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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, i've just come in from having a smoke break. While i was outside watching the world go by. A girl, quite cute, crosses over the road on her way to work in a neighbouring building. As she crosses, she starts scratching her bliff through her jeans!! Not the sight i want to see! It's up there with a girl farting. I don't want to see or hear that!! What are your turn offs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown teeth, anyone clearing the back of their throat and spitting or a guy walking around with his hand down his trackies holding on for dear life the list is endless!

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Aaaaaa can't beat a good fart sure who doesn't have a giggle.

Fanny farts even better, as the amusing sound track but no smell to endure lol.

Plus the activity that caused them mmmmm

Oh yea this was about turn offfffsssss

Mmmm being all snooty stuck up, face would shatter if they smiled types

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah, bad teeth isn't good at all! I hate people spitting. It's bloody disgusting, especially those people who seem to squirt it out of their mouths. God, i hate that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting drives me insane to the point that I've said it to people before. Wasted my time mind you.

I seriously doubt she thought you were having a sneaky perv on her while she thought she was having a discreet scratch. I'm sure you've done it yourself OP . On the teeth thing, would you blank someone if their teeth weren't straight yet impeccably clean ?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I hate the word no. "Fuck off ya geriatric loser ya" isn't great either although they're not necessarily a complete turn of, just the ladies playing hard to get!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spitting drives me insane to the point that I've said it to people before. Wasted my time mind you.

I seriously doubt she thought you were having a sneaky perv on her while she thought she was having a discreet scratch. I'm sure you've done it yourself OP . On the teeth thing, would you blank someone if their teeth weren't straight yet impeccably clean ?"

She was crossing toward a fairly busy bus stop! Lol if i need a scratch, i do it discreetly. crooked teeth aren't a problem, as long as they are clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitting drives me insane to the point that I've said it to people before. Wasted my time mind you.

I seriously doubt she thought you were having a sneaky perv on her while she thought she was having a discreet scratch. I'm sure you've done it yourself OP . On the teeth thing, would you blank someone if their teeth weren't straight yet impeccably clean ?

She was crossing toward a fairly busy bus stop! Lol if i need a scratch, i do it discreetly. crooked teeth aren't a problem, as long as they are clean. "

Discretion is key lol. No matter how attractive someone is you gotta mask the scratch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spitting drives me insane to the point that I've said it to people before. Wasted my time mind you.

I seriously doubt she thought you were having a sneaky perv on her while she thought she was having a discreet scratch. I'm sure you've done it yourself OP . On the teeth thing, would you blank someone if their teeth weren't straight yet impeccably clean ?

She was crossing toward a fairly busy bus stop! Lol if i need a scratch, i do it discreetly. crooked teeth aren't a problem, as long as they are clean.

Discretion is key lol. No matter how attractive someone is you gotta mask the scratch "

You're not wrong there!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Bliff is a new word on me. Is that front or back?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Bliff is a new word on me. Is that front or back? "

Oh wait... Urban dictionary has sorted me out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bliff is a new word on me. Is that front or back? "

Front Michael

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bliff is a new word on me. Is that front or back?

Oh wait... Urban dictionary has sorted me out! "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It would look a lot worse if she was scratching her arse though... Possibly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bliff is a new word on me. Is that front or back?

Oh wait... Urban dictionary has sorted me out!

"

Now I have look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor decorum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's stubble starting to grow back.couldnt really blame her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it's stubble starting to grow back.couldnt really blame her "

Or crabs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lads putting your hand in your pockets to scratch your itch doesn't go unnoticed either

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre


" So, i've just come in from having a smoke break. While i was outside watching the world go by. A girl, quite cute, crosses over the road on her way to work in a neighbouring building. As she crosses, she starts scratching her bliff through her jeans!! Not the sight i want to see! It's up there with a girl farting. I don't want to see or hear that!! What are your turn offs? "

Picking nose and eating it in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking

Excessive d*unkness

Girls who spend the entire night taking selfies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Employees hanging around businesses smoking, it's so offputting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Employees hanging around businesses smoking, it's so offputting... "

Ha ha! Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Employees hanging around businesses smoking, it's so offputting...

