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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could be the opposite sex for a day what is the first thing you would do

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Most will say get laid but knowing my luck the body I'd take over would have the painters in so I am going to say soliphdine,chocolate and a hot water bottle and curl up in front of the telly with a weepy movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring work tell to them I'm up the duff and i'm taking a year off.

Failing that I'd go out and gangbanged by about ten lads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing that I'd go out and gangbanged by about ten lads."

Sure you can do that already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have gangbang with 4 hung guys ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd stay busy all day feeling myself up..... much like normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very cliched answer but I'd just buy a hitachi. Invite a lady over and spend the day in my bedroom. Guys seem to find it much easier to orgasm but women seem to have much better ones so experiencing that would be pretty cool.

I'm struggling to think what else I could do that I can't do now.

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By *asterDisasterMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Bjs and rimming are good but at the same time absolutely unbelievinble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing that I'd go out and gangbanged by about ten lads.

Sure you can do that already. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much "

Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much

Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things. "

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Where theres a will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like that funny video of the elephant shaking his trunk I think if I had a Penis for a day I'd have to have a good look at it obviously, hope I'd be blessed with a 9'er and impressive girt...

After careful examination and a extraction I'd proudly show it to as many girls as I could...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much

Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things.

Where theres a will

See you think like a woman lol

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I'd be playing clit and G spot to multiple orgasms heaven and testing if anal made them better, all while feeling my breasts and pinching my nipples.

Place would be a mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a woman for the day I'd walk about with a pout on me all day. look other women up and down. Tut a lot and see what this cooking and cleaning Craic is all about

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

If I were a man for the day I'd do something that no man has ever done before....the housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to see what child birth is like.

And how do you bleed for 5-7 days and not die ...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

First I'd have a wank , just to check the feeling. If I like it I want more so maybe get a blowjob from a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This concept is alien to the Manbeast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stress about whether my cock was too small...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stress about whether my cock was too small..."

Well I suppose that would be different lol cause no man would do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much

Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things.

Where theres a will

See you think like a woman lol "

Maybe should of been

Where there's a Willie

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Lock the doors and play with my new breasts, and experience a multiple orgasms or 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much

Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things.

Where theres a will

See you think like a woman lol

Maybe should of been

Where there's a Willie

Oh I get you know, you meant with two guys, ah yeah you'd get that no bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a woman I'd wake late and wonder where my breakfast was and then meander to the loo scratchin my fanny. While peeing I'd fret over the size of my thighs and try and remember did I see that spot before and think was it safe if I dyed my pubes. I'd smile at myself in the mirror but avoid looking at the weighing scales and while pulling on my leggings imagine I might some day get into the smaller sizes I'd ziplocked two years ago before I went on an almost binge which still hasn't ended.......to be continued....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To cheer myself up I would decide to have a me day. I'd head into town and have a nice latte or capuchino for myself and a choc pastry and phone my fav hairdresser to see could she squeeze me in. Maybe go to a book shop and of course Penneys to treat myself to some random must haves and browse the lingerie section dreaming me fitting into those skimpy little numbers but then settle on a sensible sturdy granny fourpack.

While waiting on my bestie I'd check my fab emails and feel not a bit of sympathy for those petvy sado's messaging me and fabbin my bum and wonder though am I ever going to find a decent guy. .....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about "

U only have 24 hrs

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Multitask, just to see how it feels

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

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By *uckypuppy007Woman
over a year ago

dublin

"Like that funny video of the elephant shaking his trunk I think if I had a Penis for a day I'd have to have a good look at it obviously, hope I'd be blessed with a 9'er and impressive girt...

After careful examination and a extraction I'd proudly show it to as many girls as I could...

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By *uckypuppy007Woman
over a year ago

dublin

Running around playing with it & pretending to be a windmill

End up arrested no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing that I'd go out and gangbanged by about ten lads.

Sure you can do that already.

Oh yeah...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today, he's just gone out to do an oil change & service. Maybe later when he's finished.

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I would paint myself orange, put a tracksuit on and shout at my friends in a screechy voice in a shopping centre.

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By *ara44Woman
over a year ago

city

Sit on my sofa wanking ,

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

You're telling me, how should I know?

I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...

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By *ara44Woman
over a year ago

city

And send messages on fab to lady's saying wanna fuck ,check out my sky remote photo

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

You're telling me, how should I know?

I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...

Never had a pity fuck

well not that I know about

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

You're telling me, how should I know?

I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...

Never had a pity fuck

well not that I know about "

Then she did a good job

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

You're telling me, how should I know?

I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...

Never had a pity fuck

well not that I know about

Then she did a good job

Fancy a Fuck

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

You're telling me, how should I know?

I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...

Never had a pity fuck

well not that I know about

Then she did a good job

Fancy a Fuck

Are you saying that as a woman? Are ye good in giving bjs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go swimming and then the ladies changing room

Might aswell see if they drop the towels - like we do in the males changing rooms

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

You're telling me, how should I know?

I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...

Never had a pity fuck

well not that I know about

Then she did a good job

Fancy a Fuck

Are you saying that as a woman? Are ye good in giving bjs? "

Only if u have a cock of good lenght and thickness and chocolate would be a bonus

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Go swimming and then the ladies changing room

Might aswell see if they drop the towels - like we do in the males changing rooms

Note to self stay out of the changing rooms when Stephen is in

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lock all the doors, put the phone off the hook... and pleasure the f**k out of myself and learn what turns me on and off. Then next time I was with a lady, I could hopefully give her a really great time

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

You're telling me, how should I know?

I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...

Never had a pity fuck

well not that I know about

Then she did a good job

Fancy a Fuck

Are you saying that as a woman? Are ye good in giving bjs?

Only if u have a cock of good lenght and thickness and chocolate would be a bonus

Pmsl, cjella you durty little size queen!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about

U only have 24 hrs

Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks

She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female

I mean he will

I thought all men are entitled when signing up here

You mean we not

You're telling me, how should I know?

I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...

Never had a pity fuck

well not that I know about

Then she did a good job

Fancy a Fuck

Are you saying that as a woman? Are ye good in giving bjs?

Only if u have a cock of good lenght and thickness and chocolate would be a bonus

Pmsl, cjella you durty little size queen!

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could be the opposite sex for a day what is the first thing you would do

I'll be honest I'd play with my new boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take some pictures of myself and set up a female photo verified account on here to use when i turn back into a man....seems to be the done thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to know how it feels to wake up with a horn, a d also to experience a prostate massage

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By *ublin_hungMan
over a year ago

Fundalk

Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I woke up and found I'd grown a fanny overnight... I'never get out of bed

I'd have bath fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to know how it feels to wake up with a horn, a d also to experience a prostate massage

....Me too!!

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