FabSwingers.com forum: First world problems!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please post your first world problems here

Kaizer ate asparagus and he now has stinky wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many jobs and not enough hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oooh here's another.....

Ran out of hazelnut coffee syrup

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By *eansouth86Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Wifi is down and I haven't much data left lol I'll have to limit my Fabing ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like the selfies I take in my new mirror

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

I've run out of nail polish remover so now I have non painted finger nails and painted toenails...... What to do!!!!

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By *eansouth86Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Don't like the selfies I take in my new mirror

Ha well the selfies on your profile are dam good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's 0% space left on the sky box

Oh the humanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's 0% space left on the sky box

Oh the humanity

Lol! Did you lose any old recordings? 2tb & we still live on 2-7%.

Better delete all those TOWIE series'...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's 0% space left on the sky box

Oh the humanity

Lol! Did you lose any old recordings? 2tb & we still live on 2-7%.

Better delete all those TOWIE series'...

There's a series, the Last Panthers that could be eradicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's 0% space left on the sky box

Oh the humanity

Lol! Did you lose any old recordings? 2tb & we still live on 2-7%.

Better delete all those TOWIE series'...

There's a series, the Last Panthers that could be eradicated

Yup, we have that unwatched too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's 0% space left on the sky box

Oh the humanity

Lol! Did you lose any old recordings? 2tb & we still live on 2-7%.

Better delete all those TOWIE series'...

There's a series, the Last Panthers that could be eradicated

It was pants, i deleted the rest of it after watching episode 1

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

There's so much leg room in business class, I can barely reach the touch screen tv

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I want to pause live TV but the tivo box is in the other room. I'm just watching the standard virgin box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's 0% space left on the sky box

Oh the humanity

Lol! Did you lose any old recordings? 2tb & we still live on 2-7%.

Better delete all those TOWIE series'...

There's a series, the Last Panthers that could be eradicated

It was pants, i deleted the rest of it after watching episode 1"

*deleting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to buy sweet potato fries and now have to make do with regular fries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's so much leg room in business class, I can barely reach the touch screen tv

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My drive to work is so short the car doesn't even warm up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I forgot to buy sweet potato fries and now have to make do with regular fries

Where will this cruelty end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two groups of friends I'm meeting for drinks today and tonight so I will have to come home to change for the club. Why me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two groups of friends I'm meeting for drinks today and tonight so I will have to come home to change for the club. Why me?!

You poor fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two groups of friends I'm meeting for drinks today and tonight so I will have to come home to change for the club. Why me?!

You poor fucker

I know right!! And I have to go out tomorrow night with another group of friends. What is this world coming to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine not working and have to wear mis-matching labels and colours clothes

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I look too fabulous today, afraid to leave the house for fear of getting mobbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look too fabulous today, afraid to leave the house for fear of getting mobbed

Kaizer suggest wearing a blanket over your head

It's worked for Kaizer and Whacko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody wants to tell me stories about dogs & or other furry friends!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't find the remote to the TV and too lazy to get up and change manually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 6 year old broke my laptop screen because he couldn't work out why it wasn't a touch screen like the iPad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 6 year old broke my laptop screen because he couldn't work out why it wasn't a touch screen like the iPad. "

Oh dear, crap that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday drivers out on a bank holiday Monday causing havoc and traffic jams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/06/16 16:43:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that Enda is taoiseach again despite most people voting him out....!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That devastating moment when you realise you didn't charge your iPod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 6 year old broke my laptop screen because he couldn't work out why it wasn't a touch screen like the iPad. "

Imagine that! A 6 year old not knowing the difference...

Expensive lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've inherited a house, like I need one of those to look after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shops are all out of cream eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one to put suncream on my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one to put suncream on my back."

I've people to put mine on but they won't cause they all wanna see me burn!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battery on my favorite toy is gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Battery on my favorite toy is gone

Noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's only Brown sugar do Kaizer's afternoon coffee

God you son of bitch why do you mock the Manbeast so (shakes fist to the heavens)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's only Brown sugar do Kaizer's afternoon coffee

God you son of bitch why do you mock the Manbeast so (shakes fist to the heavens)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shops are all out of cream eggs

That's because they reduced them to 10¢ each last month... in other news my garage is full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's only Brown sugar do Kaizer's afternoon coffee

God you son of bitch why do you mock the Manbeast so (shakes fist to the heavens)

That lovely Polish girlie from last year must be gone. Haven't you trained (explained politly) how the man beast likes his coffee to the new one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shops are all out of cream eggs

That's because they reduced them to 10¢ each last month... in other news my garage is full."

