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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

“Cause I think it’s exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art. Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. A painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre. They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness. They should also study my cock in science class because it defies nature. My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel, it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken. My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors. If my cock could win a medal, it would. If they could name a school after it, it should. If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock. My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is. Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it. My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…

Sugar and spice and all things nice!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you might spend too much time thinking about your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you might spend too much time thinking about your dick "

Neariy choked on tea at that comment !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spelling is what really impresses lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it Mr. W. B ...oh the sullying of my favourite poets name

And as for your frequently mentioned member's obvious charm's...clearly a giant one....from head to toe dahling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you might spend too much time thinking about your dick "
to funny

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

I was right to think u were a 'W B Yeats' lol

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

Ye must have some balls, so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you've discovered your brain.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds)....

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

Wouldnt be boast about feeding children, Samolian or any other.

Thats just a bit perverse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not falling for it, you want us to ask you to show it

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds)...."
Stamina is overated. If you shoot your load quickly it frees up the woman to finish the washing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you might spend too much time thinking about your dick "

Or spending too much time alone with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Cause I think it’s exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art. Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. A painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre. They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness. They should also study my cock in science class because it defies nature. My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel, it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken. My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors. If my cock could win a medal, it would. If they could name a school after it, it should. If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock. My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is. Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it. My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…

Sugar and spice and all things nice!!!!

"

Have to say though a beautifully written piece of fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds).... Stamina is overated. If you shoot your load quickly it frees up the woman to finish the washing up."

I like your way of thinking!

But can she make me a sandwich first?

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds).... Stamina is overated. If you shoot your load quickly it frees up the woman to finish the washing up.

I like your way of thinking!

But can she make me a sandwich first?

"

To be honest, if she's with me, she'll be able to make it before I finish (if she's woken up of course)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds).... Stamina is overated. If you shoot your load quickly it frees up the woman to finish the washing up.

I like your way of thinking!

But can she make me a sandwich first?

To be honest, if she's with me, she'll be able to make it before I finish (if she's woken up of course)"

If shes able to walk to the kitchen you dont deserve the damn sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds).... Stamina is overated. If you shoot your load quickly it frees up the woman to finish the washing up.

I like your way of thinking!

But can she make me a sandwich first?

To be honest, if she's with me, she'll be able to make it before I finish (if she's woken up of course)

If shes able to walk to the kitchen you dont deserve the damn sandwich "

Bloody brilliant give em hell snow white

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds).... Stamina is overated. If you shoot your load quickly it frees up the woman to finish the washing up.

I like your way of thinking!

But can she make me a sandwich first?

To be honest, if she's with me, she'll be able to make it before I finish (if she's woken up of course)

If shes able to walk to the kitchen you dont deserve the damn sandwich "

If she's able to walk to the kitchen; who undid her chain to the sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds).... Stamina is overated. If you shoot your load quickly it frees up the woman to finish the washing up.

I like your way of thinking!

But can she make me a sandwich first?

To be honest, if she's with me, she'll be able to make it before I finish (if she's woken up of course)"

Wahey!!

You boaster you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cock should be able to split a pussy like a wedge and who cares what it looks like stands like or saves a kids life lol once it makes her Pussy run and run like a runny nose in January !!!!!! And empty it'self 2 mike down her hot throat lol !!!!! Let's keep it simple lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/06/16 19:24:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

William and his Will I Am

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds)...."

What's wrong with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jude...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jude..."

Don't make it bad.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cock should be able to split a pussy like a wedge and who cares what it looks like stands like or saves a kids life lol once it makes her Pussy run and run like a runny nose in January !!!!!! And empty it'self 2 mike down her hot throat lol !!!!! Let's keep it simple lol "

Fucking hell

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Your cock should be able to split a pussy like a wedge and who cares what it looks like stands like or saves a kids life lol once it makes her Pussy run and run like a runny nose in January !!!!!! And empty it'self 2 mike down her hot throat lol !!!!! Let's keep it simple lol

Fucking hell "

Is "hell" a girl's name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this the porno scriptwrites guild thread ?

im waiting for the boom chicka wow wow soundtrack and obligatory hot ripped pizza delivery man .....

do not disappoint me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not WB Yeats. It's Hemingway.

Dom Hemingway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cock should be able to split a pussy like a wedge and who cares what it looks like stands like or saves a kids life lol once it makes her Pussy run and run like a runny nose in January !!!!!! And empty it'self 2 mike down her hot throat lol !!!!! Let's keep it simple lol

Fucking hell

Is "hell" a girl's name? "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Who fell? I see an "unlos" above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fell? I see an "unlos" above "

I think it was MoE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Cause I think it’s exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art. Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. A painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre. They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness. They should also study my cock in science class because it defies nature. My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel, it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken. My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors. If my cock could win a medal, it would. If they could name a school after it, it should. If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock. My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is. Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it. My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…

Sugar and spice and all things nice!!!!

"

Go Will !!!

WB Yeats eat your heart out !!!!

Just say it how it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you might spend too much time thinking about your dick "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cock should be able to split a pussy like a wedge and who cares what it looks like stands like or saves a kids life lol once it makes her Pussy run and run like a runny nose in January !!!!!! And empty it'self 2 mike down her hot throat lol !!!!! Let's keep it simple lol

Fucking hell

Is "hell" a girl's name?

"

'an Will's cock isn't just an 'exquisite' piece of art... It does all of the above & n e v e r disappoints

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"Cheetahs are very fast but don't last very long (20 to 30seconds).... Stamina is overated. If you shoot your load quickly it frees up the woman to finish the washing up."

Hahahaha I almost spit my tea everywhere

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