FabSwingers.com forum: Calling a woman a bastard

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Overheard two shams talking about their female boss.one of the shams said"she a right bastard she is".never heard a woman called a bastard.sound odd.wat ye think???

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"Overheard two shams talking about their female boss.one of the shams said"she a right bastard she is".never heard a woman called a bastard.sound odd.wat ye think???"

I think you've never heard a woman called a bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she was illyigm..iligamit..iligma...a bastard...

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By *eansouth86Man
over a year ago

Dundee

The word sham confuses me more lol new one on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she was illyigm..iligamit..iligma...a bastard...

Creased over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bastard is gender neutral and can strike anywhere whereas other expletives are more particular to their name sake's...my take on it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she was illyigm..iligamit..iligma...a bastard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jon snow sexy Bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHAM awesome word.should be used more.bring back sham!

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Jon snow sexy Bastard"

Must have been his sister they were talking about!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives "

Sometimes a good swear is just awesome.

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Sometimes a curse is the best way to explain ones self .. Like no other word will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives "

We u certainly are a sexy bastard but id never call u a c@#t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone can be a bastard..women included

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By *eansouth86Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives "

Bastard is a great word and versatile lol but can someone take pity on the northerner and explain sham to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives

Bastard is a great word and versatile lol but can someone take pity on the northerner and explain sham to me lol"

i think a sham is a derogatory word for a traveller isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives

Bastard is a great word and versatile lol but can someone take pity on the northerner and explain sham to me lol

i think a sham is a derogatory word for a traveller isn't it?

a sales rep?

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives "

Bastard is a perfectly acceptable expletive in my view. However the use of the word christmas is totally overboard no matter how bad the person/situation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. .."

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!"
.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she was illyigm..iligamit..iligma...a bastard...

I really did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives

Bastard is a perfectly acceptable expletive in my view. However the use of the word christmas is totally overboard no matter how bad the person/situation..."

Lol that gave me a giggle

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!"

If you wash it... they will cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!

If you wash it... they will cum

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.....or if you cum....you're definitely washing it....

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By *rnyladniMan
over a year ago

Limavady

"never heard a woman called a bastard.sound odd.wat ye think???"

You must lead a sheltered life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!

If you wash it... they will cum

.....or if you cum....you're definitely washing it...."

I'm good at cleaning up messes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!

If you wash it... they will cum

.....or if you cum....you're definitely washing it....

I'm good at cleaning up messes

"
....well aren't you the girl. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few I've called worse here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a few I've called worse here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!

If you wash it... they will cum

.....or if you cum....you're definitely washing it....

I'm good at cleaning up messes

....well aren't you the girl. ..

Everyone else's messes except my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most bosses are called cunts male or female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called worse, its only someone's opinion

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!

If you wash it... they will cum

.....or if you cum....you're definitely washing it....

I'm good at cleaning up messes

....well aren't you the girl. ..

Everyone else's messes except my own

Just like the AGM phonebox this will be Wall to Wall luxury, custom paint job... the works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!

If you wash it... they will cum

.....or if you cum....you're definitely washing it....

I'm good at cleaning up messes

....well aren't you the girl. ..

Everyone else's messes except my own

Just like the AGM phonebox this will be Wall to Wall luxury, custom paint job... the works!"

Can't wait to see what you've done with the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most bosses are called cunts male or female"

Not only bosses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No most people are cunts till proven otherwise but benefit of doubt goes a long way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives

Bastard is a great word and versatile lol but can someone take pity on the northerner and explain sham to me lol"

I don't think it's a solely southern expression. I have friends from Coleraine who use it all the time. It's not derogatory just a reference to the person you're talking too, like mate of buddy. Though that's with an Irish twist since AFAIK it's derived from shambolic. So it would be mate in a state, in its original use.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Everybody seems to be a sham in Limerick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everybody seems to be a sham in Limerick. "

Its so funny to call someone sham! Knocks people of balance.Some posh aul wan asked me directions and i said "take a left and second right,its on ur left sham!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody seems to be a sham in Limerick.

Its so funny to call someone sham! Knocks people of balance.Some posh aul wan asked me directions and i said "take a left and second right,its on ur left sham!!""
. I personally love imbecile. ....you know when someone says something stupid. ..I love saying. .gwan ya fuckin imbecile. ...cracks me up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody seems to be a sham in Limerick.

Its so funny to call someone sham! Knocks people of balance.Some posh aul wan asked me directions and i said "take a left and second right,its on ur left sham!!" . I personally love imbecile. ....you know when someone says something stupid. ..I love saying. .gwan ya fuckin imbecile. ...cracks me up....

Imbecile is too big of a word for some people. Personally prefer ...."would you piss off you fuckin muppet" in my my best Dublin accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody seems to be a sham in Limerick.

Imbecile is too big of a word for some people. Personally prefer ...."would you piss off you fuckin muppet" in my my best Dublin accent

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...do you say bleedin jaysus, too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody seems to be a sham in Limerick.

Imbecile is too big of a word for some people. Personally prefer ...."would you piss off you fuckin muppet" in my my best Dublin accent

...do you say bleedin jaysus, too?

No just jaysus it has a better sound to it... but sometimes alternate between bleedin muppet, fuckin muppet and ya feckin eejit

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"I was eating a bag of tayto crisps in ny in 1984...George furey walked up to me and said. ."where did you get them sham"....I didn't think it was derogatory. ..

Bet he was fureyous you wouldn't share!.....fuck off and get that phone box sorted...

Will you stop annoying me about the phone box??

That is so last year!

Am busy washing out the tardis and redecorating!

If you wash it... they will cum

.....or if you cum....you're definitely washing it....

I'm good at cleaning up messes

....well aren't you the girl. ..

Everyone else's messes except my own

Just like the AGM phonebox this will be Wall to Wall luxury, custom paint job... the works!

Can't wait to see what you've done with the place

Painted the outside to look like a phone box!!

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Maybe she was illyigm..iligamit..iligma...a bastard...

Creased over

Commical....could picture fredie starr doin that as a gag

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Jon snow sexy Bastard"

Mrs Thatcher... bad one

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives "

I love the "K" word.... Khunt..brought to us by mr tommy tiernan... yer an awfull khunt so ya are so ya are..

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

You kick the edge of a door or door frame..table leg or chair with your bare foot... you will hear the words yaaaa baaaastarrrdddd... or khunt with a few others in the middle to make a sentance that would make a sailor blush... and if ya didnt say that well then... ya didnt kick it hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives

I love the "K" word.... Khunt..brought to us by mr tommy tiernan... yer an awfull khunt so ya are so ya are.."

Lol I read that in his accent! He's so funny, haven't watched him in ages. May have to find one of his shows to watch on tv later

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I love the word bastard. I also love the C word. I'm a fan of expletives

I love the "K" word.... Khunt..brought to us by mr tommy tiernan... yer an awfull khunt so ya are so ya are..

Lol I read that in his accent! He's so funny, haven't watched him in ages. May have to find one of his shows to watch on tv later "

Gita be done in his accent.. i went to see him in arklow and was with the ex wife.. "wife at the time" and he didnt do any traveler gags... not a single one..wife asks later in the hotel room why and i just looked at her..

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