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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?

Very funny piece went like this:

"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.

In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.

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By *ir1967Man
over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid

Doesn't sound encouraging

The description made me smile though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?

Very funny piece went like this:

"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.

In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.

"
......that has not been our experience of group sex events. ...

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

So what? It's still fun!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?

Very funny piece went like this:

"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.

In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.

"

Sounds like my kind of party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great craic I am guessing...still laughing at this

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

So is this thing happening or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?

Very funny piece went like this:

"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.

In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.

Sounds like my kind of party"

Hahaha haha.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna be sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 in the bed and the little one said role over

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"So is this thing happening or what?"

Feck ya let's make that shit happen lol

Apples

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in "

Ffs...Cockfest already!!!

Who am I kidding I'm in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The op is right though it's still great fun. Sweaty naked groping fun.....sur who wouldn't like that the man asks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?

Very funny piece went like this:

"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.

In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.

"

So where's this party? I wanna go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in the more sweaty and dirty the better

Sam

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Lets do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is this thing happening or what?

Feck ya let's make that shit happen lol

Apples "

Please i am in o yea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?

Very funny piece went like this:

"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.

In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.

"

Kinda reminds me of my first swinging club experience many year's ago at lovers leap in wicklow

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By *skacouplenowCouple
over a year ago

west


"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?

Very funny piece went like this:

"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.

In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.

......that has not been our experience of group sex events. ..."

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By *earlaitCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Sounds like a great finish to an evening of fun!!!! Bring it on!! ??

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By *piceyFunMan
over a year ago

Swingville

We thoroughly enjoyed reading the OP

Very descriptive and funny.

Not quite what we experienced, although 1 or 2 examples are giving us sone flashbacks.....

And for that reason, We're In

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