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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know people on here, mainly females and couples need to have certain filters up but still some the messages leak through.

What are yours?

Today I got a message from a fellow that said:

"Subject: hi

Message: i fuk you gud"

Thank you kind sir for your eloquent missive, you have changed my whole world view and I find myself draw to your mysterious alure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that. "

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to our world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to our world "

I thought I understood before. It turns out like Jon Snow I know nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something."

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This fella sends me the same message about three times a day.. Something along the lines of "hi I'm Tom and I like to enjoy myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the'wanna fuk' and reply 'wanna fuk off!' we all get them no matter what but majority get blocked

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"I get the'wanna fuk' and reply 'wanna fuk off!' we all get them no matter what but majority get blocked"

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By *rDarcy37Man
over a year ago

lucan

How about wanna chat! I'd settle for that ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here. "

I don't think you can bypass filters through the forum. You can reply on the forum to people who have you blocked, but you can't send them a private message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here. "

But still... Wana fuk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it."

Rhino... can I suk u off now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here.

I don't think you can bypass filters through the forum. You can reply on the forum to people who have you blocked, but you can't send them a private message. "

Filters and blocking aren't the same though. Filtering all guys as opposed to blocking a profile aren't the same are they?

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it."

Ha i got the suck you off while you drive mails too.

Think its the same bloke over and over setting up new profiles.

Ended up blocking males because of him and a few others, but all basically wanting to suck me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here.

But still... Wana fuk? "

That an offer?

Most of my messages from males, were offers to suck me dry. Which is kind of scarey and conjures images of zombies or spiders in my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it.

Ha i got the suck you off while you drive mails too.

Think its the same bloke over and over setting up new profiles.

Ended up blocking males because of him and a few others, but all basically wanting to suck me off."

I think the logic is something along the lines of getting a bj won't make you gay, but fucking a guy would. So the lead with the blow job. Could be wrong but it's a theory lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it.

Rhino... can I suk u off now "

Sure snow....youll have message me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it.

Rhino... can I suk u off now

Sure snow....youll have message me though "

Do you drive

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I think I was only signed up a few minutes and I had got, "U horny?" from a male. A few more similar messages arrived that first day and I quickly learned about the filters .

If that's what you ladies have to deal with on a daily basis I feel for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it.

Rhino... can I suk u off now

Sure snow....youll have message me though

Do you drive "

Why do I need to drive to do that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here.

But still... Wana fuk?

That an offer?

Most of my messages from males, were offers to suck me dry. Which is kind of scarey and conjures images of zombies or spiders in my mind. "

I don't think I could take the rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it.

Rhino... can I suk u off now

Sure snow....youll have message me though

Do you drive

Why do I need to drive to do that??"

I thought that was just what everybody asked on here...

I'll drive... (my cock into your mouth...you can steer)...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here.

But still... Wana fuk?

That an offer?

Most of my messages from males, were offers to suck me dry. Which is kind of scarey and conjures images of zombies or spiders in my mind.

I don't think I could take the rejection "

To quote you earlier "welcome to our world"

What's life without a little risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was getting alot of you want sucked off mails when i had my ass pic up so changed it to my present one was still getting them even though i stated clearly on my profile i am straight. Now don't get me wrong i am very secure in my sexuality but it does get annoying after a few years so i have blocked single males,but alas i may miss out on the odd invite to parties or other event's now, that some decent single males host which i have attended in the past but herein lies the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the suck you off now, you drive ones...from people on profiles that say theyre 18, and theyre usually gone from the site a while later..who has time to do stuff like that late a night, mailing everybody showing up on mobile near by id say, and why do they say theyre so young....i always find them weird...hey its something to read when the forum posters hit the hay though isnt it.

Rhino... can I suk u off now

Sure snow....youll have message me though

Do you drive

Why do I need to drive to do that??

I thought that was just what everybody asked on here...

I'll drive... (my cock into your mouth...you can steer)...lol"

That's one classy line rhino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We often get a message

"We are fucking you"

It's signed

Enda and FG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here.

But still... Wana fuk?

That an offer?

Most of my messages from males, were offers to suck me dry. Which is kind of scarey and conjures images of zombies or spiders in my mind.

I don't think I could take the rejection

To quote you earlier "welcome to our world"

What's life without a little risk "

I might ruin ya for all the other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We often get a message

"We are fucking you"

It's signed

Enda and FG"

I was about to tell you don't name names hahaha

I'm slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the short "wanna fuck" ones to the ones like essays paragraph after paragraph of describing some scenario that's meant to turn me on...it's very awkward. Plus my attention span is nil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just block males? Saves a lot of unwanted eloquent offers like that.

Because the odd time people have something interesting to say. Usually a comment from a forum post or an invite to something.

Lucky you, all I ever got from males before blocking them were similar to that one. AFAIK filters don't work thorough the forum, so people can still respond to you here.

But still... Wana fuk?

That an offer?

Most of my messages from males, were offers to suck me dry. Which is kind of scarey and conjures images of zombies or spiders in my mind.

I don't think I could take the rejection

To quote you earlier "welcome to our world"

What's life without a little risk

I might ruin ya for all the other women

"

Sounds promising lol

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I get messages from guys but I have male friends n I chat to everyone on here but I just say no thanks but one nite this young guy not sure what age he was but he sounded very young n told him to get off cos I feared for him .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We often get a message

"We are fucking you"

It's signed

Enda and FG"

Just love political satire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We often get a message

"We are fucking you"

It's signed

Enda and FG

Just love political satire "

So do I when I realise thats what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever actually replied to these messages? I had a friend over few years back and she got a "your close. Wanna fuk? "

As an experiment she replied "sure. Now? "

He then started asking (pretty incoherently) about "Wat u wanna do? "

She just replied "let's fuk now like u said "

She got told to "fuk off " and blocked.

Bit like wondering what a dog might do if he actually caught a car. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever actually replied to these messages? I had a friend over few years back and she got a "your close. Wanna fuk? "

As an experiment she replied "sure. Now? "

He then started asking (pretty incoherently) about "Wat u wanna do? "

She just replied "let's fuk now like u said "

She got told to "fuk off " and blocked.

Bit like wondering what a dog might do if he actually caught a car. ..."

Oh I always reply saying no thanks. They haven't followed up with another one.

Sadly never got one from someone I was attracted to.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"This fella sends me the same message about three times a day.. Something along the lines of "hi I'm Tom and I like to enjoy myself" "
that's not me btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I replied with wanna fuck off and got ok wanking to your pictures so I said knock yourself out sweetie and blocked him

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"I replied with wanna fuck off and got ok wanking to your pictures so I said knock yourself out sweetie and blocked him"
that wasn't me either sorry !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I replied with wanna fuck off and got ok wanking to your pictures so I said knock yourself out sweetie and blocked himthat wasn't me either sorry !! Lol"

You did it with out asking lol

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"I replied with wanna fuck off and got ok wanking to your pictures so I said knock yourself out sweetie and blocked himthat wasn't me either sorry !! Lol

You did it with out asking lol"
oups !

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