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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

Jesus! I was offloading stuff in a driveway in Leixlip an hour ago and the lady next door was loading her little child, possibly three years old?, into her car. The child didn't want to get into the car seat and was being a proper little bollix about it. She tried coaxing him with promises of going to see granny, then she told him she had to go to work and he'd have to stay there on his own. No joy though, he wasn't for turning. The next thing I noticed was her pointing at me and shrieking "Oh my God, look, the man is coming to get you! He's going to put you in his truck and take you away!"

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What the fuck?

That has left me in a foul humour now. How can people be so flippant about such things. I'm sure the child will have forgotten that I'm the bad man by now but he'll probably grow up associating trucks with "bad men". Ok, Peter Sutcliffe, fair enough but we're not all like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you be at Mickey Mac?

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"What do you be at Mickey Mac? "

I be at the landscaping industry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you be at Mickey Mac?

I be at the landscaping industry! "

And the freaking out kids industry

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"What do you be at Mickey Mac?

I be at the landscaping industry!

And the freaking out kids industry "

Grrr! I've heard that shit before and it really annoys me. Along the same lines is the nonsense about "put on your seat belt or the guards will come and get you". Never mind that it might actually save your life someday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, because toddlers are extremely rational creatures with a deep understanding of issues that could affect their safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your over reacting mick

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By *lmost Mary PoppinsWoman
over a year ago

Slippery When Wetville

What ever happened to being the parent and in charge! Pick him up and stuff him in.. I've had to pin my toddler with my elbow to fold him into the car seat.. While he screamed the place down.. As soon as the car starts the stop screaming! God love the snowflake generation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to be less creepy Mickey

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Michael did ye know that frowning can give ye wrinkles!

A bad mood is like a flat tyre,ye aint going nowhere till you change it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in a situation of it taking 2 adults to pin a screaming toddler into a buggy!!! Brut force works lol it shows them who's boss and no matter how much they act up I'm always gonna win

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

You didn't tell us if the threat did work on the lil monster.

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"What ever happened to being the parent and in charge! Pick him up and stuff him in.. I've had to pin my toddler with my elbow to fold him into the car seat.. While he screamed the place down.. As soon as the car starts the stop screaming! God love the snowflake generation!

"

Damn fucking straight! I was about to say the same thing.

If you gotta resort to 'the big scary man' tactic you've lost the battle.

Nobody was bigger, badder or scarier than pissed off Mammy. Thankfully I've never really had to be big scary Mammy because my kids actually do what I say first time.

She shouldn't have put you in that position. It's not your job to parent her kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you on this one... I have always been factual with my kids on safety issues and the terminology. I was out one day at a cafe and my beautiful three year old was having a lovely sweet interaction with an elderly gentleman when she turned to me and asked full volume mommy, he is nice I don't think he is a paedophile! The whole place came to a standstill to look at me. I reassured the man I hadn't said he was one and left shame faced.

And as for you Michael.... I would take sweeties from you

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

I don't think it was aimed at truckers in particular, she probably just needed something to say. It's forever happening here in work too, children being told to behave or 'the man'will get them.. it's just good old fashioned emotional terrorism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think it was aimed at truckers in particular, she probably just needed something to say. It's forever happening here in work too, children being told to behave or 'the man'will get them.. it's just good old fashioned emotional terrorism "
exactly. I often heard the phrase the big Brown bear is coming.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

when my daughter was a toddler in fact even now i use the same tactic i use a stern voice and a sterner look and just tell her to cop on and do as she's told. its worked 99% of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus! I was offloading stuff in a driveway in Leixlip an hour ago and the lady next door was loading her little child, possibly three years old?, into her car. The child didn't want to get into the car seat and was being a proper little bollix about it. She tried coaxing him with promises of going to see granny, then she told him she had to go to work and he'd have to stay there on his own. No joy though, he wasn't for turning. The next thing I noticed was her pointing at me and shrieking "Oh my God, look, the man is coming to get you! He's going to put you in his truck and take you away!"

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What the fuck?

That has left me in a foul humour now. How can people be so flippant about such things. I'm sure the child will have forgotten that I'm the bad man by now but he'll probably grow up associating trucks with "bad men". Ok, Peter Sutcliffe, fair enough but we're not all like that! "

Just hope you're not around when the child comes back from granny's. He will be scarred for life

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I don't think it was aimed at truckers in particular, she probably just needed something to say. It's forever happening here in work too, children being told to behave or 'the man'will get them.. it's just good old fashioned emotional terrorism exactly. I often heard the phrase the big Brown bear is coming. "

Yes, but the big brown bear probably wasn't working about ten metres away.

