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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening fabster's. In the last month and I live alone I have had my passport, a phone and a pair of boxing gloves dissappear into thin air, where do they go. Has anyone ever had thing's dissappear without explanation.

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

Zzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to me all the time...

But I live in a busy house so it's the others more than likely moved things about...

You however it's gotta be them invisible ninjas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there someone living in your attic

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Down the back of every couch, there's a portal to a planet filled with biros, loose coins and phone chargers. Every lost item finds its way there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, although I'm forever putting things away in a safe place and can never remember the safe place when I need to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's driving me mad looking for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PRAYER TO SAINT ANTHONY

TO RECOVER LOST THINGS

O blessed St. Anthony,

the grace of God has made you a powerful advocate

in all our needs and the patron

for the restoring of things lost or stolen.

I turn to you today with childlike love and deep confidence.

You have helped countless children of God

to find the things they have lost,

material things, and, more importantly,

the things of the spirit: faith, hope, and love.

I come to you with confidence;

help me in my present need.

I recommend what I have lost to your care,

in the hope that God will restore it to me,

if it is His holy Will.

Amen.

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By *luemoon1973Couple
over a year ago

LARNE

Socks only one. I have a dozen pair of odd socks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Happens to me all the time...

But I live in a busy house so it's the others more than likely moved things about...

You however it's gotta be them invisible ninjas....

"

....did you ever find your. Virginity Annie..i heard you lost it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks only one. I have a dozen pair of odd socks...."

Oh god. Odd socks stress me out! They don't go in the drawer unless they're rolled up with their buddy. I have quite a few odd ones now. Not sure where they go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if someone stole them they're gonna have a job using that phone with those boxing gloves on!

Aha ha..ha ha ha.. aha..aha..em..

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Happens to me all the time...

But I live in a busy house so it's the others more than likely moved things about...

You however it's gotta be them invisible ninjas....

....did you ever find your. Virginity Annie..i heard you lost it? "

I heard she misplaced it in a safe place several times and saint Anthony got it back for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening fabster's. In the last month and I live alone I have had my passport, a phone and a pair of boxing gloves dissappear into thin air, where do they go. Has anyone ever had thing's dissappear without explanation. "

Have you asked your Mum? Nothing is truly lost till your Mum can't find it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if someone stole them they're gonna have a job using that phone with those boxing gloves on!

Aha ha..ha ha ha.. aha..aha..em..

I'll get me coat."

Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My passport has also mysteriously disappeared in my house and I need it quite soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, although I'm forever putting things away in a safe place and can never remember the safe place when I need to "

That's commonly known as old age.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if someone stole them they're gonna have a job using that phone with those boxing gloves on!

Aha ha..ha ha ha.. aha..aha..em..

I'll get me coat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Happens to me all the time...

But I live in a busy house so it's the others more than likely moved things about...

You however it's gotta be them invisible ninjas....

....did you ever find your. Virginity Annie..i heard you lost it?

I heard she misplaced it in a safe place several times and saint Anthony got it back for her"

I actually know who took it...

Went back and I was miserably disappointed....

Decided he can keep it...

Mental note some things should never be found or revisited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm losing the will to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Happens to me all the time...

But I live in a busy house so it's the others more than likely moved things about...

You however it's gotta be them invisible ninjas....

....did you ever find your. Virginity Annie..i heard you lost it?

I heard she misplaced it in a safe place several times and saint Anthony got it back for her

I actually know who took it...

Went back and I was miserably disappointed....

Decided he can keep it...

Mental note some things should never be found or revisited "

I hear ya sister lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm losing the will to live "

It's probably down the back of the sofa along with my dignity.

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun


"

Happens to me all the time...

But I live in a busy house so it's the others more than likely moved things about...

You however it's gotta be them invisible ninjas....

....did you ever find your. Virginity Annie..i heard you lost it?

I heard she misplaced it in a safe place several times and saint Anthony got it back for her

I actually know who took it...

Went back and I was miserably disappointed....

Decided he can keep it...

Mental note some things should never be found or revisited "

Isn't that the case with everyone's though. We all wish we could forget those dreadful, embarrassing experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Happens to me all the time...

But I live in a busy house so it's the others more than likely moved things about...

You however it's gotta be them invisible ninjas....

