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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

And just like in Toy Story the movie, your toys are called 'Buzz' and 'Woody' but for very different reasons...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And just like in Toy Story the movie, your toys are called 'Buzz' and 'Woody' but for very different reasons..."

Lol but missing in action...not a happy camper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could improvise until you find them

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Try the bottom of the knickers drawer women do keep some strange things in there

so my friend says

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

This could actually be the plot for the porn version of Toy Story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have searched everywhere! I hope this has a happy ending

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Or a happy finish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And just like in Toy Story the movie, your toys are called 'Buzz' and 'Woody' but for very different reasons...

Lol but missing in action...not a happy camper

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r....

To Infinity and beyond

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

"And just like in Toy Story the movie, your toys are called 'Buzz' and 'Woody' but for very different reasons...

Lol but missing in action...not a happy camper

r....

To Infinity and beyond

To in-fanny and beyond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, I hope some youngsters didn't bring it home to play fetch with the dog

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

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"Ha ha, I hope some youngsters didn't bring it home to play fetch with the dog "

Didn't something like that happen in a film? I think it might've been Parenthood: 'Oh, that's, er, mom's electric ear-cleaner!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I have a woodie here if it's any good to u

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about."

Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.

Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere

Ffs buzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.

Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere

Ffs buzz"

Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.

Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.

Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere

Ffs buzz

Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.

Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination

Or gone home to her knicker drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.

Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere

Ffs buzz

Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.

Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination

she might have thought it was your hair straightener

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!

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did you put them in the shed with the lawnmower ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.

Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere

Ffs buzz

Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.

Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination

Or gone home to her knicker drawer

Nooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.

Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere

Ffs buzz

Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.

Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination

she might have thought it was your hair straightener

Hair curler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just reading this and my 8 year old shouts up the stairs. I found your toys mam..

I nearly died.. but he was messing that he found an old beer glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!

did you put them in the shed with the lawnmower ??"

No, that's where I keep the battery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Found it....had hid it in a hand bag. Logging off for awhile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just reading this and my 8 year old shouts up the stairs. I found your toys mam..

I nearly died.. but he was messing that he found an old beer glass

Oh the dread...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just reading this and my 8 year old shouts up the stairs. I found your toys mam..

I nearly died.. but he was messing that he found an old beer glass

Oh the dread...lol"

Ha ha

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Buzz n woody very good names for her vibrator lol , u women never know where u put stuff where's me phone where's me purse lol get a rope n tie them to it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buzz n woody very good names for her vibrator lol , u women never know where u put stuff where's me phone where's me purse lol get a rope n tie them to it haha "

Shocking waste of a rope

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

"Buzz n woody very good names for her vibrator lol , u women never know where u put stuff where's me phone where's me purse lol get a rope n tie them to it haha "

Closely followed by 'where's me rope'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you had a big happy ending

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Lol, frisky, I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one doing silly things like that. I still have some very expensive luxury chocolate hidden somewhere, I can't find it!!!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!

Top Tip:

An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!

Top Tip:

An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator!

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Lick i just nearly fell off my seat when i read that lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!

Top Tip:

An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator!

Lick i just nearly fell off my seat when i read that lol

Thanks I spat my coffee out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!

Top Tip:

An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol, frisky, I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one doing silly things like that. I still have some very expensive luxury chocolate hidden somewhere, I can't find it!!!

Nice surprise for you someday

Missing chocolates and a missing vibrator are slightly different...If the kid's find the chocolates you will never hear about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!

Top Tip:

An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator!

Buzz off

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Just grab the cucumber from the fridge, microwave it for 30secs and go!

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