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"Minge like a punched lasagne"....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...

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...I really shouldn't but...

, ,

Someone save me & tell us a new ugly dick description.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for sharing

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

That made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloody love lasagne.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if it counts but a few of the guys on here have dicks that the CDC wouldn't go near

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"...

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...I really shouldn't but...

, ,

Someone save me & tell us a new ugly dick description.

"

"Like a cocktail sausage in a brillo pad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

...

...I really shouldn't but...

, ,

Someone save me & tell us a new ugly dick description.

"Like a cocktail sausage in a brillo pad""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few that looks like a hatchet went a bit mad on alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this one:

I've seen more meat on a butcher's jacket!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love this one:

I've seen more meat on a butcher's jacket!!"

I heard similar but it was on his pencil...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Love this one:

I've seen more meat on a butcher's jacket!!

I heard similar but it was on his pencil...

"

...and on good Friday for even greater impact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love this one:

I've seen more meat on a butcher's jacket!!

I heard similar but it was on his pencil...

...and on good Friday for even greater impact. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got a foreskin like a busted onion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cilit Bang wouldn't shift her

I wouldn't ride her into battle

And my personal favorite.....

She had a mouth on her like a dirty tampon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her fannys like an axe wound lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to eat lasagne

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By *harlieparkerCouple
over a year ago

naas

God I used to love lasagne....why????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with an auld punched lasagne!

Nom Nom Nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left her face like a painters radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem

Furburger

That is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, op!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm muffburger with cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His cock would give you a papercut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her fanny was put in a wheel.chair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny like a busted sofa...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doner kebab

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

As I've said before. Pussy like the inside of a dalek or a bag of liver after Jack the ripper.

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn

A dick that looks like a button on a fur coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fanny like a busted sofa..."

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gota minge that looks like a stab wound on the back of a gorilla!

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By *olyhumorousMan
over a year ago

Over here


"Gota minge that looks like a stab wound on the back of a gorilla!"

or a fanny like a screaming gorilla

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By *ortidanMan
over a year ago

Moira

Cock on him like a worm hanging out of a wheelie bin

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Or axe wound a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I thought Candy Store were back.

Some load of old threads being resurrected lately

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ah I thought Candy Store were back.

Some load of old threads being resurrected lately "

It's the Lazarus strain.

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By *arah KKCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

A dick so diseased its like a welders bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a wizards sleave. Or like kicking a sausage up O'Connell street

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By *agical Mystery ManMan
over a year ago

Cork


"Cilit Bang wouldn't shift her

I wouldn't ride her into battle

And my personal favorite.....

She had a mouth on her like a dirty tampon"

A Sniper wouldn’t take her out

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By *agical Mystery ManMan
over a year ago

Cork


"Gota minge that looks like a stab wound on the back of a gorilla!"

Like a yawning donkey

Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a pussy like a wizards sleeve.

May as well be punching smoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny like a busted wellie!!

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Fanny like a kicked over kebab

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

South

Mangled growlers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your eating lasagne its like flavour that counts. Extra cheese mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once described the town byclicle. He said its like dipping your cock in a wellie of warm milk

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

A fanny like a butchers bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gee like a whales ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is over a year old the real issue here is who searched the forums for lasagne

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"This thread is over a year old the real issue here is who searched the forums for lasagne "

I think they thought they were on the just eat app and got it wrong

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"This thread is over a year old the real issue here is who searched the forums for lasagne

I think they thought they were on the just eat app and got it wrong "

A mouldy minge at this stage

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

[Removed by poster at 19/08/20 06:27:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard 'cock like a stickleback', I'm guessing this means thin and hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a picnic bar.

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By *icRYANMan
over a year ago

Cork

A minge that looks like a grenade went off in a deli counter

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I've heard 'cock like a stickleback', I'm guessing this means thin and hairy "

And sticks to your trousers

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

[Removed by poster at 23/08/20 09:37:35]

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Cock like a picnic bar. "

Blimey thats an ugly cock lol

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

Minge like a knife wound on a gorilla's back..

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By *ff Duty CooperMan
36 weeks ago

London

Hahaha

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By *eninchmuscleMan
36 weeks ago

portlaoise

Seen better heads on a bad pint of beer.:D

Dry as a nuns tit..

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By *ff Duty CooperMan
36 weeks ago

London


"Seen better heads on a bad pint of beer.:D

Dry as a nuns tit.."

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By *ff Duty CooperMan
34 weeks ago

London

[Removed by poster at 27/09/25 23:35:29]

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By *hauna.HennTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Dundrum

Sweating like a paedo in a Barney suit

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Veg or meat?

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