Not vegetarian, don't know what the fecker was...just know it felt bigger than a fly..god knows what germs it was carrying But I still live and kicking to play another day

Did u have to chew before u swallowed?

Eugh...bad enough that couldn't spit it out, had no other choice..it was already stuck in my throat

..whens something gets to the back of your throat best bet is to relax...and let it slowly slide down..if you tense up you will pinch the poor thing with your teeth..

Sounds like you experienced this scenario

Still bear the scars!!!

Ouch

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