FabSwingers.com forum: Fun status thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK fellow formites let's have a bit of a laugh..

Simply suggest a status for the poster above you...

Rules are..

1. you have to put up the status until tomorrow

2. you have to drop the filters

3. Be nice ish

4. Don't skip anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehehehehe

Ur status is

' I swear doctor I slipped on the tiles and the carrot just got stuck up there'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hehehehehe

Ur status is

' I swear doctor I slipped on the tiles and the carrot just got stuck up there'

Dirty knickers for sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hehehehehe

Ur status is

' I swear doctor I slipped on the tiles and the carrot just got stuck up there'

Dirty knickers for sale

I ejaculate prematurely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ejaculate prematurely"

Interested in taking a big fat cock in both holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Anyone for frogging?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I'm in

Anyone for frogging?

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lol you biatch......

Fancy a fuck I've got a spare couple of hrs and I want to be fucked hard...mail me largest cock wins I will travel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Anyone for frogging?

lol you biatch......

Fancy a fuck I've got a spare couple of hrs and I want to be fucked hard...mail me largest cock wins I will travel.... "

Ohhhhhh who's the biatch

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I'm in

Anyone for frogging?

lol you biatch......

Fancy a fuck I've got a spare couple of hrs and I want to be fucked hard...mail me largest cock wins I will travel.... mwahhh

Ohhhhhh who's the biatch

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I'm in

Anyone for frogging?

lol you biatch......

Fancy a fuck I've got a spare couple of hrs and I want to be fucked hard...mail me largest cock wins I will travel.... mwahhh

Ohhhhhh who's the biatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever guesses the colour of my knickers gets to keep them

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

I'm greedy I want not two but three cocks....all at once. Whose got the minerals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm greedy I want not two but three cocks....all at once. Whose got the minerals"

I go munting three nights a week anyone wanna join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna mail you letme and ask you what was frogging and then I seen a cpl of other peculiar statuses! Very good, well done folks

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I was gonna mail you letme and ask you what was frogging and then I seen a cpl of other peculiar statuses! Very good, well done folks

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lol lolli what have I let myself in for..

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By *ir1967Man
over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid

Make me beg for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna mail you letme and ask you what was frogging and then I seen a cpl of other peculiar statuses! Very good, well done folks

lol lolli what have I let myself in for.."

God knows!!!! Have hou had many mails yet? I seen another one with a carrot

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I'm greedy I want not two but three cocks....all at once. Whose got the minerals

I go munting three nights a week anyone wanna join me

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fuck it. Its a long weekend. Form a que boys I'm in one of those moods. I fancy being blindfolded and gang banged by at least 8 tall muscle men. Tatoos and gym types only. Bring it on

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over a year ago

"I'm greedy I want not two but three cocks....all at once. Whose got the minerals

I go munting three nights a week anyone wanna join me

fuck it. Its a long weekend. Form a que boys I'm in one of those moods. I fancy being blindfolded and gang banged by at least 8 tall muscle men. Tatoos and gym types only. Bring it on"

Had to shorten it , it was too long

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I'm greedy I want not two but three cocks....all at once. Whose got the minerals

I go munting three nights a week anyone wanna join me

fuck it. Its a long weekend. Form a que boys I'm in one of those moods. I fancy being blindfolded and gang banged by at least 8 tall muscle men. Tatoos and gym types only. Bring it on

Had to shorten it , it was too long

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ull score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put mine up this will be hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was gonna mail you letme and ask you what was frogging and then I seen a cpl of other peculiar statuses! Very good, well done folks

lol lolli what have I let myself in for..

God knows!!!! Have hou had many mails yet? I seen another one with a carrot

Yea I can thank yer wan for that..

Lolli join in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna mail you letme and ask you what was frogging and then I seen a cpl of other peculiar statuses! Very good, well done folks

lol lolli what have I let myself in for..

God knows!!!! Have hou had many mails yet? I seen another one with a carrot

Yea I can thank yer wan for that..

Lolli join in x"

Usually I would but am hidden at the mo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was gonna mail you letme and ask you what was frogging and then I seen a cpl of other peculiar statuses! Very good, well done folks

lol lolli what have I let myself in for..

God knows!!!! Have hou had many mails yet? I seen another one with a carrot

Yea I can thank yer wan for that..

Lolli join in x

Usually I would but am hidden at the mo

I know I was trying to perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna mail you letme and ask you what was frogging and then I seen a cpl of other peculiar statuses! Very good, well done folks

lol lolli what have I let myself in for..

God knows!!!! Have hou had many mails yet? I seen another one with a carrot

Yea I can thank yer wan for that..

Lolli join in x

Usually I would but am hidden at the mo

I know I was trying to perv

Haha Sprung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

"
....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/07/16 05:49:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

I've a secret fetish, I love BTC's, bring them to me boys!

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

I've a secret fetish, I love BTC's, bring them to me boys!"

Big boobs looking for big cock to get lost in my gap

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By *eenherebeforeMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I love licking wrinkly ball bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody call me an ambulance......knew i should've lubed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please help needed to get the carrot out

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By *eenherebeforeMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I've just lubed up with deep heat. Bareback anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mayhave invertedly put the superglue next to the lube last night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy"

Oh I can't wait for all the hairy holes this weekend just love hairy dirty bums so much

Might be a fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy"

Brilliant this just made my morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Brilliant this just made my morning!