Ha ha! Touché "

If an itch starts in my "bliff" or elsewhere down there it must, MUST be resisted. If you think it was unladylike having a scratch crossing the road you should have seen me on that low wall last week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Employees hanging around businesses smoking, it's so offputting...

Ha ha! Touché

If an itch starts in my "bliff" or elsewhere down there it must, MUST be resisted. If you think it was unladylike having a scratch crossing the road you should have seen me on that low wall last week!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" So, i've just come in from having a smoke break. While i was outside watching the world go by. A girl, quite cute, crosses over the road on her way to work in a neighbouring building. As she crosses, she starts scratching her bliff through her jeans!! Not the sight i want to see! It's up there with a girl farting. I don't want to see or hear that!! What are your turn offs?

Picking nose and eating it in public. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An attitude of self importance here is awful major turn off but bad teeth and bad shoes and a flat ass is brutal too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sydney disclaimer thing . People think that if they have it on thier profile it actually has some legal weight and will stop anyone using pictures or info they have on thier profile for everyone to see ; it doesn't .

Also academics don't care about your sex life . It really isn't that interesting.

Every paper paper written by any student (at least above the undergraduate level) must be ethics approved, especially research for a PhD or Masters which is normally publicly available. No way would any college allow research that publicly broadcasts a persons sexlife without their express, informed consent.

So if I see that disclaimer on profile , I assume they are an idiot and move on to the next one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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The Sydney disclaimer thing . People think that if they have it on thier profile it actually has some legal weight and will stop anyone using pictures or info they have on thier profile for everyone to see ; it doesn't .

Also academics don't care about your sex life . It really isn't that interesting.

Every paper paper written by any student (at least above the undergraduate level) must be ethics approved, especially research for a PhD or Masters which is normally publicly available. No way would any college allow research that publicly broadcasts a persons sexlife without their express, informed consent.

So if I see that disclaimer on profile , I assume they are an idiot and move on to the next one ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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The Sydney disclaimer thing . People think that if they have it on thier profile it actually has some legal weight and will stop anyone using pictures or info they have on thier profile for everyone to see ; it doesn't .

Also academics don't care about your sex life . It really isn't that interesting.

Every paper paper written by any student (at least above the undergraduate level) must be ethics approved, especially research for a PhD or Masters which is normally publicly available. No way would any college allow research that publicly broadcasts a persons sexlife without their express, informed consent.

So if I see that disclaimer on profile , I assume they are an idiot and move on to the next one . "

+2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The Sydney disclaimer thing . People think that if they have it on thier profile it actually has some legal weight and will stop anyone using pictures or info they have on thier profile for everyone to see ; it doesn't .

Also academics don't care about your sex life . It really isn't that interesting.

Every paper paper written by any student (at least above the undergraduate level) must be ethics approved, especially research for a PhD or Masters which is normally publicly available. No way would any college allow research that publicly broadcasts a persons sexlife without their express, informed consent.

So if I see that disclaimer on profile , I assume they are an idiot and move on to the next one ."

That's the Fab version of the Facebook is going to start charging posts. Immediate facepalm, I wonder who started that, they must get some laugh seeing idiots post it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth, suits, gold chains and football shirts

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre


"Employees hanging around businesses smoking, it's so offputting...

Ha ha! Touché

If an itch starts in my "bliff" or elsewhere down there it must, MUST be resisted. If you think it was unladylike having a scratch crossing the road you should have seen me on that low wall last week!"

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"Employees hanging around businesses smoking, it's so offputting... "

Yep, especially judgemental ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Employees hanging around businesses smoking, it's so offputting...

Yep, especially judgemental ones.

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