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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Just read that the kardashians use mayonnaise to make their public hair shiny and Victoria B. used a cream made from bird poo for her face.

What quirky beauty treatments have you guys in stock?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I know one or two ladies that love spunk face cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know one or two ladies that love spunk face cream "

Are they the same ones that use I-Kandi as a Day spa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know one or two ladies that love spunk face cream

Are they the same ones that use I-Kandi as a Day spa? "

Oh it's a day spa too? Beautiful relaxing views of what, Limerick's industrial estate heartland?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Nothing quirky but I'm a cream girl.... always putting cream on my face. .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing quirky but I'm a cream girl.... always putting cream on my face. ..... "
... I have just the thing...comes in a disposable man size dispenser

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Nothing quirky but I'm a cream girl.... always putting cream on my face. ..... ... I have just the thing...comes in a disposable man size dispenser "

Let me guess one has to pull those roundy dangly bits just behind the dispenser tap to get a good portion of cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing quirky but I'm a cream girl.... always putting cream on my face. ..... "

You should see this lube called "Spunk" Letme, it's erm, very realistic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest favour you can do your skin is not smoking and stay out of the sun.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Biggest favour you can do your skin is not smoking and stay out of the sun."

Very true but not a secret...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biggest favour you can do your skin is not smoking and stay out of the sun.

Very true but not a secret..."

Not many seem to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really hi tech but I use baking soda and coconut oil to clean my face 3-4 times a week and I use brown sugar and sunflower oil as a body style rub twice a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really hi tech but I use baking soda and coconut oil to clean my face 3-4 times a week and I use brown sugar and sunflower oil as a body style rub twice a week. "

You must always run short when you actually want to bake something!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I go for steam bath and sauna (good for whole body exfoliating under the cold shower in the end), anti wrinkle cream and a wank or two per day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go for steam bath and sauna (good for whole body exfoliating under the cold shower in the end), anti wrinkle cream and a wank or two per day "

Definately sounds better than the bird poo option....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count "

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process... "

Does anyone ever look at their best when they cum???

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process... "

Looks like it's going to be doggy then we won't have to look at the scary cum faces

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I dont give a fuck how i look when i cum...im too busy cumming ...anyway im usually on my own- -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inchydoney island lodge & spa.

ladies thinks this would make ye happy..

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process...

Does anyone ever look at their best when they cum??? "

I'm lucky enough not being on the receiving end of my cum face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process...

Does anyone ever look at their best when they cum???

I'm lucky enough not being on the receiving end of my cum face "

LOL.... do what I do and just close your eyes....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process...

Does anyone ever look at their best when they cum???

I'm lucky enough not being on the receiving end of my cum face "

Mmm maybe doggy in front of a mirror then fist full hair pulling ur head back

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process...

Does anyone ever look at their best when they cum???

I'm lucky enough not being on the receiving end of my cum face

Mmm maybe doggy in front of a mirror then fist full hair pulling ur head back "

Do you want to put me off sex altogether?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process...

Does anyone ever look at their best when they cum???

I'm lucky enough not being on the receiving end of my cum face

Mmm maybe doggy in front of a mirror then fist full hair pulling ur head back

Do you want to put me off sex altogether? "

Suffer baby suffer

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process...

Does anyone ever look at their best when they cum???

I'm lucky enough not being on the receiving end of my cum face

Mmm maybe doggy in front of a mirror then fist full hair pulling ur head back

Do you want to put me off sex altogether?

Suffer baby suffer "

....until our eyes meet in the mirror, a moment you'll never forget in your entire life, sends shivers down your spine and keeps you awake in the night....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"When I get a hardon the wrinkles disappear from my forehead does that count

Depends on how your face looks like when you cum. If you pull a scary grimace like me it might undo the whole face lifting process...

Does anyone ever look at their best when they cum???

I'm lucky enough not being on the receiving end of my cum face

Mmm maybe doggy in front of a mirror then fist full hair pulling ur head back

Do you want to put me off sex altogether?

Suffer baby suffer

....until our eyes meet in the mirror, a moment you'll never forget in your entire life, sends shivers down your spine and keeps you awake in the night.... "

Ohhhh I just struck a horn

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