Tanx that's an easy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Brilliant this just made my morning!

Tanx that's an easy one

It's been one of those days so far!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

And t&t yours is ...

Any married guys available today? I'm home alone.. best cock picks gets a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

And t&t yours is ...

Any married guys available today? I'm home alone.. best cock picks gets a ride

Ya fucker and I thought I got off lightly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Brilliant this just made my morning!

Tanx that's an easy one

It's been one of those days so far!

Eh Jd

Yours is...

Looking for a bear to share

Mutual Bjs today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yosser you're not allowed to change it. Breaking the rules lol.

Be nice to me guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/07/16 12:41:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Brilliant this just made my morning!

Tanx that's an easy one

It's been one of those days so far!

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CITY

Any need can be met today ! I'm all yours for all your needs be them good , dirty , naughty I'm in !! Up for anything just so horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Brilliant this just made my morning!

Tanx that's an easy one

It's been one of those days so far!

By TitsandtattoosFind posts by Titsandtattoos Woman

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CITY

Any need can be met today ! I'm all yours for all your needs be them good , dirty , naughty I'm in !! Up for anything just so horny "

How do i get this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will shag your wife while you watch for free. Limited offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

37 cocks apiece even with a secretary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

Oh stop I'm not able , this went from fun to not married guys asking why my profile says one thing and status other

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over a year ago

"74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

Oh stop I'm not able , this went from fun to not married guys asking why my profile says one thing and status other

New one for T&T - I'm a little tea pot. short and stout. here is my handle. here is my collection of hardcore gay BDSM pornography.....

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over a year ago

"74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

Oh stop I'm not able , this went from fun to not married guys asking why my profile says one thing and status other

New one for T&T - I'm a little tea pot. short and stout. here is my handle. here is my collection of hardcore gay BDSM pornography.....

Hey Jd you don't have yours up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

Oh stop I'm not able , this went from fun to not married guys asking why my profile says one thing and status other

New one for T&T - I'm a little tea pot. short and stout. here is my handle. here is my collection of hardcore gay BDSM pornography.....

Hey Jd you don't have yours up"

I got one from one of the members on here! And if anyone can tell me what 'a stays for Ya Soz' actually means... I'd be much obligied...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

Oh stop I'm not able , this went from fun to not married guys asking why my profile says one thing and status other

New one for T&T - I'm a little tea pot. short and stout. here is my handle. here is my collection of hardcore gay BDSM pornography.....

Hey Jd you don't have yours up

I got one from one of the members on here! And if anyone can tell me what 'a stays for Ya Soz' actually means... I'd be much obligied...

Nah that's pants

Yours is...

Looking for a bear to share

Mutual Bjs today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

Oh stop I'm not able , this went from fun to not married guys asking why my profile says one thing and status other

New one for T&T - I'm a little tea pot. short and stout. here is my handle. here is my collection of hardcore gay BDSM pornography.....

Hey Jd you don't have yours up

I got one from one of the members on here! And if anyone can tell me what 'a stays for Ya Soz' actually means... I'd be much obligied...

Nah that's pants

Yours is...

Looking for a bear to share

Mutual Bjs today"

Done

and for you

2nd hand undies for sale brown train tracks €10 a pair, cum stains €20 Blood stains upon request....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Brilliant this just made my morning!

Im waiting for the message to make their hole weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunatics!!!!!

Partly guessed this was going on

....yours is " love rimming hairy assholes and getting wrinkly cock pics....send me yyour pics"

Oh...do I have to say I'm in or something????

No you commented so your busted Annie

Fck ye!!!!

So far I've 13 hairy arses looking to be rimmed...

And I'm not even gonna count the cock pictures!!!!

Why.....oh whyyyyyyyyyyy

Brilliant this just made my morning!

Im waiting for the message to make their hole weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Above already has good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little sheep is looking for a big ram.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My little sheep is looking for a big ram."

Pete yours is

Service me with a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"74 cock pics overnight lmao

I need a secretary to help me deal with them

37 cocks apiece even with a secretary."

You up to the job? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear 10 more minutes to go and it's a day up!!!

I need some bleach to wash my eyes out...

I need to unsee what I've seen today...

Oh....the hairy arses...

And the wrinkly cocks!

On the plus side there's a few that weren't so wrinkly...

But the hairy arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear 10 more minutes to go and it's a day up!!!

I need some bleach to wash my eyes out...

I need to unsee what I've seen today...

Oh....the hairy arses...

And the wrinkly cocks!

On the plus side there's a few that weren't so wrinkly...

But the hairy arses

Bahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear 10 more minutes to go and it's a day up!!!

I need some bleach to wash my eyes out...

I need to unsee what I've seen today...

Oh....the hairy arses...

And the wrinkly cocks!

On the plus side there's a few that weren't so wrinkly...

But the hairy arses

Bahahahahahaha"

Ohhhhhhhh....laugh laugh....

Dam ya Dam ye all!!!!!

Lol lol

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