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I don't think it was aimed at truckers in particular, she probably just needed something to say. It's forever happening here in work too, children being told to behave or 'the man'will get them.. it's just good old fashioned emotional terrorism exactly. I often heard the phrase the big Brown bear is coming.

Yes, but the big brown bear probably wasn't working about ten metres away. "

He probably wasn't coming either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always knew you were dodge Michael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always knew you were dodge Michael "

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah heeeeere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah heeeeere! "

Haha poor Mickey, only messin

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Yes, because toddlers are extremely rational creatures with a deep understanding of issues that could affect their safety "

Nobody mentioned explaining safety issues to toddlers. You misinterpreted the previous post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah heeeeere! "

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

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Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah.... The old child into a car seat exercise. It'd be easier to baptise a cat at times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

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Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what? "

Did you fuck them and never call them again? Bastard

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

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Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what?

Did you fuck them and never call them again? Bastard "

If I ever get the chance I'll wipe my knob on their curtains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a full moon out actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

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Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what? "
......chain saw and hockey mask....go for it mac....take out the pets first...

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what? ......chain saw and hockey mask....go for it mac....take out the pets first... "

If it wasn't for that cunt that nicked my chainsaw I might just consider it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what? ......chain saw and hockey mask....go for it mac....take out the pets first...

If it wasn't for that cunt that nicked my chainsaw I might just consider it! "
....I know...an electric hedge trimmer just doesn't have the same shock value. .

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

.

Full moon or what? ......chain saw and hockey mask....go for it mac....take out the pets first...

If it wasn't for that cunt that nicked my chainsaw I might just consider it! ....I know...an electric hedge trimmer just doesn't have the same shock value. . "

Only if you cut the cable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

.

Full moon or what? ......chain saw and hockey mask....go for it mac....take out the pets first...

If it wasn't for that cunt that nicked my chainsaw I might just consider it! ....I know...an electric hedge trimmer just doesn't have the same shock value. .

Only if you cut the cable... "
.....I suppose you could beat her to death with a set of pruning shears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, consider it your good deed for the day. You indirectly helped that lady with her temporary problem. On a permanent basis with those parenting skills, she will likely have a problem kid to deal with for years to come

L

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

.

Full moon or what? ......chain saw and hockey mask....go for it mac....take out the pets first...

If it wasn't for that cunt that nicked my chainsaw I might just consider it! ....I know...an electric hedge trimmer just doesn't have the same shock value. .

Only if you cut the cable... .....I suppose you could beat her to death with a set of pruning shears... "

Nah, I'll just stay parked here until she realises that her ridiculous threat isn't having any effect.

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Ah, consider it your good deed for the day. You indirectly helped that lady with her temporary problem. On a permanent basis with those parenting skills, she will likely have a problem kid to deal with for years to come

L"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need now MM...is a puncture.

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"All you need now MM...is a puncture."

Aaarrgh! Nooooo! I had that yesterday so I'm currently driving around without a spare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

.

Full moon or what? ......chain saw and hockey mask....go for it mac....take out the pets first...

If it wasn't for that cunt that nicked my chainsaw I might just consider it! ....I know...an electric hedge trimmer just doesn't have the same shock value. .

Only if you cut the cable... .....I suppose you could beat her to death with a set of pruning shears...

Nah, I'll just stay parked here until she realises that her ridiculous threat isn't having any effect. "

If she comes out with a cuppa, chocolate hobknobs and says Mick I owe you an apology, it's my sister. And if she doesn't I've sent her out in a very low cut top and someone else is going to get an eyeful lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get over it man!!!

I was on the luais when I was last home and a young mother told her disobedient child that if she kept it up "The Man" (Me) would come over and tell her off

I took it as a compliment, like a coming of age, now I feel like I can help back trucks into alleys if I'm passing by without the driver telling me to "Fuck off you little shit"

My parents said it to me and I'll probably say it my kids.

Same as

"when I went to school there was kids walking there with no shoes on, so your getting these runners and not those ones and you'll bloody well wear them to, but not on your bike, and all we got for Christmas was fruit and you know what we were happy with that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be coaxed into your truck...just saying Mick

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

And it's for reasons like this that i'll never have kids, thanks for reminding me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when my daughter was a toddler in fact even now i use the same tactic i use a stern voice and a sterner look and just tell her to cop on and do as she's told. its worked 99% of the time. "

I think it still works here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah...Mikey my mum used to always threaten us with the man down the road!

You see we never knew what man she meant so we usually shit ourselves and swiftly walk past...

I guess in a way it stopped us talking to strangers...

Look how I turned out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a busy mom , no messin with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad mood,, I must remember that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah...Mikey my mum used to always threaten us with the man down the road!

You see we never knew what man she meant so we usually shit ourselves and swiftly walk past...