With cream eggs???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Internet is soooooo slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The battery is gone in my key fob I have to unlock my car with the key

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's only Brown sugar do Kaizer's afternoon coffee

God you son of bitch why do you mock the Manbeast so (shakes fist to the heavens)

That lovely Polish girlie from last year must be gone. Haven't you trained (explained politly) how the man beast likes his coffee to the new one?

And who be you be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drank too much coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What to wear on Friday its wrecking my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No still watering the shop only sparkling water left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to pause live TV but the tivo box is in the other room. I'm just watching the standard virgin box

Went back to sky for this reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent 85 quid because I'm only getting around to printing every printable photo on my phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just realised new series Outcast was recorded in standard definition not high definition

When it rains it pours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised new series Outcast was recorded in standard definition not high definition

When it rains it pours

Is there really much of a difference!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just realised new series Outcast was recorded in standard definition not high definition

When it rains it pours

Is there really much of a difference!!?

WHAAAAAAT

Yes Rosebush there's a world of difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised new series Outcast was recorded in standard definition not high definition

When it rains it pours

Is there really much of a difference!!?

WHAAAAAAT

Yes Rosebush there's a world of difference

Don't believe you mister!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just realised new series Outcast was recorded in standard definition not high definition

When it rains it pours

Is there really much of a difference!!?

WHAAAAAAT

Yes Rosebush there's a world of difference

Don't believe you mister!!!

Someday HD will arrive to Rosebush lane and you'll say "Wow Kaizer was right"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 of my 6pack have gone missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 of my 6pack have gone missing "

Check under the fridge buddy

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By *ant111Man
over a year ago

Dublin 6

tv3 instead of rte 2 maybe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke another bloody nail

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I hate when Blu-ray are only 5.1 and I have 7.2 setup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone screen is smashed. I have 2 spare, one will accept my sim but won't sync my Google account for my apps. The other will sync but won't accept my sim. Have to use 2 phones for a week or 2

First World Problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When your hazelnut latte is minus hazelnut

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"When your hazelnut latte is minus hazelnut

There's a world shortage of hazelnuts caused by them hoors and their "hazelnut spread". Hazelnut me hole, sure it's mostly chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just cooked a pizza, but my pizza cutter is in the dishwasher.....have to throw it out now

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I just cooked a pizza, but my pizza cutter is in the dishwasher.....have to throw it out now"

That's what I call my missus... "the dishwasher"

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"I just cooked a pizza, but my pizza cutter is in the dishwasher.....have to throw it out now

That's what I call my missus... "the dishwasher"

Is that because you load her every night?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I ate my last French pâté last night, now I've to ring up my French connection to get my larder stocked up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to decide between slim leg and regular leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to decide between slim leg and regular leg"

Heather Mills has the same issue every morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just cooked a pizza, but my pizza cutter is in the dishwasher.....have to throw it out now"

What's wrong with using a knife to cut your pizza??

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Trying to decide between slim leg and regular leg

Heather Mills has the same issue every morning "

She has the advantage of being able to purchase jeans with 50% off.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Trying to decide between slim leg and regular leg

Heather Mills has the same issue every morning

She has the advantage of being able to purchase jeans with 50% off. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your hazelnut latte is minus hazelnut

There's a world shortage of hazelnuts caused by them hoors and their "hazelnut spread". Hazelnut me hole, sure it's mostly chocolate!

I blame the squirrels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you get Gingerbread instead of Hazelnut in your latte

oh the humanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get Gingerbread instead of Hazelnut in your latte

oh the humanity

That's the most tragic one I've read so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to decide between slim leg and regular leg

Heather Mills has the same issue every morning

She has the advantage of being able to purchase jeans with 50% off.

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.....Paul mc cartney bought her a plane for her birthday. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you get Gingerbread instead of Hazelnut in your latte

oh the humanity

That's the most tragic one I've read so far "

Words cannot describe the Manbeast's devastation

It seemed like a good idea at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you prepare a sausage sandwich and discover there is no more tomato kethup

Oh the humanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you prepare a sausage sandwich and discover there is no more tomato kethup

Oh the humanity

"
...ah that's nothing..I prepared a sausage sandwich and realised I didn't have sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you prepare a sausage sandwich and discover there is no more tomato kethup

Oh the humanity

Or that you can't spell KETCHUP...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you prepare a sausage sandwich and discover there is no more tomato kethup

Oh the humanity

Or that you can't spell KETCHUP...

