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A strange thought process, and a few chance encounters, has led me to deciding that there is something missing from the Irish sex scene.
I've been here quite a while now, not very actively in terms of meets etc. as you will see, but long enough to get a feel for the general atmosphere.
I am a single male, but that's by choice, the girl that has my heart has it 10,000 Km across the world and at this moment I don't want it back from her. I just want her.
In the mean time, I still got my sex drive and more often than not I'm stripping every girl I see naked and thinking of all the dirty things I'd like to be doing with them
The only problem is that when I come on here (because the ones I'm finding in our small town just ain't that kinky unfortunately :D ) and look at profiles that they all seem to say much the same thing (Apologies for the voyeurism also, I'm sure most site supporters have seen my name at this stage  )
No single males. This and a lot of words like "not interested", "no time wasters", "not meeting", "negative this", "negative that" and I very much do appreciate why you have to say all this because it is true that a lot of people come here with very bad intent (I can't get over some of the messages I've been sent by men here, never women of course but I hear there can be one or two of them also. In an ideal world I would castrate the same men for fear they would accidentally reproduce but I'm hoping natural selection will remove them anyway)
So to cut it short and not completely bore the shit out of ye, I thought we should all come together and decide on a set of ethics for new members to the scene, like me who is too shy to message most of ye because I'm afraid you'll think I'm a bastard like them or a timewaster too :D That plus the fact I know certain girls have hidden their profile and I can only imagine it's due to bad experiences in the past. Lovely girls too :/
So yeah, that was basically it. Until I thought about it some more and realised that people here have better things to be doing than having to explain to the likes of me or anyone else how to behave in communities like this, even if the person receiving the advice has the best intentions. This should go for your profiles too, nobody should need to put up these crazy disclaimers just to avoid harassment. It should be a given.
So then I remembered my secret that I don't often mention for fear of reject, but I FUCKING LOVE BDSM. I don't claim to have much experience in it, but I know when I'm passionate about something and this is one of those things. The scene, the sex, the people involved and especially whipping dem fine girls asses  I believe it's a way of life and anyone who is true to it will be a better, more respectful person for it.
Now we go back to the title. I'm an ambitious boy, and fairly intelligent one if I do say so. I see the best in a lot of people from very diverse backgrounds and communities and I really like this one, even though I don't know anybody in it.. yet but if I can have all of your opinions on this (just a yes or no really) then I will do my damnedest to set it up.
I will (because I want one anyway) build myself a castle, or a very large house someday. In this dwelling, I'm going to have a dungeon with a lot of rooms. In these rooms I'm going to have a lot of fun things, not necessarily the things you might associate with a dungeon (we can still have normal rooms with plasterboard walls and IKEA furniture, or people fanning you while you lye on silk sheets and eat grapes if you're into that) but we will have something for everyone's taste, and probably a lot of the other things you are thinking of right now you dirty scut ;P Once you are out of the dungeon, you can dress normally, eat food, drink beers and just generally lounge around and just turn off from life.
In a nutshell, I want to throw the biggest swingers party Ireland has ever seen and I want to invite all of ye sexy fuckers.
You probably think I'm fucking crazy... and I am but;
This is just another entry on a long list of things I've been planning to achieve in this life, it could never work out, but it definitely won't work if I don't try. Besides, even if it's only a one bedroom house you are all still welcome to join us in it. Could get crowded :D
Now. This is where everyone gets their say. If not one person thinks this is a good idea, I will leave it and never mention it again. If more than 70% of people think it is a good idea, granted there has to be at least 50 votes I will take that as a definite yes and I'm going to try and make the bestest, kinkiest sex palace the West of Ireland has ever seen.
At the very least, just know that there is one horny fucker here in the West that realises that the people here are human too and not just profiles that can be treated like shit. (I know there's going to be lads commenting on this that get on very well with the ladies here, but you know I ain't talking about ye )
If you got this far, you need to get off the internet for a while, jk cheers for listening :D and don't be afraid to message me or add as a friend. Either gender or orientation. Ye're all cool.
