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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Why oh why do the custom guys always take me out when I'm travelling and having my toy in the hand luggage? They dig it out of your hand luggage, holding it up for everyone visible and staring at you and asking what is this? IT'S A VIBRATOR! Ffs how do you get toys trough the custom without being exposed? Is it just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, stay cool and watch them getting the red face

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Haha, stay cool and watch them getting the red face "

I did, it went back into the back as quick as it came out. It's still annoying though being taken out every time

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Haha, stay cool and watch them getting the red face

I did, it went back into the back as quick as it came out. It's still annoying though being taken out every time "

* Into the bag

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"Haha, stay cool and watch them getting the red face

I did, it went back into the back as quick as it came out. It's still annoying though being taken out every time "

Cant away with much with the scanners these days.

Could have been a concealed weapon.

Bet they blush more then yourself...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Pmsi Well if u insist on carrying weapons in ur hand luggage

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Pmsi Well if u insist on carrying weapons in ur hand luggage "

I'm less dangerous with my weapon than without

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By *ccasional couple 32Couple
over a year ago

mayo

Weapon of ASS destruction !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try wearing it...

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"Why oh why do the custom guys always take me out when I'm travelling and having my toy in the hand luggage? They dig it out of your hand luggage, holding it up for everyone visible and staring at you and asking what is this? IT'S A VIBRATOR! Ffs how do you get toys trough the custom without being exposed? Is it just me? "
rub lube on it make it too slippery for them to grab it ....

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By *andyman.snrMan
over a year ago

leixlip

Put it in the tray , that'll save them the embarrassment

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"Put it in the tray , that'll save them the embarrassment "

Haha, that would be brazzen, but it could work...

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"You could try wearing it... "

Nice one, just imaging that doorframe you've to walk through and it goes beep....what then? You pull it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could try wearing it...

Nice one, just imaging that doorframe you've to walk through and it goes beep....what then? You pull it out? "

Tell them it's a piercing?

I wasn't being serious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could tell them to confiscate it and shove it up their holes

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Obviously it's just me as no one experienced that as well, I've to work in my innocent face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can always insist on a fem to search ur bag

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

Being electronic do you have to turn it off for takeoff & landing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm going to take a vibe with us next time we go on holiday. Just to see if we get pulled aside. I would love to see the horror stricken look on my wife's face.

Could they be pulling you aside because your fit and attractive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I got stopped coming bk from Birmingham bag got serched I nearly died so imbarrising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring a bigger toy that's clearly shaped like a penis, chances are they won't touch it, let alone take it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called back once after checking in a bag, bloody vibe started itself so my bag was buzzing

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Omg u must have went scarlet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toy at home and find something or someone to take its place on the holiday?

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By *ubFunHuntersCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Toys for us always travel in the checked bag expect for the wand the weight off that bloody thing takes up most of the allowance so dosent fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg u must have went scarlet lol "

Nah I just laughed in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg u must have went scarlet lol

Nah I just laughed in the end "

Best response to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg u must have went scarlet lol

Nah I just laughed in the end

Best response to be honest."

Helps to be brazen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Helps to be brazen lol"

Who doesn't love a good brazen woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Helps to be brazen lol

Who doesn't love a good brazen woman?"

Haha you'd be surprised

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Why oh why do the custom guys always take me out when I'm travelling and having my toy in the hand luggage? They dig it out of your hand luggage, holding it up for everyone visible and staring at you and asking what is this? IT'S A VIBRATOR! Ffs how do you get toys trough the custom without being exposed? Is it just me? "

They know rightly. That's why they do it.

Takes a dick to spot one lol.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Why oh why do the custom guys always take me out when I'm travelling and having my toy in the hand luggage? They dig it out of your hand luggage, holding it up for everyone visible and staring at you and asking what is this? IT'S A VIBRATOR! Ffs how do you get toys trough the custom without being exposed? Is it just me?

They know rightly. That's why they do it.

Takes a dick to spot one lol. "

Yeah, those guys might be even on fab, grinning while reading this thread!

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