Too hungry for spelling accurcy..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you prepare a sausage sandwich and discover there is no more tomato kethup

Oh the humanity

...ah that's nothing..I prepared a sausage sandwich and realised I didn't have sausages

Trade ya

2 sausages for one splurge of the ketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you prepare a sausage sandwich and discover there is no more tomato kethup

Oh the humanity

...ah that's nothing..I prepared a sausage sandwich and realised I didn't have sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway it should be YR on a sausage sambo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway it should be YR in a sausage sambo.

Stick yer Yorkshire Relish up yer blue hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway it should be YR in a sausage sambo.

Stick yer Yorkshire Relish up yer blue hole

Maybe that's what was on his nob?...

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By *red1972Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"I want to pause live TV but the tivo box is in the other room. I'm just watching the standard virgin box

Did anyone else do a double take on the words "virgin box"? Just wondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a new phone recently and the camera is different so still working out my selfies angles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a new phone recently and the camera is different so still working out my selfies angles

Oh the humanity

Kaizer had an awful experience over be weekend

Recorded Saturday nights UFC in standard definition not HD....how cruel this world can be at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ashtray in the bugatti is full, and the garage is fully booked until Wednesday. ..ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to buy skinny capucinos and can only have a regular one..god damn you cruel world!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had sex in over a week. Life is cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no coffee slices left on the tea trolley...

"Give me a custard donut please"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I forgot to buy skinny capucinos and can only have a regular one..god damn you cruel world!!"

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have too go out and buy more courgettes now, my other ones, mis used,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have too go out and buy more courgettes now, my other ones, mis used,

How so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt you like too know;-)

3 guesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to decide if im going bikram yoga or for a swim after the gym. Damn life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha

Wouldnt you like too know;-)

3 guesses

1.Mistook it for a small cucumber

2.Mistook it for a large pickle

3.You tripped & it fell into you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha

Wouldnt you like too know;-)

3 guesses

1. Shiver

2. Me

3. Timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh no i didnt trip and fell into me,

I knew wot i was doing alrite

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

It's ok, count it as one of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

Very good for the eyesight,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

Very good for the eyesight,

Unless that's where you poke it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to make do with Striploin steak instead of Sirloin for my dinner. Tis a tough world!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Have 6 pillows on my bed but can't get comfortable

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

The washing machine is a little bit loud with the lounge door open. It distracts from the surround sound on my large telly.

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By *elle de SoirWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"The shops are all out of cream eggs

That's because they reduced them to 10¢ each last month... in other news my garage is full."

You have a garage full of Creme Eggs ?!? Well, hellllllo *flutters eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cup of tea is only half full and I still have 3 lotus biscuits left to dunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kaizer is all out of Wash n Go.....now have to take two bottles into the shower!

(Shakes fists to heavens)

"DAMN YOU"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shops are all out of cream eggs

That's because they reduced them to 10¢ each last month... in other news my garage is full.

You have a garage full of Creme Eggs ?!? Well, hellllllo *flutters eyelashes"

Had, had...but I can get some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The price of turnips are sky rocketing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The price of turnips are sky rocketing. "

Huge surge in sales today for some reason

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

I gave my Netflix password to too many of my friends, now I can't watch it tonight because there are too many devices logged on...sponging bast@@ds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I gave my Netflix password to too many of my friends, now I can't watch it tonight because there are too many devices logged on...sponging bast@@ds

Please share

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By *oupleuncutCouple
over a year ago

dun laoghaire

"I gave my Netflix password to too many of my friends, now I can't watch it tonight because there are too many devices logged on...sponging bast@@ds

Please share

"
lol I've changed my password and I'm taking this one to the grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot my Photochromic glasses and with this low sun I keep having to swap between shades & regular specs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a ear ache

But I soaked some cotton wool in olive oil and packed my ear

But still in pain and now look like I have white hairs growing out of my ears .... fml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many women.......so little time.

This was written on a tee-shirt that a previous FBI gave me.

My tee has ripped....where do I get another?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When your morning latte tastes like warm breast milk

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"When your morning latte tastes like warm breast milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your morning latte tastes like warm breast milk

Costa has gone down in Kaizer's estimation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your morning latte tastes like warm breast milk

The Polish woman's breast milk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your morning latte tastes like warm breast milk

The Polish woman's breast milk?"

In her dreams maybe

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