Really hope to meet some of ye soon too.
Now as they say in Mexico... Happy Fabbing and put that shit away Carlos before I cut it off!! Good night. | |||
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"Ok ye im lost i kinda skipped down a wee bit lol " ....are you in the diplomatic corp by any chance?  | |||
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"Ok ye im lost i kinda skipped down a wee bit lol ....are you in the diplomatic corp by any chance? "Excuse me ??? | |||
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"Ok ye im lost i kinda skipped down a wee bit lol ....are you in the diplomatic corp by any chance? Excuse me ???"....its just our poor attempt at humour. ...sorry | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph "Hello and Happy Fabbing | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph
Hello and Happy Fabbing"cheers  | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph "Girl stole his heart and he's trying to replace it with sex and bdsm which he might think is interchangeable. wants to build xaviers school for whipping and flogging. Fair play though, it's nice to have dreams. | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph
Girl stole his heart and he's trying to replace it with sex and bdsm which he might think is interchangeable. wants to build xaviers school for whipping and flogging.
Fair play though, it's nice to have dreams. "Broken hearted half fantasy rant then lol | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph "It's an orgy in a 1 bedroom castle! | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph
Girl stole his heart and he's trying to replace it with sex and bdsm which he might think is interchangeable. wants to build xaviers school for whipping and flogging.
Fair play though, it's nice to have dreams.
Broken hearted half fantasy rant then lol"I just saw Freddie kreuger boxers | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph
Girl stole his heart and he's trying to replace it with sex and bdsm which he might think is interchangeable. wants to build xaviers school for whipping and flogging.
Fair play though, it's nice to have dreams.
Broken hearted half fantasy rant then lol
I just saw Freddie kreuger boxers "You looked further than I  | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph
Girl stole his heart and he's trying to replace it with sex and bdsm which he might think is interchangeable. wants to build xaviers school for whipping and flogging.
Fair play though, it's nice to have dreams.
Broken hearted half fantasy rant then lol
I just saw Freddie kreuger boxers
You looked further than I "Lol with those boxers and a castle,I'm staying home,,seen the movies,,, sorry op lol | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph
Girl stole his heart and he's trying to replace it with sex and bdsm which he might think is interchangeable. wants to build xaviers school for whipping and flogging.
Fair play though, it's nice to have dreams.
Broken hearted half fantasy rant then lol
I just saw Freddie kreuger boxers
You looked further than I
Lol with those boxers and a castle,I'm staying home,,seen the movies,,, sorry op lol "To long winded i would be asleep reading the bdsm disclaimer and wake up after the orgy | |||
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"can someone read that and sum it up for me in 1 line please i fell asleep after 1st paragraph
Girl stole his heart and he's trying to replace it with sex and bdsm which he might think is interchangeable. wants to build xaviers school for whipping and flogging.
Fair play though, it's nice to have dreams.
Broken hearted half fantasy rant then lol
I just saw Freddie kreuger boxers
You looked further than I
Lol with those boxers and a castle,I'm staying home,,seen the movies,,, sorry op lol " Sorry everyone, it only took about ten mins to write all that shit so ye were prob as long reading it.
The boxer shot was because a girl nearly got sick one day when she seen my chest so I thought it better to have everything in the open first :D I removed them now tho, don't want to offend your eyes anymore than I have
I'm gonna leave here in the next few weeks after this (not because of this but because I can't look at another mans arse again, tried it, not me and it's all I get here, especially people who viewed) but can't remove the post so it'll be up for another while. But hey, at least ye have something to laugh about now at the next meet. And I'm already laughing because I've just checked my mail and received a reply from an english account claiming to work for Peter Acworth's, probably an online troll that seen this but if it isn't... I'm posting it here straightaway if I don't get my own at least I might get a chance to visit one now for this ha | |||
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better than the usual shite we get to read here  | |||
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"I enjoyed it better than the usual shite we get to read here " Then it was completely worth it. | |||
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"I enjoyed it better than the usual shite we get to read here
Then it was completely worth it. " | |||
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