I guess in a way it stopped us talking to strangers...

Look how I turned out "

The man down the road is probably scared of you now sexy gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah...Mikey my mum used to always threaten us with the man down the road!

You see we never knew what man she meant so we usually shit ourselves and swiftly walk past...

I guess in a way it stopped us talking to strangers...

Look how I turned out

The man down the road is probably scared of you now sexy gal"

Ohhhh....Ya think???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

.

Full moon or what? ......chain saw and hockey mask....go for it mac....take out the pets first...

If it wasn't for that cunt that nicked my chainsaw I might just consider it! ....I know...an electric hedge trimmer just doesn't have the same shock value. .

Only if you cut the cable... .....I suppose you could beat her to death with a set of pruning shears...

Nah, I'll just stay parked here until she realises that her ridiculous threat isn't having any effect. "

U sure u didnt run over her cat?lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a story once about a woman on a bus trying to breast feed her baby, the baby didn't seem to want it so she said, Take it now or I will give it to the man over there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What ever happened to being the parent and in charge! Pick him up and stuff him in.. I've had to pin my toddler with my elbow to fold him into the car seat.. While he screamed the place down.. As soon as the car starts the stop screaming! God love the snowflake generation!

"

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I could be coaxed into your truck...just saying Mick "

Wohoo! Result!

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"I heard a story once about a woman on a bus trying to breast feed her baby, the baby didn't seem to want it so she said, Take it now or I will give it to the man over there."

I'd accept that alright!

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"

U sure u didnt run over her cat?lol

"

Not yet...

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"when my daughter was a toddler in fact even now i use the same tactic i use a stern voice and a sterner look and just tell her to cop on and do as she's told. its worked 99% of the time.

I think it still works here "

The general "man down the road" thing is bad enough in itself but pointing at me was the most annoying part of it.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"I could be coaxed into your truck...just saying Mick

Wohoo! Result! "

And you didnt even have to buy a pack of Haribo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when my daughter was a toddler in fact even now i use the same tactic i use a stern voice and a sterner look and just tell her to cop on and do as she's told. its worked 99% of the time.

I think it still works here

The general "man down the road" thing is bad enough in itself but pointing at me was the most annoying part of it. "

By any chance did she spot the duck tape cable ties and chloroform?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"when my daughter was a toddler in fact even now i use the same tactic i use a stern voice and a sterner look and just tell her to cop on and do as she's told. its worked 99% of the time.

I think it still works here

The general "man down the road" thing is bad enough in itself but pointing at me was the most annoying part of it.

By any chance did she spot the duck tape cable ties and chloroform? "

the gimp mask msybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And it's for reasons like this that i'll never have kids, thanks for reminding me "
lol none that you know of

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"when my daughter was a toddler in fact even now i use the same tactic i use a stern voice and a sterner look and just tell her to cop on and do as she's told. its worked 99% of the time.

I think it still works here

The general "man down the road" thing is bad enough in itself but pointing at me was the most annoying part of it.

By any chance did she spot the duck tape cable ties and chloroform? "

Chloroform never seems to work like it does in the movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own personal favourite is the toddler on the parents knee with his face up against the windscreen and hands on the dashboard.

When I read the coroner report of how the child became the parents airbag and it's crushed skull prevented the parent from getting injured it really irritates me.

Kids in a properly installed car seat will survive almost any car impact. If that means the parent has to threaten the bogey man on the kid. So what? The kid is safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah...Mikey my mum used to always threaten us with the man down the road!

You see we never knew what man she meant so we usually shit ourselves and swiftly walk past...

I guess in a way it stopped us talking to strangers...

Look how I turned out

The man down the road is probably scared of you now sexy gal

Ohhhh....Ya think??? "

Am sure you could calm him down after you have tied him up lol

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"My own personal favourite is the toddler on the parents knee with his face up against the windscreen and hands on the dashboard.

When I read the coroner report of how the child became the parents airbag and it's crushed skull prevented the parent from getting injured it really irritates me.

Kids in a properly installed car seat will survive almost any car impact. If that means the parent has to threaten the bogey man on the kid. So what? The kid is safe "

Ffs. Nobody is suggesting that leaving a kid out of their seat is the alternative to pointing me out as the bad man.

Just put the child in his seat because it's the safe thing and not because of some bullshit story about someone coming to get him, and not just someone in this case, me!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Ah...Mikey my mum used to always threaten us with the man down the road!

You see we never knew what man she meant so we usually shit ourselves and swiftly walk past...

I guess in a way it stopped us talking to strangers...

Look how I turned out "

Oh you'll find him.... eventually!

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"

I guess in a way it stopped us talking to strangers...

