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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So lots of people on here have phone sex as one of their interests, but is anyone actually into it or do people just tick every box they can??

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"So lots of people on here have phone sex as one of their interests, but is anyone actually into it or do people just tick every box they can??"

.

Don't mind what boxes people tick... How often do you see Smokers 'that won't meet smokers'?

Can't travel, Can't accommodate... yet always travel for meets!

Many don't even read their own profile, let alone profile of people they message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So lots of people on here have phone sex as one of their interests, but is anyone actually into it or do people just tick every box they can??

.

Don't mind what boxes people tick... How often do you see Smokers 'that won't meet smokers'?

Can't travel, Can't accommodate... yet always travel for meets!

Many don't even read their own profile, let alone profile of people they message."

Its them bloody 99 year olds that can't travel

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"So lots of people on here have phone sex as one of their interests, but is anyone actually into it or do people just tick every box they can??

.

Don't mind what boxes people tick... How often do you see Smokers 'that won't meet smokers'?

Can't travel, Can't accommodate... yet always travel for meets!

Many don't even read their own profile, let alone profile of people they message.

Its them bloody 99 year olds that can't travel"

Too mean to use their free travel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So lots of people on here have phone sex as one of their interests, but is anyone actually into it or do people just tick every box they can??

.

Don't mind what boxes people tick... How often do you see Smokers 'that won't meet smokers'?

Can't travel, Can't accommodate... yet always travel for meets!

Many don't even read their own profile, let alone profile of people they message.

Its them bloody 99 year olds that can't travel"

Like seriously , I get responses back from women saying that I'm not what your looking for. Damn right cause I'm only 32 maybe!! Lots of women and couples on here a bit up themselves, probably lads are the same too I just find look them up!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone"

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"So lots of people on here have phone sex as one of their interests, but is anyone actually into it or do people just tick every box they can??

.

Don't mind what boxes people tick... How often do you see Smokers 'that won't meet smokers'?

Can't travel, Can't accommodate... yet always travel for meets!

Many don't even read their own profile, let alone profile of people they message.

Its them bloody 99 year olds that can't travel

Like seriously , I get responses back from women saying that I'm not what your looking for. Damn right cause I'm only 32 maybe!! Lots of women and couples on here a bit up themselves, probably lads are the same too I just find look them up!"

Like seriously...you get responses??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So lots of people on here have phone sex as one of their interests, but is anyone actually into it or do people just tick every box they can??

.

Don't mind what boxes people tick... How often do you see Smokers 'that won't meet smokers'?

Can't travel, Can't accommodate... yet always travel for meets!

Many don't even read their own profile, let alone profile of people they message.

Its them bloody 99 year olds that can't travel

Like seriously , I get responses back from women saying that I'm not what your looking for. Damn right cause I'm only 32 maybe!! Lots of women and couples on here a bit up themselves, probably lads are the same too I just find look them up!

Like seriously...you get responses?? "

Yup, responses are from india.

"Helooo, how can I help you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones! "

That's not what I was looking for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never had phone sex....but I got up on the toaster once. ...it was hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone"

Its not that they don't have time. It's just they're deaf and can't hear whats being said

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

Its not that they don't have time. It's just they're deaf and can't hear whats being said"

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and just keep saying yes every few seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

Its not that they don't have time. It's just they're deaf and can't hear whats being said

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and just keep saying yes every few seconds!"

Thats why the men all want a 99 year old. they only say yes!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

Its not that they don't have time. It's just they're deaf and can't hear whats being said

.

and just keep saying yes every few seconds!

Thats why the men all want a 99 year old. they only say yes!"

Cheers... will modify my profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

Its not that they don't have time. It's just they're deaf and can't hear whats being said

.

and just keep saying yes every few seconds!

Thats why the men all want a 99 year old. they only say yes!

Cheers... will modify my profile!!"

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

Its not that they don't have time. It's just they're deaf and can't hear whats being said

.

and just keep saying yes every few seconds!

Thats why the men all want a 99 year old. they only say yes!

Cheers... will modify my profile!!

