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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Nods to DH for the idea)

A ziplock bag of dried Oregano...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book on how to build a bomb

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By *iceguydubMan
over a year ago

"(Nods to DH for the idea)

A ziplock bag of dried Oregano...

A ziplock bag of baking soda...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic zip ties...." they're only for resecuring my luggage after customs opens to check it"

....honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of plugs, charger cables and wires sticking out of a makeup box. (Took us 25 min to get the bag through security at Charles De Gaulle)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A water pistol.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

A bag of gummy bears...

Caused me to have EVERYTHING (including a bullet vibe) taken out of my bag in Leeds airport security. Oh and apparently 12 lipsticks are a bit excessive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bag of Coffee-mate (the tub was too bulky).

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

A human hand

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A few fake passports could be fun.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"A few fake passports could be fun.

...oh,and a copy of the Quran

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

ammonia nitrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullet proof vest

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

An alarm clock,wires and taped up shoe box

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

A shoe with a 3rd lace coming out of the heel

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Box cutters

They always have box cutters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chain & sprocket set...

(Btw, my items so far have all been things Mr69 has been stopped & searched over...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got stopped for havinian old mp3 played beside a toblerone, as apparently on the scanner it looks like c4.

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Half a pound of marzipan, causes an aweful panic for some reason.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Half a pound of marzipan, causes an aweful panic for some reason.

Probably because you'll be farting like a horse if you eat it?

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Oh and was flying over to collect a motorbike so brought my leathers and helmet, jeeeeeeeesus it's a helmet, calm down, what did the think I would do with it. Then I asked then would they give me a letter guaranteeing me unopposed unspecified damages should I obtain any firm of head related trauma during my flight or entry or exit from the airport, and guess what it is suddenly no problem. But I had 3 hours to fill due to bus schedule

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

I know a woman who's 5 year old put his cap gun in her handbag on the way out to the airport, stained underwear all around

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By *ngloirishcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

Jeez just put toys in your bag. When pinks flies to see me in the uk she normally brings a few toys for our weekend together.

Without fail she is pulled out of the line and bag emptied.

Last time she took the two she had out and put them in the tray, not a word was said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An ice cube holder that made AK-47 bullet shaped ice cubes and was itself in the shape of an AK-47 banana magazine...

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