"

By the way,statistically speaking, strangers are rarely the problem.

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

It is annoying though that strangers always seem to have the nicest sweeties.

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

I remember hearing about the Cavan paedophile... "hello little boy, would you like to buy some sweets?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember hearing about the Cavan paedophile... "hello little boy, would you like to buy some sweets?" "

;)

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

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Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what?

Why did I ever leave Leitrim?? I must be mad!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My own personal favourite is the toddler on the parents knee with his face up against the windscreen and hands on the dashboard.

When I read the coroner report of how the child became the parents airbag and it's crushed skull prevented the parent from getting injured it really irritates me.

Kids in a properly installed car seat will survive almost any car impact. If that means the parent has to threaten the bogey man on the kid. So what? The kid is safe

Ffs. Nobody is suggesting that leaving a kid out of their seat is the alternative to pointing me out as the bad man.

Just put the child in his seat because it's the safe thing and not because of some bullshit story about someone coming to get him, and not just someone in this case, me!

"

Are u the bogey man mikey

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

.

Full moon or what?

Why did I ever leave Leitrim?? I must be mad!

"

I see what you did there!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

.

Bitches be trippin'!

.

Full moon or what?

Why did I ever leave Leitrim?? I must be mad!

I see what you did there! "

I see what you did elsewhere!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

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Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what?

Why did I ever leave Leitrim?? I must be mad!

I see what you did there!

I see what you did elsewhere! "

Peeping toms the pair of ye

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Offloading stuff? no wonder she pointed at ye and the other one calling the Garda....

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Jesus, they're all out today. I've just had a bollocking from the woman next door on the other side for parking on the road in front of her house. She's now gone to "phone the guards" although I have no idea what for.

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Bitches be trippin'!

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Full moon or what?

Why did I ever leave Leitrim?? I must be mad!

I see what you did there!

I see what you did elsewhere! "

Honest guv, I don't know what you're talking about...

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Offloading stuff? no wonder she pointed at ye and the other one calling the Garda.... "

That's no bother missus, do you want to buy a strimmer.. Ten bob to yourself ma'am! Good as new, so it is!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Jesus! I was offloading stuff in a driveway in Leixlip an hour ago and the lady next door was loading her little child, possibly three years old?, into her car. The child didn't want to get into the car seat and was being a proper little bollix about it. She tried coaxing him with promises of going to see granny, then she told him she had to go to work and he'd have to stay there on his own. No joy though, he wasn't for turning. The next thing I noticed was her pointing at me and shrieking "Oh my God, look, the man is coming to get you! He's going to put you in his truck and take you away!"

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What the fuck?

That has left me in a foul humour now. How can people be so flippant about such things. I'm sure the child will have forgotten that I'm the bad man by now but he'll probably grow up associating trucks with "bad men". Ok, Peter Sutcliffe, fair enough but we're not all like that! "

I'm with you on this 1 Michael. Same thing happened to me in shopping center car park.

Altho I wasn't driving a truck but the mother said

"Stop having tantrum or this man with beard will take you"

Give the kid a complex about bearded men why don't you

The fact I was thinking of taking the kid if I got a chance is neither here nor there.not all bearded men are like that. She was thinking of men with moustaches

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"

I'm with you on this 1 Michael. Same thing happened to me in shopping center car park.

Altho I wasn't driving a truck but the mother said

"Stop having tantrum or this man with beard will take you"

Give the kid a complex about bearded men why don't you

The fact I was thinking of taking the kid if I got a chance is neither here nor there.not all bearded men are like that. She was thinking of men with moustaches

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I'm feeling your pain brother. Let it out!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


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I'm with you on this 1 Michael. Same thing happened to me in shopping center car park.

Altho I wasn't driving a truck but the mother said

"Stop having tantrum or this man with beard will take you"

Give the kid a complex about bearded men why don't you

The fact I was thinking of taking the kid if I got a chance is neither here nor there.not all bearded men are like that. She was thinking of men with moustaches

I'm feeling your pain brother. Let it out! "
awww Michael come here.

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"

I'm with you on this 1 Michael. Same thing happened to me in shopping center car park.

Altho I wasn't driving a truck but the mother said

"Stop having tantrum or this man with beard will take you"

Give the kid a complex about bearded men why don't you

The fact I was thinking of taking the kid if I got a chance is neither here nor there.not all bearded men are like that. She was thinking of men with moustaches

I'm feeling your pain brother. Let it out! awww Michael come here. "

Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is annoying though that strangers always seem to have the nicest sweeties. "

And deep pockets

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Michael hope I've had a nice truck ride home had a yorkie bar and relaxed I think if the mother knew the truth about you she would be more afraid of you herself or she would fab u ....

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