FabSwingers.com forum: tradesmen in your house

By *igblueyam OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

Just wondering is there any ladies out there who would like to seduce or have thought about making a move on workmen at your house?. What tradesmen get you going?

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Apple's put a fecking sex ban on me till I finished the hall

Olliepops

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Apple's put a fecking sex ban on me till I finished the hall

Olliepops "

That get off here and do the hall ASAP....

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By *igblueyam OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

If I helped you would she play with me too???

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

A few years ago I had a very hot encounter with a plumber who was doing work in my house

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By *igblueyam OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering is there any ladies out there who would like to seduce or have thought about making a move on workmen at your house?. What tradesmen get you going? "

The plumber's assistant got his nuts tightened once upon a time...

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Apple's put a fecking sex ban on me till I finished the hall

Olliepops

That get off here and do the hall ASAP.... "

Nope it was finish the sittingroom darling ...and more like ....it's been six months already !!!! Lol .....but in fairness ..it is quite gorgeous and was finished over the course of a weekend, once he realised I was serious about the sex ban

Apples

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I was doing a job in a ladies house once and saw 3 vibrators beside her bed I know I shouldn't have but couldn't help looking in her top drawer and jackpot yes full of batteries looking back I should have been more helpful ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I was doing a job in a ladies house once and saw 3 vibrators beside her bed I know I shouldn't have but couldn't help looking in her top drawer and jackpot yes full of batteries looking back I should have been more helpful ...

What, by charging the batteries for her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, by charging the batteries for her?

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

By doing what trades men do best fill gaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I would suggest that rummaging in her drawers was a touch creepy, but maybe I'm just old fashioned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count

Did you buy afterwards?

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

I wonder if the lady of the house would insist on us using the tradesmans entrance ..I would certainly use her back doors if she asked me to !

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"I would suggest that rummaging in her drawers was a touch creepy, but maybe I'm just old fashioned? "
rummaging in ladies drawers is all the rage now a day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count

Did you buy afterwards? "

No Candy store...cringe...changed my mind on the location but met the agent again for 'lunch'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count

Did you buy afterwards?

No Candy store...cringe...changed my mind on the location but met the agent again for 'lunch'

You'd just have to wouldn't you! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count

Did you buy afterwards?

No Candy store...cringe...changed my mind on the location but met the agent again for 'lunch'

You'd just have to wouldn't you! Lol!"

Oh god yeah

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"I would suggest that rummaging in her drawers was a touch creepy, but maybe I'm just old fashioned? "

I must be old fashioned too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count

Myself and a lady friend once went to view an apartment solely for this purpose (obel Belfast, great views) .. fun times were had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count

Myself and a lady friend once went to view an apartment solely for this purpose (obel Belfast, great views) .. fun times were had!

Lol I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave a blow job to a builder i knew in my kitchen a few years ago then he had an all you can eat buffet on my kitchen table.

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By *igblueyam OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

That's what I'm on about... Do you need anything done??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was 23 I went ballsdeep in the cleaner at the folks house..she was in her late 40s not the best looking but I couldn't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in college I worked with a flooring contractor out around the skerries/balbriggan area over about two years, just the odd weekend and both summers. Most of the time I would be dropped of and left for the day as I didn't have my own transport.

Three times it was put on a plate by married women all I work consider attractive one of which was in nothing but underwear. At the time I had far more morals and sense than I do now

so I did nothing. Today it would have ended differently in every case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a house call to fix a computer in a lady's house I came to the and she answered in a night gown needless to say I fixed the computer and never got money

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By *appyone4uMan
over a year ago

Dublin

In a previous house I had a carpenter hang some doors and do some floor work. Lets just say he did a great job and I want to some him some appreciation

. He left with a check and a smile

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By *erri AnneTV/TS
over a year ago

Shannon and Costa Blanca

"Jumped an estate agent in the bedroom of a house I was viewing...does that count

Did you get a good deal on the place

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By *exfordgentMan
over a year ago

arklow

I've been lucky enough to have a little fun with a client in the past. Job took longer than it should of for some reason lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

I did quite a lot of work for this very glamorous wealthy couple and always found the lady very flirty but I always kept things professional until one day I way finishing up and she asked me to take a look at shelving in her dressing room off the bedroom, I went upstairs to find one shelf covered in naked pics of her, that was the end of the professionalism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sold a car to a girl that led to me screwing her for a few months.she got a heap and reliable ride

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

maybe you just live in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked for a "trades" company where we had about 20 engineers who would do domestic call outs and honest to god the amount of women they would have coming on to them was unreal, the stories they would tell would shock you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i never have, but i was woken this morning by a lad coming to collect my skip.. Well when i answered the door i was like oh yummy ..

Due to only been awake i never asked for his number ... Damn

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Apple's put a fecking sex ban on me till I finished the hall

Olliepops

That get off here and do the hall ASAP....

Apples "

I moved into my apt on a friday and it was fully painted by sunday..2 bedroom apt and i live alone..this place would have had 2 coats by lunch on saturday if i was livin with someone and there was a sex ban lol

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

Come to mine and it will happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

Come to mine and it will happen

Room for one more?

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

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It is sounds like you live in the real world and prefer to adopt a more professional approach. The scenarios which some members refer to could easyily backfire and cause horrendous problems .

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

Come to mine and it will happen

Room for one more?

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ah sure come on so

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

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.....fuck me mac, you must be a complete dog...all them bored housewives sitting at home, just waiting to ride the first man that knocks on the door....apparently. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

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I know the feeling, I'm the same 20 odd years and not once have I had any luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For thirty years I've been in and out of people's houses every day, often in the presence of some very attractive ladies. Not once in all those years have I even come close to anything happening.

FML

. If only I was a few yrs younger I would b within ur age limit.

Could sort all off the above for u.

I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too

Electrician here........complete with snickers!

#justsayin

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too

Electrician here........complete with snickers!

#justsayin"

Ohhhhhhhh

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too

Electrician here........complete with snickers!

#justsayin

Ohhhhhhhh

Jack of all trades here... complete with ..marsbar, crunchie,flake and moro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an electrician, and it's my dream to be seduced on the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too

Electrician here........complete with snickers!

#justsayin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too

Electrician here........complete with snickers!

#justsayin

Ohhhhhhhh

Jack of all trades here... complete with ..marsbar, crunchie,flake and moro

Bit of a cadburys whole nut or caramel girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female member of bar staff in the local hotel left me home one Saturday night and provided extra 'services' which were memorable and filled with pleasure. I then filled her! A great ride that finished well!

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"I need a glazier, electrician, plumber, fitter, tiler, carpenter... oh and Mick I need a gardener too

Electrician here........complete with snickers!

#justsayin

Ohhhhhhhh

Jack of all trades here... complete with ..marsbar, crunchie,flake and moro

You are hired

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Nothing like this ever happens in my job

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By *igblueyam OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the tradesmen have to use the back entrance

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"Do the tradesmen have to use the back entrance

Only if they are very dirty

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By *igblueyam OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Do the tradesmen have to use the back entrance

Only if they are very dirty

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Mc joy... I love you.. What u need done?

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By *iamo69Man
over a year ago

South

A mate was painting a house before and i called up to him to give him something..was talking away for a while with the owner and himself just general talk.she then went up stairs and came down in all i can discribe is minimal clothes. Two of us just kinda looked at each other. She said what are ye waiting for lads. Tbh i laughed and said only us and headed off.mate ended up banging her on and off for months.in fairness he was never good with the girls so i was delighted for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want any odd jobs done let me know haha

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