"

I took 99 y.o.'s out simply because they expect males to chase after them!!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for..."

Will have to use my imagination so...

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By *adraigNIMan
over a year ago

derry

Be careful with the phone sex..ye could end up with hearing aids if yer not careful

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I never had phone sex....but I got up on the toaster once. ...it was hot "

I was amused, even if nobody else was

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Be careful with the phone sex..ye could end up with hearing aids if yer not careful "

B'doom tschh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... "

How can you use what you haven't got.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got. "

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?"

.....you're neighbour is back I see....

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?.....you're neighbour is back I see.... "

Yes indeed.. probably back from A+E

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is the last time I'm asking anything here, ye should all be locked up for your own safety!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?.....you're neighbour is back I see....

Yes indeed.. probably back from A+E "

Now now don't be trying to take over another thread with your weird humour. Take a break have a kitkat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?.....you're neighbour is back I see....

Yes indeed.. probably back from A+E Now now don't be trying to take over another thread with your weird humour. Take a break have a kitkat."

....the return of the magnificent eight ......apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?"

Oh that's kinky and so imaginative

Read an interesting fact yesterday that cornflakes were invented as it was believed that the ingredients would lower the libido and the inventor was horrified with people's sexual appetite...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?

Oh that's kinky and so imaginative

Read an interesting fact yesterday that cornflakes were invented as it was believed that the ingredients would lower the libido and the inventor was horrified with people's sexual appetite...

"

Mr Kellogg was one of those "anti-sexualists" of which there were many back then. It takes all sorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?

Oh that's kinky and so imaginative

Read an interesting fact yesterday that cornflakes were invented as it was believed that the ingredients would lower the libido and the inventor was horrified with people's sexual appetite...

Ironic that the inventor of the most famoous morning filler didn't like getting his fill

Mr Kellogg was one of those "anti-sexualists" of which there were many back then. It takes all sorts. "

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?

Oh that's kinky and so imaginative

Read an interesting fact yesterday that cornflakes were invented as it was believed that the ingredients would lower the libido and the inventor was horrified with people's sexual appetite...

"

OK... might as well have a 3rd bowl of cornflakes so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the banging hot smoking 99 year olds with free travel who don't have time for phone sex...there is only so many times A&E will remove that phone

They should get one of those Raspberry phones!

That's not what I was looking for...

Will have to use my imagination so... How can you use what you haven't got.

Oh.. was it your cornflakes I pissed on?

Oh that's kinky and so imaginative

Read an interesting fact yesterday that cornflakes were invented as it was believed that the ingredients would lower the libido and the inventor was horrified with people's sexual appetite...

OK... might as well have a 3rd bowl of cornflakes so. "

Oink, oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it.

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By *rct4Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hate it.

Becouse you live in the sticks and have no coverage?! I been to mayo

"

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

I used to have a lot of phone sex (like every night) when I was still in America but involved with someone in cork. Now funnily enough he's in America and I'm here n the phone sex does nothing for me anymore. Still nice to talk to him tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy chatting on the phone about fucking my busty slut gf pm me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.am into text sex fun with ladies .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never had phone sex....but I got up on the toaster once. ...it was hot

I was amused, even if nobody else was "

So was I...

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By *ewishguyMan
over a year ago

mid ulster

Aahhhh the old phone sex! First had experience through the old O2 mobile chat - pre smart phones lol - also got a few great meets through it during my uni days. Anyway of course I understand how it 'does nothing' for some people but personally I feel that if in all alone and having a wee 'me play' it's as stimulating as say watching porn. Think there's a lot to be enjoyed from it and swopping pics/vids. Naturally the real thing is much better! Lol I've recently had phone sex using the hands free in the car and it was decimated something different! lol. Anyway like all things sex/fab related it's another case of each to their own and whatever turns me on won't necessarily turn someone else on! Hoping my phone friend is online tonight by the way lol

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I never had phone sex....but I got up on the toaster once. ...it was hot

I was amused, even if nobody else was

So was I... "

I tried to have sex on the phone a few weeks ago but I kept falling off it....

Sorry...taxi!!

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