....did you ever find your. Virginity Annie..i heard you lost it?

I heard she misplaced it in a safe place several times and saint Anthony got it back for her

I actually know who took it...

Went back and I was miserably disappointed....

Decided he can keep it...

Mental note some things should never be found or revisited

I hear ya sister lol"

LOL...A funny story for next time!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, although I'm forever putting things away in a safe place and can never remember the safe place when I need to

That's commonly known as old age."

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, although I'm forever putting things away in a safe place and can never remember the safe place when I need to

That's commonly known as old age.

Cheers "

is there old people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Happens to me all the time...

But I live in a busy house so it's the others more than likely moved things about...

You however it's gotta be them invisible ninjas....

....did you ever find your. Virginity Annie..i heard you lost it?

I heard she misplaced it in a safe place several times and saint Anthony got it back for her

I actually know who took it...

Went back and I was miserably disappointed....

Decided he can keep it...

Mental note some things should never be found or revisited

I hear ya sister lol

LOL...A funny story for next time!!!! "

Always dahling...you never fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, although I'm forever putting things away in a safe place and can never remember the safe place when I need to

That's commonly known as old age.

Cheers is there old people on here"

Old age is a state of mind...what state is yours in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

St Anthony is taking all the stuff and swapping it around

You may end up with someone else's shit

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Good evening fabster's. In the last month and I live alone I have had my passport, a phone and a pair of boxing gloves dissappear into thin air, where do they go. Has anyone ever had thing's dissappear without explanation. "

Have you throughly searched your chest hair ?

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobies disappearing

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun


"My boobies disappearing "

Have you misplaced them somewhere? Maybe you could ring some hotel reception you stayed at recently. They might have popped up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boobies disappearing

Have you misplaced them somewhere? Maybe you could ring some hotel reception you stayed at recently. They might have popped up."

Damn why did I not think of that...bit embarrassed to ring last hotel I stayed at

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast


"My boobies disappearing "

I can see them and they look fine to me.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Happens to me regularly with cucumbers. I buy them and by the time I want to eat them I can find them anywhere

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Happens to me regularly with cucumbers. I buy them and by the time I want to eat them I can find them anywhere "

Did u try the toy box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on peeps, do I have to do a lost cucumber joke??

I'm find my marbles are disappearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a beeper attached to my keys greatest investment ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happens to me regularly with cucumbers. I buy them and by the time I want to eat them I can find them anywhere "

Ha ha DH, you either got a ghost or a sleep wa*ker

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Happens to me regularly with cucumbers. I buy them and by the time I want to eat them I can find them anywhere

Did u try the toy box "

I'm telling you cj, they walk out on me! The only reasonable explanation I can find....

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

U must have d dressed black hole lol where things disapear into

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Happens to me regularly with cucumbers. I buy them and by the time I want to eat them I can find them anywhere

Did u try the toy box

I'm telling you cj, they walk out on me! The only reasonable explanation I can find.... "

Well stop storing them in warm wet places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boobies disappearing "

Think i just found them....

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I meant d dreded black hole

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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"Good evening fabster's. In the last month and I live alone I have had my passport, a phone and a pair of boxing gloves dissappear into thin air, where do they go. Has anyone ever had thing's dissappear without explanation. "

Im forever losing things , Once lost a few pound's hidden in a sock. turned up a few years later in the cavity of a wall in the hot press .Had to dig my feet in to get holding on to it tho.

All in the house staking a claim on it.

And just last week my reputation ,well so im told ,well this should be easily found if i l@@k in the right places just maybe. or maybe not.

Hold & I'll do a spell check !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While searching for some lost items I went through a door and found myself in John Malkovic's mind. After 15 minutes I was spat out into a ditch next to the M50 full of phones, passports and boxing gloves.

Is that any help to you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening fabster's. In the last month and I live alone I have had my passport, a phone and a pair of boxing gloves dissappear into thin air, where do they go. Has anyone ever had thing's dissappear without explanation. "
Yes and you can be sure there's an explanation. I once lived in an apartment where this started becoming a regular thing. Passport,pictures and clothes. Turns out the landlords daughter had a bit of a thing for me and was helping herself to souvenirs...you could be the object of someone's obsession too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant d dreded black hole "

Keep it clean now Choko

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